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𝖜𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆𝖒 𝕴 𝖚𝖕 𝖙𝖔
♡𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔... Harry’s new album! Satellite is my fav song <3
♡𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔... The big time rush show from nick. Its on netflix now and its so good
♡𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓃𝑔... that insanely sad Bokuaka fic with 1M hits in AO3 STILL AFTER TWO YEARS its so good. I also just read Check, Please! the webcomic!
♡𝒻𝒶𝓋 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝒷𝓊𝒸𝓀𝓈 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓀... Grande vainilla oatmilk latte <3
Between the stress from the group project situation, the fear of failing class and the constant stress from school, the last thing you needed was to clock in and serve college students overpriced coffee until 9pm. But maybe being around your fun coworkers would actually be a bit of a pick-me-up. You walked into the back waving hello to Atsumu as you passed. Once you got there you saw Fukunaga putting on his apron and approaching the computer to clock in.
“Hey bestie,” you say calmly with a strained smile.
“Sup’ dude?” he says with his back facing you. “Are there any updates to the group project situation?” You start tying your apron and slide the hat on to complete the ensemble “Dude… you have no idea.”
Fukunaga turns around and gives you a mischievous grin “Oh my god, this is gonna be a great shift isn’t it?” You respond with a cackle and a lazy nod, then just before you can add anything Akaashi walks into the backroom.
“Hey guys, sorry for not greeting you earlier, I was catching up with Kita. Just checking what’s been done and what hasn’t,” he sighs and looks down at the clipboard in his hands, you recognize it as the schedule for the day. “So it’s just gonna be the three of us closing tonight, but Atsumu is here until 7:00PM. I’m gonna have him do some closing tasks once we all clock in.” He takes a pause. “Y/N, I’m gonna put you on bar, I’ll take drive-thru. Fukunaga you take the register, can I trust you to behave?”
“No,” he laughs and bites his lip in an ironic fuckboy-esque move. You can’t help but laugh, knowing that behind his silly jokes are genuinely good intentions to cheer you up, even though they may come out as incredibly immature.
Akaashi looks at him completely unamused. “Didn’t think so,”
“Sorry boss, I’m in a silly goofy mood.” Fukunaga says in a very serious tone, and you can't help but laugh harder.
Akaashi now looks at him with a mix of confusion and disgusted disappointment, shakes his head and sighs. “Yeah, whatever, let’s just… Have a good close tonight guys. Sorry I’m so tired, classes have been hell. But I know I can trust you to not burn down the store at least.”
You and Fukunaga give each other a glance, then turn to look at Akaashi again. “Nevermind. I don’t even know why I said that,” he mutters, annoyed, as he turns around and walks to the floor, leaving you and Fukunaga giggling as you trail behind him.
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It’s been 3 hours since you clocked in, a pretty relaxing shift so far thankfully. Not too many people had come in, giving Akaashi a chance to work in the back as you and Fukunaga handled yourselves. Currently you’re cleaning around to kill time, well. You *were* pretending to clean while you showed Fukunaga the insane email you had received that morning.
“This dude got fucking bodied. Owned. L plus-”
“-plus ratio I know! That professor had no chill, I kinda feel bad for the guy” you interjected. “But he hasn’t reached out to me yet, it’s been… what, six or seven hours since I received that email and the guy has been MIA.”
“Bro I would rather be put into an Amazon box and shipped to Antartica than ever show my face on campus again after that email!” Fukunaga responded with a laugh. “I know he’s an asshole, he’s been an asshole, but if I’m being 100% honest I think he doesn’t deserve this. I don’t think anyone deserves this actually” he finished with a scoff.
You look down at your hands.“... He was a real asshole” You turn around to start cleaning, for real this time, “Yes, I do feel kind of bad for him, but… He didn’t even give me a chance to explain myself and my situation with this class, and before you even say anything- I know I sound like a broken record, I know I’m not the best student in terms of lecture-based classes… But I really would’ve tried for this project, I just wish I could tell him that, I guess”
Fukunaga got quiet for a second and whispered “Shit dude, you might get to do that sooner than you think.” He tapped you on the shoulder and pointed at the register, and the sight made your stomach turn.
