No Place In Heaven

Hey y'all! Name's Bob, and I love meetin' new people! I'm originally from the Garden of Eden, but ended up in y'all's world because I was banished. :( But I've learned to adapt real quickly, and I'm open to just about anythin'!

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Character Development — A collection of Character Development Questions!

If your character’s least-favourite family member deliberately destroyed your character’s favourite clothing article, how would they react?

What was your character’s latest job?

Does your character have a favourite vacation spot?  What is it?  Why?

Are there any causes or issues your character thinks needs more awareness? 

Who was your character’s favourite family member?  What were they like?

How did your character perform in school?

What does your character think the biggest obstacles to world peace are?

Does your character have a favourite fantasy animal?  What is it?  Why?

What would your character consider giving their maternal grandparents as a gift?  Why?

What would your character consider giving their parents as a gift?  Why?

What would your character consider giving their adoptive parents as a gift?  Why?

If your character’s romantic interest lost your character’s favourite object, how would they react?

If your character found someone’s credit card someone had obviously lost, what would they do?

Has your character ever been close to death?  If so, when and why?

If your character found their mother’s private journal, would they read it?

If your character found a million euros what would they do?

If your character was responsible for the death of their parents, how would they feel?

Would your character give their life for anything?  Why?

If your character got a gift they hated, how would they react?

If your character found a roll of undeveloped film someone had lost, what would they do?

If your character found a time machine, what would they do?

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[themarysueassassin]

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multi verse friendly. driven by their own canon, open to OC’s and canon characters of any fandom!

taylor ruse- assassin/unofficial unicorn babysitter/destined to save the unicorn race

✧ ᴛʜᴇ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴏғ ᴍᴜʟʜᴏʟʟᴀɴᴅ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇ ✧

✧ sᴜɴsᴇᴛs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴇʏᴇ ✧

✧ ɪɴᴠɪsɪʙʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ sʜʀɪɴᴇ ✧     

✧ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ LA DEVOTEE. 

bob(lincoln)- unicorn/son of the horseman of conquest/destined to save the unicorn race

✧ ᴍᴀᴍᴀ sᴀɪᴅ, ғᴜʟғɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘʜᴇᴄʏ ✧

✧ ʙᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛᴇʀ ✧

✧ ɢᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ʟᴇɢᴀᴄʏ ✧     

✧ ᴍᴀɴɪғᴇsᴛ DESTINY.  

[bobthegayunicorn]

“Silly human, I ain’t no horse!”

♋

Semi-selective

Multifandom, Canon and OC friendly

+4 years of RP experience

Mun is super easy to talk to and doesn’t bite!

♋

HOME//RULES//ABOUT//MUN

[bahttery]

[bobthegayunicorn]

Y’all this account is still alive!!

I’m open for rp!

[beevesj]

~Glass Unicorns and Stone Dragons~

[bobthegayunicorn]

“I’m a dragon.”

Bob couldn’t help but tremble a little more, although he was trying his hardest to hide it. Dragons were never good news, especially for him. If only he had his sister there…she’d know what do to! He watched as the house-sized serpent slowly slid into his view, slate eyes looking down upon him with a smug smirk.

<i>Friendly! Y'all can be friendly. Maybe then she won’t burn off your tail!</i> Bob thought to himself. His long pink tail hung limply, no longer moving from side to side. The unicorn backed away slowly as she came closer, until his back hoof hit a stray gold coin.

<i>Oh no.</i>

The unicorn’s heart dropped, as his blood went cold. He was assuming the worst, and most likely having a bit of a panic attack. What if she thought he’d stolen the piece of gold under his hoof? That would be like the time he’d accidentally fallen into a wvyern’s hoard under some castle in England, and said wyvern chased him back to Eden. A thousand what ifs ran through his head as he lifted the coin off the cracked marble floor with his magic. He floated it directly up to the dragon’s eyes, so that she could see it too.

“I…I found this on the ground, y'all. Might’ve dropped from y'all’s hoard or somethin’. I didn’t take it, I swear!” Bob yelped.

[beevesj]

Tailtwist licked her lips with a forked tongue, steam hissing from between her teeth. She could smell the unicorn’s fear, hidden and layered under magic as it was. Oh look, he was backing away too. How charming, the reptile thought. 

