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Contains random things from sciency-thingies to fandom ramblings.  Watch your head

[potctrilogy]

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN but it’s just memes

[Inspiration in source]

[jediknobi]

— Hayden Christensen talking about filming Obi-Wan Kenobi

[surrealtiktoks]

[thefriendlylover]

The peacock. The music. The person leaping over a tombstone. The cemetery. It just works.

[angelofthequeers]

He chased a fruity murder chicken and survived? 😂

[wildwingspan-deactivated2022113]

please. the peacock was just trying to pay respects. why do you have to do this.

[surrealtiktoks]

I hesitate to add context to this perfect video but the peacock was the camera person’s escaped pet and the gentleman in the video is their significant other, I believe.

[iconuk01]

Get yourself a man who will, without any thought for their own dignity, hurdle gravestones whilst chasing after your fruity murder chicken.

[alwaysbewoke]

that went hella left

[cookiescr]

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

[cookiescr]

they’re just vibing yknow?

[dimpledgucci]

porcupines do this too :)

[callingallcars]

i have excellent news about the manul cat

[radwolf76]

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

[lokeanrampant]

I am porcupine.

[krakensdottir]

Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh

Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

[floridensis]

look at this squirrel

by inaturalist user gregslak

[hyenafiend-deactivated20220214]

@rhythpo

[jacknicholson]

May the 4th be with you!

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[jaubaius]

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Did a survey on dndbeyond and I laughed out loud when I got to this one. Wizards of the Coast is pretty strict about where their IP ends up, and have taken down more than one very useful site over the years that hosts dnd content. I don’t know if anyone else is gonna take this survey, but this is good to know for the future: protect non licensed sites from take downs by not being a snitch, purposefully or accidentally.

[laughingsquid]

Two Frantic ‘NCIS’ Characters Try to Stop a Hacker by Implausibly Typing on the Keyboard at the Same Time

[fury-brand]

Facebook engineers yesterday

[spytap]

IIRC correctly the writers admitted that they wrote this scene because they were tired of all the criticism that their hacking scenes weren’t 100% accurate, and/or included visual elements like a GUI instead of just command lines, so they decided to have an unofficial internal contest about who could make the tech scenes more and more ridiculous, continuing to ramp it up until we got to this specific moment - the peak of bullshit mountain. 

[first-order-simulacra]

not gonna lie thats Chadlike behavior and i applaud it

[chewedcorn]

A Cut Above

[mouser26]

This is like the exact opposite energy to A.Shipwright‘s  Detective Noirot Chase

[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[addiewho]

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

[bonersquat]

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

[explorerrowan]

I love that some of these are clearly the medieval equivalent of “u mad bro?”

[joeyclaire]

*watches a movie* *goes and reblogs a gifset of it on tumblr so i can let everyone on tumblr know i watched a movie*

[joeyclaire]

[willowcrowned]

just learned that coke as in coca-cola as in the famous carbonated soda is canon in star wars and frankly I am upset

[willowcrowned]

[willowcrowned]

[willowcrowned]

@jetiisse pointed out that the existence of Coca Cola in Star Wars implies the existence of real, actual, honest-to-god space cocaine, which means that not only does spice (fake space cocaine) exist, but it is in direct competition with coke (real space cocaine)

[willowcrowned]

of all the countless products to make canon for the advertising deals, they had to choose the one that implied the existence of actual cocaine in Star Wars

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

I feel like everyone need to be aware that there is also diet coke:

and sprite:

and they’re in there cause they serve the drinks at galaxy’s edge so they made them a part of star wars. 

which I think is the funniest thing to happen to star wars canon since they decided darth vader’s lightsaber can change lengths because of special effects inconsistencies in the original movies.

[altospaceangel]

“Disneyland insisting that Star Wars land is canon accidentally made cocaine canon” is perhaps the funniest sentence in existence

[hedgehog-moss]

I got a phone call from the police station about my teenage llama this week, telling me some tourists had called them upon seeing a llama crossing the road, who “stopped when she saw us” and “refused to give way” (their complaint in French sounded amazingly traffic-related, “elle n’a pas cédé le passage”…) The policeman told them yeah that’s our Pampe! don’t worry about it she’s living her life, you can try to pet her but she’s shy with strangers… Imagine calling the police about a llama refusing to abide by basic road rules and being told haha that’s our girl! Give her a pat for me! Pampérigouste, you are very annoying and very loved.

I started following that road looking for her, occasionally calling her with my special I Come Bearing Muesli whistle (and it was a lie), and as soon as I got mobile reception I received a text from a neighbour telling me “Ton affreuse est là” (“your horrible one is here”). I turned around to go pick her up, and discovered that he had locked her in the Horny Bull Pen, aka his most securised enclosure. When Pampe escapes to his farm just to be a pest she usually hangs out with his cows until I arrive and he doesn’t mind, so it was a little joke, and it was so funny finding Pampe languishing in a high-security prison. She looked very put out and I told her she absolutely deserved her sentence. Then I opened the gate and I didn’t even need my rope, she was happy to be pardoned and to see Pandolf, and followed us readily, on the road and then through the woods to my farm, it felt so companionable, the three of us walking home together.

[llamanonymous]

oh this is such a happy tale

[kakashi-vibes]

[my-darling-boy]

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

[my-darling-boy]

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