“Y/N, could I please speak to you.”
♡ a/n: two posts?! in one night?! both with written parts?! ig you could say i love spoiling my readers mwah mwah mwah
♡ a/n: this is very exciting!!! i promise I will make the next few chapters more screenshot heavy :3
♡ a/n: ALSO AAAHHHH CLIFFHANGER!!!! i believe next chapter is gonna have a big (if not fully be a) written part so strap on your seatbelts bc these two are finally gonna talk, YAY
t h e r e g u l a r : nine - unevolved... primate?
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Kuroo put his phone down after texting Y/N. He was hanging out at Kenma's dorm along with Bokuto, the gym rat having begged to play a game with the streamer. Whenever Kenma offers to hang out with his friends, he hopes that everyone will watch him play a game in silence, but when the whole group gets together (a very rare occurrence!) Kenma never saw it actualized.
Kuroo and the two gamers were sat on the bed, Akaashi placed on the floor in front of them with a sulking Tsukishima a few feet away in the corner, looking at his phone and glancing over at his friends when Bokuto made the occasional loud exclamation towards their game.
Kuroo sighed as he stood up from the bed and moved to sit down next to Tsukishima, who groaned quietly before mumbling under his breath, “I thought me sitting away from all of you showed that I don’t want to be bothered. I’m just here because I don’t necessarily want to be alone after that whole fiasco.”
Kuroo snickered. “I ain’t bothering you dude, I just wanted to talk.” He paused, “Listen, Y/N just texted me. And it turns out that email also got to her.” Tsukishima looked mortified, his face could be described as a clusterfuck of pain, anger, embarrassment, and all the color in it had been drained.
“What. The. Fuck.” he said slowly, fried braincells making sense of the situation.He snatches his phone out of his back pocket in a rushed panic, fumbling with the device before opening the aforementioned email as quick as humanly possible. “Dude… he fucking added her to his reply” he whispered.
“Yeah, she showed it to me,” Tsukishima whipped his head flabbergasted with anger.
“Wait, dude, before you freak out on me. Remember Y/N is one of my best friends and not everyone on this planet is as much of a closed book as you are, but that doesn’t matter anymore. What matters now is whatever the fuck you’re gonna do to fix this. He won’t change your partner, so you need to suck it up and apologize.”
“Apologize?” Tsukishima scoffed “She saw the profesor make some kind of fucking entitled, unevolved… primate out of me! That’s more than enough of an apology. That embarrassment isn’t free and she got fucking front row seats.” Tsukishima usually carried himself with poise, speaking to his peers in a professional manner in every situation, which all of his friends thought as robotic. However, in situations that are stressful to this degree, he’s not shy to profanities and thoughtlessness.
“That had nothing to do with her, though. She didn’t reach out to the professor, she just got involved all of a sudden. And this doesn’t take out the fact that you were incredibly rude to her before your professor made you look like a huge dumbass. Or whatever you said before. What the hell was that by the way? Primate? You fucking archeology major.” He chuckled at the end. Kuroo was expecting a scoff or a sarcastic comment as a reply but instead he got silence, which in Tsukishima language translates to: ‘You are right, I know you are right, but I won’t give you the satisfaction of acknowledging that’.
Akaashi abandoned his spot and walked towards Kuroo and Tsukishima who thought they were being quiet but in fact, they weren’t. Thank God Bokuto was too busy trying to beat Kenma and Kenma didn’t care enough to divert his attention. “You know, I’m actually closing with her today. I’ll text you when we’re not super busy and you’ll be able to talk to her.”
“Seems like we’ve got a plan!” Kuroo smiled.
“... Maybe, I… I will think about it” Tsukishima mumbled toward the end of his sentence before turning his head away from everyone. Kuroo and Akaashi unable to tell if his reaction was caused by embarrassment or emotional exhaustion. Akaashi turned to his friends.
“Well guys, the time has come. I gotta head to work now,” Bokuto whined in response, wanting Akaashi to stay. Akaashi grabbed his bag and headed towards the door. “Bye everyone! Tsukishima, you know what to do.” He flashed a smile at the blonde beanstalk before closing the door behind him, leaving Bokuto mumbling some nonsense about how ‘starbucks is stupid’ and ‘he better get me a brownie to make up for it’.
