Bob Marlin

There are no limits

[everseeing-eyes]

[stimman3000]

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[speaksteady]

Isaac Hayes’ 24K Cadillac Eldorado, purchased as part of his deal with Stax in 1972.

[visualoso]

This car clean af 🥶

[auroras-boreales]

[veganfoody]

[programmerhumour]

Chair.exe has stopped working

[toadschooled]

[tooiconic]

The look on the red toad’s fucking face I can’t breathe

[pussylightlytoasted]

ITS ABOUT TO BE A WHAT

TOAD FIGHT

[wickedwonderlandd]

Red toad:

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[yeopposcya]

[alwaysbewoke]

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

[modgepurce-deactivated20190408]

[kanjiklubb]

[fuckyeahfluiddynamics]

Near the surface of the sun, the interplay of magnetic fields and plasma flow creates solar prominences that appear to dance. The prominence shown here was recorded in 2012 by the NASA Solar Dynamics Observatory, and its arc is large enough to easily surround the Earth. This is fluid dynamics – specifically magnetohydrodynamics – on a scale difficult for us earthbound humans to imagine. Scientists are still working to understand the complex processes that drive flows like this one. Fortunately, we can appreciate their beauty regardless. (Image credit: NASA SDO, source; via APOD; submitted by jpshoer)

[globalriseofblackpeople]

Lisa left eye last days

Dr sebi village of healing

[victorious]

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

[briellalabooty]

😉😇😇have faith its,Sunday

[truthinthebooty]

“Whats your tumblr?”

[nuka-rockit]

the bible but its retold in memes

[nuka-rockit]

“if she eat the fruit, she a thot”, the Allmighty said

“all women are queensssss” the serpent hissed into Eve’s ear

[nuka-rockit]

HE saw that they had eaten the fruit. and so with divine fury, he cast them out of Paradise as HIS voice thundered across the planes

“This bitch sentient. YEET”

[nuka-rockit]

Jesus handed his disciples the cup with wine

“take a sip babes, for this is my blood”

[zombiebrainsoup]

as he cast samael the lightbringer out of heaven, the lord turned to his voice. metatron, this is so sad. play despacito

[blue-fluffy-dragon]

God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. Then said for all, but Noah and his family, “then perish”

[alleenickel]

And on the seventh day, God said: “It is Sunday, my dudes.”

[quinintheclouds]

And He told His followers about the Promised Land:

Moses commanded the red sea in the name of God, “Move, I’m gay.”

And the Lord spoke to his disciples, “Take, cronch. This is my body, given for you.” Then, lifting the wine, Jesus cracked open a cold one with the boys.

The blind man was made to see by Jesus’ hand, and he looked up in awe. “I’d like to thank not only God but also Jesus.”

The Pharaoh of Egypt would not relent, for he was the sand guardian, guardian of the sand, and the Israelites quivered before him.

Tied up and helpless, Samson’s wig was snatched.

On the third day, Jesus rose again. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me.”

“PSA: here are the new Commandments, thank you for coming to my TED talk.”

“Um OP literally created the world and everything in it but go off I guess”

Witnessing Jesus walking on water, the disciples were in awe: “Oh, my God — He on x-games mode”

Jesus, bound to the cross, spoke thusly:

[fluidityandgiggles]

David: Bro I had a dream we fucked

Jonathan: Bro it’s just a dream

David: Gay, I wouldn’t fuck you

Jonathan: You wouldn’t?

David: I mean, unless you want to…

[lesbianbooradleypsued]

Discussing Ruth and Naomi around the dinner table. “Jesus they’re lesbians.”

[thecommanderisnotdead]

Jesus rising from the dead after 3 days: