Bagel Prince

no thoughts, head empty. canonically a Fool I'm the densest motherfucker youll meet. He/they, 22 Names are fake, but call me Marty!

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[1dietcokeinacan]

[nintrando]

Autism stronger than a Midwest tornado I know that’s right

[joy-crimes]

ksdhgfjsdkhgaklsdjfh

[mx-seraph]

I love you people who show kindness because "it's what you're supposed to do". I love you people who show kindess because they like being thanked. I love you people who show kindness because it makes them feel good. I love you people who show kindness because they were shown kindness first. I love you people who show kindness for "selfish" reasons. I love you people who show kindness for the "wrong" reasons. I love you people who show kindness in a body that rejects the very notion. Your kindness is not any lesser because of its motivations. The good you added to the world is just as valuable as someone doing it for the "right" reasons. Your effort is seen. Your effort is valued.

[funnytwittertweets]

[luckyladylily]

The 2 birds per stone factoid is actually a statistical error. Astroid Georg, who fell from the sky and killed 38 billion birds, is an outlier and should never have been counted.

[chongoblog]

Meteorg

[wizard-email]

YOU ARE AWARE OF YOUR OWN BREATHING

YOU ARE ALSO BLINKING

💥💥💥 GET FUCKED EXPLOSION 💥💥💥

[wizard-email]

reblog to totally fuck explode your mutuals ‼️

[starkid256]

kill yourself

[wizard-email]

💥🚨SUICIDE BAIT WAS INEFFECTIVE🚨💥

[wizard-email]

Notice how your tongue sits in your mouth and despair

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit

[farmlesbians]

stole this from the tl but i need to know

[roxylalonde]

Why are you promoting drug use on your blog

[roxylalonde]

stop being funny on my own post

[roadhogsbigbelly]

you can say how cringe disney adults are all you want but i think there's something sweet about how many of the people working on the films are horny gay men. it's nice

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don't care this rocks

[roadhogsbigbelly]

dude srock

[robertbahnartwork]

Should be noted that King Triton’s supervising animator Andreas Deja is gay and also animated Hercules and Gaston (notice a pattern yet)

[jellybracelet]

do you think you're one of anyone's biggest enemies?

yes

no

maybe so

Voting ended onOct 20, 2023

(This is just for people you know/knew in your life. It doesn't apply to someone who just hates who you are generally because they're bigoted or what have you.)

[whats-a-bear]

[roboco-san]

[classicmeevs]

thank you fork your service

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[olessan]

happy decade you weeaboo shits

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A screenshot showing the original post was made on October 16th, 2013. End ID]

[huffylemon]

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

FOOLS. YOU’RE ALL FOOLS.

[padawan-historian]

no caption needed

[my-neuroglia]

This is overwhelmingly my feeling about every single 9/11 news article I've seen this week. It's like people dying at work (killed by terrorism) is something we should "never forget" but people dying at work (killed by Covid because the people were nurses or short order cooks or retail workers) is something we should "get over already".

We got a whole new federal agency and the Patriot Act after 9/11, but we can't even get guaranteed free shots or free tests after Covid, because it's no longer an "emergency".

[ladydorian]

[ladydorian]