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It/Its I’m not sorry if I made your post about Passione Or JJBA

[bodybagfagg]

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[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[epicallyepicnerdery]

[theconcealedweapon]

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[rslashrats]

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[miss-bubles]

the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Plus, as far as memes go, turns out it’s still incredibly popular 

[doggendoodle]

Nooope. Nope, you can’t get me. I’m not clicking on that link and you can’t make me.

[themodernmaccabee]

I am a fool for clicking

[lyteupthelyfe]

it’s honestly so, so fascinating—here’s a graph I found that estimates how many people have been rickrolled in the past decade!

[mhalachai]

[theconcealedweapon]

A child is punished for moving and making noise.

To avoid more punishment, the child sits still and is quiet. But they have to actively remind themself constantly to sit still and be quiet.

The teacher sees the child sitting still and being quiet. The teacher treats this as the baseline.

Since the child is putting a lot of effort into sitting still and being quiet, doing so distracts from paying attention to what the teacher is teaching. The child then is punished for not paying attention.

The child now knows that they'll be punished no matter what they do. And they can't explain why they struggle, because any attempt to explain is arguing.

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[bodybagfagg]

[transmasc-theory]

There are few things more beautiful than seeing the joy of a transmasculine or nonbinary person wearing a binder for the first time. You can just watch their faces glow in a way that says without words that this is the happiest they have ever been in their body. It's like watching someone on the brink of starvation finally get a meal. It's beautiful, and our world deserves more moments like it.

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[bodybagfagg]

System journaling is so funny. Like here’s my fucking Guy. He showed up three months ago and won’t leave. He’s the only one who knows how to cook rice.

[doctordoombignaturals]

If someone doesn't have fat ocs or doesn't draw fat characters or refuses to interact with any sort of fat positivity posting you can literally bully them it's okay they said so in the bible

[bodybagfagg]

Me when I feel like shit and wanna die but I remember that I haven’t eaten anything so I make stupid food so I can have stupid breakfast for stupid dinner and watch my stupid favorite show and am kinda excited for my stupid appointment tomorrow

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jadeharleyinc]

hey sorry. can you stand a little further back and we try again

[dreamingeyes]

YURI NOTE 🍎