[thatdisasterauthor]

Twitter jut banned mentioning any of your other social media platforms on Twitter. Which is fucking hilarious.

But they didn't include Tumblr.

Tumblr is now one of the only social media platforms you are allowed to talk about on Twitter.

This is fucking hilarious.

[plumslices]

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *

[cynicjovial]

love being in bed under big winter covers i feel like an old king dying of illness telling his last will to his son

[girard]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic

[homosexuality]

and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section

[fairycosmos]

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

[touching-living-breathing]

That's called being an adult

[fairycosmos]

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

[mephostophilis]

hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

[egberts]

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

[rottingfacade]

It’s not trespassing if you’re a girl. It’s just going for a walk

[thyrell]

thank you elon musk for acting out, in perfect clarity and at great personal expense, my longtime fantasy of watching an evil billionaire completely destroy their financial empire and then publicly kill themselves. please dont forget the second part

[reslake]

like ideologically I disagree with capitalism but I do love shopping. I'm a shopper. I take my little coins and I get treats in return.

[rngjesus]

Learn to say 'no' without explaining yourself.

[stay-close]

“I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am.”

— Epiphany

[iambrillyant]

“it’s a beautiful thing to be understood, but a powerful thing to understand yourself.”

— iambrillyant

[bleachersgirl]

i haaaate when iris by the goo goo dolls comes in when i’m in a store how am i supposed to act normal when you can’t fight the tears that ain’t comin or the moment of truth in your lies when everything feels like the movies yeah you bleed just to know you’re alive

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[qvotable]

“I am learning to love the sound of my feet walking away from things not meant for me.”

— Unknown