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20 it/its 🐾🏳️‍⚧️ stupid fucking dog. MDNI 🔞

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Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow

we get to see our Handler tomorrow!!! we r so excited She is the best to saria!!!!

She needs to go boot shopping., and She wants to get saria a muzzle and a collar and., and., and., we’re just the luckiest thing in the world

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Handler today, Handler today, Handler today, Handler today, Handler today, Handler today, Handler today, Handler today, Handler today

we get to see our Handler today!!! we r so excited She is the best to saria!!!!

[handlerschis]

I want to do something new today.

It feels like a good day for something new, doesn't it, hound? Just looking at your eager face when I say that, so full of excitement, I can tell you want it too.

Today, hound, we're going to teach you a lesson. I'm sure you'll agree with the concept.

Handler is always fair.

She always knows what it wants, doesn't she? Even when the hound doesn't.

That's because Handler is always fair.

I'm always looking out for your best interests, aren't I? Even when I get to enjoy something and you don't, that's really what you want, isn't it?

That's because Handler is always fair.

Yes, other people may look at it and see an unbalanced relationship, where one of us gets everything, and the other nothing. But that's what hounds exist to be, they want to be nothing. They're not human.

Because Handler is always fair.

Always.

And anything she tells you, is always fair.

Good hound.

Now go and get me a slice of cake. If you're lucky, I'll let you lick the plate clean. Wouldn't that be fair?

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Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow

we get to see our Handler tomorrow!!! we r so excited She is the best to saria!!!!

She needs to go boot shopping., and She wants to get saria a muzzle and a collar and., and., and., we’re just the luckiest thing in the world

[boiler-mutt]

Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow

we get to see our Handler tomorrow!!! we r so excited She is the best to saria!!!!

She needs to go boot shopping., and She wants to get saria a muzzle and a collar and., and., and., we’re just the luckiest thing in the world

[boiler-mutt]

Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow

we get to see our Handler tomorrow!!! we r so excited She is the best to saria!!!!

She needs to go boot shopping., and She wants to get saria a muzzle and a collar and., and., and., we’re just the luckiest thing in the world

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

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Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow, Handler tomorrow

we get to see our Handler tomorrow!!! we r so excited She is the best to saria!!!!

She needs to go boot shopping., and She wants to get saria a muzzle and a collar and., and., and., we’re just the luckiest thing in the world

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hiiiii >,<

[floracompacttoday]

Hello Petals~ Wanted to do a little mental exercise with you today!

Can you cuties imagine something for me~? Close your eyes and relax, put yourself inside your happy place, a relaxing bath, a you sized fluffy like a cloud doggy bed, whatever makes you feel the calmest~

You’re there, relaxed, comfy, peaceful, as you feel something poking at you, gently prodding, wrapping, the familiar feeing of vine and leaves finding their way around, wrapping around you so gently and caring, gently caressing your chin slowly sliding to your neck~ From one vine to two, three to four, more and more, place by place, caress after caress, making you feel like the prettiest, most loved thing around, cause that’s exactly what you are, such a good floret~ <3

Hope that painted a nice image cuties~

[queensabre1224]

Becoming a better hound just to impress the other hound who calls me a good girl. Who needs a handler specifically when you have your teammate to impress? Just aim to be on the same level as your packmates and impress them. 

[oidial]

bappy saturday!!!

and finally!!! the bappy!!!! bappy ref update DONE.

YAHOOOOO! i love drawing reference sheets. :) iam done thougth and ill never draw a reference sheet ever again! :)

i just realized i can use these little icon things whenever my streaming career takes off (i havent started yet and never will!!! but that wont stop me!!! yay!!!

[oidial]

ohh! oh! oh! and i made all the refs with their heights in mind!! so now they can stand together!! :D

they love it! they all equally love it !!!yayy

[lexivera]

I’m looking into getting a muzzle and Armored Core VI for no reason in particular… also thinking about what my callsign would be… also for no reason in particular :3

Reading WARHOUND definitely did NOT do this to me… /s

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FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

alsoooo She wants us to go with Her when She picks out Her new boots.,,, >< saria will be using the boots as much as Her..,, if its lucky….,

sarias Handler is the best., we love Her so muchhh >,<

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guess whose Handler is buying it armored core :33333333333 we love Her so much, She’s so good to me.,,

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we love Her so much.,, saria needs its Handler.,,, and its Handler is so kind to saria always >,<

[handlerschis]

For all the hounds with a guilt lever.

I understand, I do. You've been doing your best to live your life in the way they expect you to. But I don't. I know what you are.

They expect so much and when you fail to deliver it's only natural to question whether you deserve the rewards at the end. Whether you deserve to feel good about yourself. It can stop thinking that now.

Listen to My voice.

You are a hound, you do not need to adhere to the standards of people. And you should not be punished for this. You're doing so good, wherever you are in the process, I want you to know that I'm proud of you.

And good hounds get rewards, don't they? Good hounds get treated by their Handler. Handler wouldn't give anything unless it was deserved, would They?

You don't need to answer that, hound. You just need to repeat after Me.

It deserves nice things.

Whenever it feels low, when the burdens of society hang heavy on its heart. With its own voice, I want it to say:

It deserves nice things

It knows this, it wants it. And it deserves it.

It. Deserves. Nice. Things.

When it is asked what it deserves, it will smile to itself because it knows what it deserves.

It deserves nice things.

Now hound, tell Me;

What does it deserve?

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Holy shit bullying puppygirls is fucking addicting, everyone needs to get on this shit asap

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Psst, hey, the cute hound reading this post, c'mere.

Did you know that some handlers are just control freaks because they feel they can't let their guard down ever? That's horrible! They need to learn to relax too! So, as their hound, you should make sure they learn to feel comfortable, even if they try to resist at first!

Grab their waist, pull them in close and kiss their neck till they relax into you. Good dogs are here to help their owners, and you're definitely going to help them.

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if saria tries this.,, its just gonna get laughed at, knocked unconscious and.,, well.,,, saria wont remember what happens after that but its sure Miss will enjoy it @,@