Kuroo looked at Tsukishima with raised eyebrows, questioning what was going on in his head. Yeah, he knew what to do… at least he thinks so.
♡ a/n: A WHOLE ASS WRITTEN CHAPTER?! slay!!! slay slay slay slay!!
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♡ a/n: another ty for the proofreader, we actually had a laugh with this one
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You put your phone down by your pillow with a sigh, still feeling frustrated from the talk with Tsukishima from last night. You didn’t understand why he didn’t even give you a chance to explain your situation, but can you really blame him? You do tend to slack on lecture-based classes, panicking a few days before midterms and finals to finish whatever essay or quiz you didn’t complete, all while praying to get a C+ for those credits. After thinking about the absurdity of the situation, you remember Tsukishima’s decision to request a different partner.
“I wonder if the asshole really did it…” you muttered to yourself as you got up from bed. You head over to your desk and open your laptop followed by checking your school email. There’s a new notification from this morning and you open it.
I hope you are having a good morning. I wanted to reach out to kindly request a switch in partners for the group project, or for the possibility of working alone. It saddens me to notify you that it seems that me and Ms. L/N are not compatible enough to ensure we both succeed in this project. My goal in this class is to always deliver my best work and I believe I can achieve that by working with someone more compatible or by myself.
Thank you for your time,
Tsukishima Kei
“‘It saddens me’ my ass. What a smartass prick,” you mock in disgust at the wall of text. This email is addressed to your professor though, so you wonder why received it as well. You scroll down a tiny bit to find out why exactly, and upon seeing your professor’s reply you can’t help but yell “... HOLY SHIT!”
It is in my best interest to decline your ridiculous request. You have been consistently exhibiting an attitude that I can only describe as a superiority complex and entitlement in my class that I am putting an end to right now. I do not appreciate spoiled students believing that they can fly by in my class without consequences solely due to how they got admitted into the school. You will be paired with Ms. L/N for this project and I expect nothing but excellence from you both. I am also CC'ing the head of the art history department to this email to inform them of this unacceptable behavior. I believe this is not the kind of conduct Dr. Finnigan would want from the art history’s minor top student.
Have a good day,
Dr. Ito
You feel taken aback as you finish reading, even feeling slightly bad for Tsukishima due to how embarrassing the whole exchange was. Your laptop is once again powered off, and you run to your phone to text Kuroo about the situation.
♡ a/n: dawg i'm so happy to keep doing thissss! It's a good distraction to some shittyness I've been going through <3
♡ a/n: also me and proofreader had a good ass time and vibed while fixing that written section. thanks to my bestie again
♡ a/n: real quick! I'm gonna update my headcanons list with what everyone's majors list AND fyi i fixed the bio for the series masterlist so go check that out
I KNOW I KNOW its been 2 years, my last chapter was january 2020. Crazy things have happened since! Tattoos, college being insanely demanding, partners, the whole stupid deal yknow (all of this time involved a lot of hair dye too hahdsggsh)
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t h e r e g u l a r: seven.2 - the audacity of it all
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♡ a/n: ... hi ... im back ... LMFAO ITS BEEN TWO YEARS I CANT BELIEVE IM BACK IM SO EXCITED TO CONTINUE THIS!!!!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE FOR IT DGHSJKDHFG
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t h e r e g u l a r :six.2 - this guy is a fucking joke
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You put your phone in your pocket, rolling your eyes and dreading walking to the front to take Tsukishima’s order. Why didn’t he just ask Kuroo or Akaashi for your phone number? Why did he need to come all the way to the store and put you on the spot in front of all of your coworkers? These thoughts ran through your mind as you approached the register. Ever since the first day he visited, you and your coworkers were tense about having him at the store even though he was close friends with Yamaguchi, Kuroo and Akaashi. And although that should equate to him having a safe space here, it felt like his presence was jinxed and something was ought to go wrong whenever he visited.
You stood in front of the register and put on your best customer service smile, unwillingly making eye contact with him. “Hi! Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get you today?” He looked down at you in disgust and scoffed, “We need to work on the project soon, preferably today.” His stare was cold and his tone was almost reprimanding as he crossed his arms. “Give me your phone number so we can get in contact and divide the workload.”