However, her heart stopped cold once the equine’s horn glowed bright with magic. She took a step back, her wings opening like umbrellas that filled most of the room. Her pupils slitted into needles, and a hiss a few octaves from terror escaped her jaws

She flinched back at the light, her slate grey gaze focused on the little gold coin floating right in front of her face. Her gold coin. Not fire, not brimstone, not magic of any kind. Just gold. 

“C…coin number 13354. Slightly tarnished, smelted in 1932…” She breathed, tail waving side to side. The unicorn’s fear was stronger now, panicked too, as panicked as her. He was practically shivering down at her claws like a thief caught red-hooved.

“That…that belongs there. Right where your hoof was….put it back…” Tailtwist commanded somewhat hesitantly. 

[bobthegayunicorn]

“O-okay...” Bob said, watching as she observed the coin, identifying it almost immediately. The unicorn was rather surprised, as he was unaware of dragons having any sort of identification system for their hoards. He thought it was just at random, and it didn’t exactly matter. The unicorn could sense something else as well...something like fear. But it wasn’t his own...he could feel that too. This one was different, and it seemed to be coming from the dragon herself.

That was why the air felt so electrically charged. The unicorn floated the coin back down to where his back hoof had been, and he carefully stepped over it, azure eyes staring back at slate grey. A shiver ran up his spine, as a frown slowly formed on his face. Her wings were enormous, and he knew that she could probably crush him with a paw.

And yet, here she was, trembling as much as he was, although she was doing a better job of not showing it.

“Are y’all...are y’all just as scared as I am? I can’t do much to hurt you...you’re a dragon.” Bob said, pinning his ears back to his skull. He desperately wished his sister was there now, so that she could tell him what to say.

[mylordshesacactus]

Do you know what fantasy needs more of? KELPIE FAMILIARS.

Characters saving a kelpie’s life when it’s injured or trapped and starving because it's scared and you don’t just let an intelligent creature die like that

Kelpies that seek out humans and trick them into climbing on their backs and kidnap them but they don’t eat them they just drag them halfway across the country and kick them off next to their sick foal like help him you’re a human you know how to do things I don’t understand what’s wrong and he’s going to die fix it and then after that they have a mutual-respect thing going on

Kelpie familiars being wary and snappish around any humans but the one they like but running away whenever that one gets near because they don’t understand why they don’t want to eat this one and it scares them

Human companions sitting on the edge of a lake while the kelpie swims and fishes and then the kelpie coming over and the human being terrified because they know how kelpies work and they’ve never dared to touch it before they’re not stupid, and then the kelpie letting itself be patted and then letting the human go again

Kelpie familiars grudgingly accepting that they have to stop drowning people and only eat the things their new friend shows them

Kelpie familiars seeing a random asshole harrassing a random girl on the street and hissing and then the asshole shoves them away and laughs about how ugly this horse is and his hand sticks to their neck and the kelpie just grins sadistically and then the heroine has to run across town and convince her friend not to drown the random asshole because we can’t just go around murdering everyone sweetheart please they’ll kill you if you murder people

Kelpie familiars saving their partner’s life when they’re attacked near a river (because of course they’re near a river, one of them is a water demon why wouldn’t they camp near rivers) and one of their attackers brushes against her and she immediately screams and turns and dives into the water and rips him to pieces and then emerges with her eyes glowing and his blood staining her muzzle and their attackers just scatter because fuck this shit we just wanted to steal your stuff we did not sign up for this

Kelpie familiars looking to their partner and being afraid that they did something wrong because they know they’re not supposed to kill people they haven’t been killing people but they didn’t have a choice this time and they’re scared their friend won’t like them anymore now

Kelpie familiars who are not pets, and will take off your hand if you try to pet them because they don’t kill humans out of respect for their partner but they are are not horses, and they are not tame.

Kelpie familiars who break this rule once, when a small child disappears on the edge of the desert in summer, and three days later when he’s finally found he’s alive and well because kelpie manes drip water, always, and their hides are cool to the touch, and there is one curled around him in the shaded side of a rock keeping him hydrated and not letting him overheat, because their friend says children are to be protected no matter what.

