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[bobsupportgroup]

Alright I've gone through the last 2 years of backlog so unless yall want this blog to dry up again SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN come give ya callouts. Drag these boys for filth.

- Mod Cas

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[ladyfl4me]

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

[arkaniist]

i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.

[rudderless-in-an-ocean-of-stars]

no promise has ever been as legit as this one.

[carefulmisbehaving]

[eribent-deactivated20241005]

the artist of the garf is yikestownusa !

[bobsupportgroup]

Reblog this version with the artist's credit!

[bobsupportgroup]

Callout for Merle: I can hear you flirting with your philodendron or whatever through the walls. keep it down it's harshing my vibe

That plant is easy out of his league anyway

[bobsupportgroup]

Calling out Carey because she told me Taako would never notice if I pickpocketed him. Well, he DIDN’T notice, yes, BUT YOU DIDN’T TELL ME HIS POCKETS WERE FULL OF BANANA PUDDING. THEY EVEN HAD NILLAS IN THERE.

Haha get puddinged

[bobsupportgroup]

Call-out for Magnus - stop stealing my prosthetic arm. Next time I catch you with it, I’m beating you over the head with it.

Theyre up in arms about it, Magnus

[bobsupportgroup]

Angus, dear, you are absolutely our favorite patron and we don't mind waiving your late fees, but you DO still need to return those books sometime. Madame Director is really starting to get on us about that...

With love,

BOB Library Staff

If you're gonna steal at least steal from not a public resource

[bobsupportgroup]

Callout for the Director: I want health insurance for my robots. Their arms keep disappearing.

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[bobsupportgroup]

If you're reading this: the queue is empty

Send callouts!

- Mod Cas

[bobsupportgroup]

call out for madam director: too dang cool and pretty, it makes me nervous 😳

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[bobsupportgroup]

Call out to the boys: You do not give Angus nearly enough hugs.

-sincerely the secret Angus fanclub

I stand by this

[bobsupportgroup]

If you're reading this: the queue is empty

Send callouts!

- Mod Cas

[bobsupportgroup]

To whoever keeps filling the complaints with “I think dogs should vote” I agree, but I have no say in the matter. Please stop.

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[bobsupportgroup]

callout post taako: polymorphed into a dog and made a B-line for the edge of the moon

It's just instinct at that point

[bobsupportgroup]

Aforementioned server guy who made the BOB unofficial roleplay discord here - haha, that discord was a lot of fun while it lasted! Though activity has died down a lot in the intervening years, were it not for the silly concept and the content of this blog I don't think I would have felt brave enough to make that discord n advertise it here and now I wouldn't be the man I am today, with the friends I made and the loving partnerships we've found through that 😊 I guess what I'm trying to say is how much your guys's thing has really helped shape a ton of people's lives!

Im just glad we were a positive force in people's lives 💖

[bobsupportgroup]

*looks around for anyone watching* *blows a kiss to the skies* for voidfish

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[bobsupportgroup]

Callout for lup??? For candlenights she game everybody small signs that say "pipis room" in a very large box. Way too big for such a small sign. I'm very concerned. -Lilly from the help desk

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[bobsupportgroup]

Call out for Magnus, he thought it would be cute to pat my on the back with a robot arm, he was at 30% strength and now I can't use my shoulder or arm for a year

Please come by my office to fill out an incident report. Madame Director has instated a new policy regarding Magnus-related injuries.

Thanks,

Casper from Internal Affairs