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a space for my heated rivalry obsession. certified hayden pike prosecutor. inbox is always open. minors do not interact.
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shane leaking so much ilya chokes on his pre and has to pull away because he’s literally dying from asphyxiation. shane being so turned on by this he starts coming right as ilya pulls off and spills all over ilya’s flushed, sweaty face as he’s gasping for air.
Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else
♡ new fic on ao3
♡ word count: 2 155 ♡ rating: general audiences ♡ pt 1 of my dinner with hayden, but…
the first time ilya takes shane to the club after they get married, he shaves beforehand, puts on a tight black tank top and sprays himself with his fuckboy cologne from the hookup era. shane is already horny for him even before they leave the house — crucially, he loves fuckboy ilya, because come on, he’s been fucking this man for years when he looked exactly like this.
at the club, ilya buys out the entire dj set to only play 2010s club anthems all night long. he wants to give shane the ultimate 2010s clubbing experience he never had, but also make up for all those nights ilya had to spend dancing and making out with strangers and not the one person he wanted. but now he gets to do all this with his husband! who is delightfully hard for him by the way, because shane finds sleazy club slut ilya absolutely irresistible. ilya is gripping his hips, grinding against him, licking his neck and whispering the dirtiest filth into his ear, and shane gets dizzying butterflies he imagines all those girls got back then. and he isn’t even retroactively jealous, because now his ring is on ilya’s finger, and oh god, he gets to be taken home by ilya rozanov! he gets to have all his attention now and get railed stupid by him later!! in their shared home!!! shane is living his dream life, and ilya is right there with him.
hollanov would not be fucking to chase atlantic, but boy do i like imagining it
a completely unhinged reddit take on the outing of the day: shane and ilya were kissing on hayden’s property, so they can’t really be mad at him. this is an actual quote from a comment i saw. i wish i was a shit stirrer, i really do. but i’m not, so i’m just venting about this here, on my tumblr blog. i thought i’ve seen it all, but using rape culture rhetoric to talk about a straight cis white man carelessly outing his gay wasian best friend and his bisexual russian partner was not on my bucket list. and yet this take exists, and so do the person who said it and the people who upvoted it. kinda makes me sick, not gonna lie.
the concept of holewarming, which is almost like cockwarming, except it’s ilya who’s squirming and groaning and trying not to thrust up into shane, while shane is just sitting on his lap, on his cock, and going through his emails or some shit. he’s also dying to finally get railed stupid, but he’s playing nonchalant because both of them enjoy this game. makes the (multiple) orgasms afterwards sweeter.
i wont hatepost but sometimes it does feel like this to scroll fandom tags
♡ new fic on ao3
♡ word count: 5 115 ♡ rating: explicit ♡ chapter 1 of petrichor
just saw a very bizarre take that someone feels uncomfortable when fics mention physical traits that are specifically the actors’, and it’s like forcing them to be parasocial without their consent… and then they listed hudson’s scar and connor’s moles… bro they literally play the characters, so these traits belong to the (show) characters. if something wasn’t specifically covered, guess what, it’s now the character’s. connor’s left cheek mole is what show!ilya has. hudson’s shoulder scar is, indeed, show!shane’s now. i’d maybe get it if it was about specific tattoos, but even then, the whole parasocial without consent thing is too much.
“yes, hayden has crossed boundaries with shane and ilya multiple times throughout the years, but—” now wait a damn minute. why does there have to be a but? can’t you just state the fact that hayden has crossed boundaries without immediately trying to exonerate him? is there a but after you complain about jj’s reaction? or do you just call him an asshole and call it done?
#mycottage
in preparation for the first chapter of my long fic, here’s a non-exhaustive list of the cottage visuals, as i imagine it ♡
i might post the first chapter of my long fic by the end of the week, you guys… i’m so excited 🤭
Just saw someone on ao3 say they were a Ride or Die Hayden Pike stan. Like imagine being ride or die for drywall. Imagine looking at a white Honda accord and being like "that's my boi 😍😤🤜". Imagine seeing a carton of room temperature milk and thinking "This is the most compelling thing I've ever seen". Imagine seeing a broken aircon from the 90's on the sidewalk and deciding "yep friendship ended with the concept of being interesting hayden pikes my new best friend".
lmaoo just saw someone on reddit say that bad friend hayden pike is the only tag they filter out on ao3. you’re really skipping the best shit bro. this is where it’s at fr