Like dragons are cool and all but

just

KELPIE FAMILIARS GUYS

[theclassicalhorse]

omg (x)

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♫ when you try your best but you don’t succeed  ♫

[beevesj]

~Glass Unicorns and Stone Dragons~

[bobthegayunicorn]

Bob’s ears perked up. He had heard a sound as well. He hadn’t been expecting much, being that the castle seemed to have been unoccupied for centuries. He heard the soft scraping of…scales? The unicorn’s tail lashed slowly, nervously. Lots of things had scales. It couldn’t be a dragon.

His ears swiveled forward, watching carefully as a green muzzle materialized out of the shadows. Whatever it was, it was well over three times his size. The owner of it remained in the shadows as it spoke, having heard his “hello” echoing through the desolated halls.

Bob trembled slightly, as he looked up towards the muzzle. Its teeth were brilliantly white…and awfully sharp.

“I don’t…really go walkin’ into abandoned castles much. But somethin’ kinda drew me towards it. Can’t really explain it.” Bob said. If there was one thing he knew about mythical creatures, telling the truth was better than lying. It got him in less trouble.

“If y'all don’t mind me askin’, what are y'all?”

[beevesj]

Tailtwist’s nostrils flared and her grin faltered from dangerous to unnerving. The unicorn smelled deadly powerful. Magic and curses weren’t something a smart dragon wanted to deal with. She had enough protecting her hoard each and every day.

“Fair enough.” She rumbled. “It’s not  a normal place for my kind. Can’t blame you for ignorant curiosity…as long as it was, ignorant.

The green muzzle poked out further, slate grey eyes that glittering in the light. They looked the unicorn up and down properly, taking note of his pure white coat and pink mane.  He had an…Arabian build. Not that a dragon knew much about horses, but he did remind her of such a breed. 

“Riddlers. Conquers. Fire made flesh.” She slid around the bend more, twin horns and mammalian ears pricked. “I am fire, I am death.” Tailtwist rounded the bend the rest of the way, wings and fur and scales scratching the stone walls. She was as big as a house and looked down on the petite unicorn stallion with an expression that was both smug and victorious.

 “I’m a dragon.”

[bobthegayunicorn]

"I'm a dragon."

Bob couldn't help but tremble a little more, although he was trying his hardest to hide it. Dragons were never good news, especially for him. If only he had his sister there...she'd know what do to! He watched as the house-sized serpent slowly slid into his view, slate eyes looking down upon him with a smug smirk.

<i>Friendly! Y'all can be friendly. Maybe then she won't burn off your tail!</i> Bob thought to himself. His long pink tail hung limply, no longer moving from side to side. The unicorn backed away slowly as she came closer, until his back hoof hit a stray gold coin.

<i>Oh no.</i>

The unicorn's heart dropped, as his blood went cold. He was assuming the worst, and most likely having a bit of a panic attack. What if she thought he'd stolen the piece of gold under his hoof? That would be like the time he'd accidentally fallen into a wvyern's hoard under some castle in England, and said wyvern chased him back to Eden. A thousand what ifs ran through his head as he lifted the coin off the cracked marble floor with his magic. He floated it directly up to the dragon's eyes, so that she could see it too.

"I...I found this on the ground, y'all. Might've dropped from y'all's hoard or somethin'. I didn't take it, I swear!" Bob yelped.

[bobthegayunicorn]

Hey Bob! What kind of spells can you cast?

The unicorn paused eating his red delicious apple, as he chewed slowly to muse over the question."Spells?"He swallowed and sat down, raising a hoof to his chin in a way that was reminiscent of "the Thinker"."A lot of my spells are light based, meanin' that I can do stuff with light. Like...usin' light as an extended horn, or hoof. Or firin' light projectiles! Or my favorite, which is firin' light beams! There's a lot I can do." Bob said, with a grin on his face.

[themarysueassassin]

IM ALIVE TALK TO ME

[v171]

One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldn’t just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.

So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldn’t have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didn’t carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.

I’m a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. I’d occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I can’t help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.

Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldn’t find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadn’t had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.

After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldn’t understand him, I imagine he said “What the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you weren’t a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.”

I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.

We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.

[que-mystery]

I enjoyed this more than the last season of AHS

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OKAY IS ANYONE ELSE HAVING TROUBLE WITH SPACING ON YOUR POSTS OR IS THAT JUST ME?

[bobthegayunicorn]

No I always have trouble whenever I post from Tumblr Mobile :(

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