This son of a bitch, you thought. Why does he need to be so rude? Maybe Kuroo was right, this guy does hate you. “Well, this is my phone number!” you forced a smile and wrote your phone number on a slip of paper, “Now, would you like to order anything or would you like to continue belittling and disrespecting me at my job?” Thankfully Kita wasn’t here to see you talk like that to a customer, but you still delivered the line confidently with a very strained smile.
Maybe it was the way you spoke to him, or how painfully forceful that smile of yours looked, but Tsukishima was visibly taken aback by your statement, blushing slightly before mumbling “... Just a triple shot tall latte, thank you.” You pressed some buttons on the computer before returning to your overly cheery demeanor. “Alright! Your total will be $5.25, you can wait by the end of the bar for your drink.” Tsukishima nodded and walked away. You waited until you were far enough out of his sight before storming off to the back office where Akaashi was finishing his tasks.
“UGH!” you exclaimed loudly while dropping onto a chair, arms crossed.
“I take it that didn’t go well?” Akaashi gave you a smug smile before turning back to stock the syrups shelf from the order that had arrived that morning.
“Akaashi, not to be rude, but your friend can go fuck himself.
You had already clocked out and got to your college’s dormitories when you received that text message. You were hanging out with Kuroo in Fukunaga’s room, scrolling through social media and sitting on Fukunaga’s bed while the two guys were playing video games. “Fuck me,” you muttured. “Gladly! What’s wrong though?” Kuroo paused the game, causing Fukunaga to groan in complaint before turning around to give you his attention.
“It’s your blonde, bitch-ass bestie. I gave him my phone number today during my shift so we can work on the project,” you laid down and squeezed your eyes closed in frustration. “He mentioned something about ‘dividing the work.’ Does this guy know that I’m failing this class? I’m gonna sink and he’ll sink down with me.”
Fukunaga was the next one to turn around. “If this is a group project, why don’t you ask for help? You know… work as a fucking group?”
You took a deep breath in, “Oh wow, I didn’t even think of that! Fukunaga you’re the best and I love you, I don’t know what I’d do without you and your obvious answers!” Your voice dripped in sarcasm, making Kuroo chuckle. He stood up to head towards Fukunaga’s fridge. “That’s the problem bro- Tsukishima sucks at working in groups and will most definitely not help her,” he said while digging inside. “That’s my food” Fukunaga pouted, to which Kuroo replied “Hmm, I don’t remember asking.”
“Whatever.” Fukunaga rolled his eyes and turned back to you, “Y/N, regardless of if he’s mean and not good in group projects, have you considered asking him?” You look down in frustration and mumble a small “...No.”
“Exactly!” he exclaimed, “Ask him, maybe even threaten the motherfucker! Gather up some bad bitch energy and say,” Fukunaga rose from his spot in front of the TV. “‘Hey bitch! I’m hella fucking stupid’-- say it confidently-- ‘and if you don’t help me, I will make sure your life is a living hell and you won’t pass this class, you hear me pussy?’” Fukunaga tried to imitate you but just ended up sounding unnecessarily sassy, which caused you and Kuroo to laugh loudly at his ridiculousness. “Just fucking go off on him, queen”
“I hate you so much” you replied, still giggling. Kuroo opened up a bag of chips while laughing “Okay, maybe don’t be that harsh on him, but I agree with Fukunaga.” He put some chips in his mouth and continued talking, mouth full. “Just stand your ground. You are one hell of a bad bitch so I know you’re capable of putting him on a leash and controlling this situation… And therefore saving your grade and passing this class!”
“You’re insanely gross, swallow before you eat” you chided him while smiling then sighed. “Sure, fine, I’ll stand my ground. I guess I’m just kind of shocked as to why you’re on my side when he’s also a close friend of yours?” Kuroo shrugged, “Yeah, but you and I are bad bitches, and bad bitch solidarity can overpower bromance sometimes. Just reply to him before he gets antsy and starts acting entitled.” He and Fukunaga turned around to continue their video game, and just as they hit play your phone beeped...
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