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Allen. 23. Australian. General nerd.

[markv5]

Кто-то: — Вечно ты всем недоволен. Есть вообще что-то, что тебе нравится? Я:

Кто-то: — Вечно ты всем недоволен. Есть вообще что-то, что тебе нравится? Я:

[stevienick]

[kvotheunkvothe]

#me

[jetslay]

From MAD Magazine #7. (Art by Kerry Callen)

[teathattast]

corcle time

[cowboy-garfield]

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

[linguisticparadox]

I was not ready

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

I had to watch this a couple times

The chaos energy was to much to handle at once

[mattressblowoutsale]

im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

i make up stuff like this all the time

[preservable]

i just took an online vision test that tells you what color your eyes and at first i’m like, “yeah ok like that will work”

BUT THEY GOT IT RIGHT…

how’d they know I have hazel eyes based on those questions?????

here’s the link if anyone else wants to try it

[animal-factbook]

IT GOT MINE RIGHT TOO… What kind of sorcery is this?!?

[durtysoufblakkduude-blog]

Wow wtf

[southernintrovert1996]

That’s weird. I wasn’t expecting it to be real. Brown eyes

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[maliciousindungeon]

ah, a transphobe, are ya? *bug sprays you right in the mouth*

[maliciousindungeon]

this has gotten almost 3000 notes since i woke up today and im glad yall like this post, but for real @ every transphobe, open up

[phantomthread2017]

[peterfromtexas-deactivated20250]

Reenactor throws a spear at a drone

[supapoopa]

What a time to be alive.

[tenthcorner]

“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.

The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.

Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)

[kineticpenguin]

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

[brunhiddensmusings]

just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone

[stephendann]

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

[gayboomhauer]

[georgieboah]

Resippy

[surprisebitch]

i literally thought it was sausage

[sugarmint-dreams]

moons pt 2: urbanscapes

pt 1

[prozdvoices]

Visit Original Link

Anonymous said:

Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?

meowth, control yourself

[the-pursuit-of-sappiness]

I HAVE NA EEVER LAGUHED SO HA RD IN MY ENTRE L IF E

[circuitrydemon]

james sounds so fuckin offended like omf

[seafoodmomma-deactivated2021121]

So long twerp! Pikachu belongs to us now!

YEAH YOU FUCKHEAD!

woah meowth that’s going a little overboar-

EAT SHIT AND D  I    E 

meowth. 

[elizabethemerald]

GOd I laughed so hard at this

[bakukoda]

Meowth is @rowdy-cabbage

James is @sword-babes

Pikahu is me

[rowdy-cabbage]

OH MY GOD I KIN NAUGHTY WORDS MEOWTH

[urmymuseum]

Always must reblog

[bedrock-ruins-deactivated201911]

MEOWTH SAID FUCK!

[thronescastdaily]

Sesame Street: Respect is Coming

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

#sesame street as kind old gods that invade other universes and Insist Kindness and Learning

#theyre too powerful to be killed or fought and if you hold a weapon it just turns harmless #and they just calmly say ‘well that’s mean dont talk like that’ if you say anything mean

#what im saying is #this story is better than anything ever

(x)

[digitaldiscipline]

Your periodic reminder that Big Bird is an expression of the Eternal fucking Champion.

[sugarmint-dreams]

moon watching

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[causticgrip-deactivated20221013]