;; CHILD OF LIGHT

ind. priv. semi-sel. // written by rien.

[bolgeas]

fakepriest‌:

Cu’s (and many other people’s) favourite kind of pasta

it’s what cú eats every day, slowly and exaggeratedly, while looking at kirei dead in the eye and with expression unchanging

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subparsanta‌:

“Wouldn’t I end up choking if I tried?” How miraculous, Santa’s single braincell has activated in the face of danger!

"The trick is that ya can’t start choking. It takes skill! Or are ya sayin’ you can’t pull it off?” Danger? He laughs in the face of danger!

[bolgeas]

HAPPY EASTER TO YOU!

@adelha-mathilde​

DFJLSJA HELLO THANK YOU FOR THE EASTER WISH!!!

i’m sorry i’m replying to this so late omg i haven’t really been on this blog :’/

[marsuro]

don’t you just wanna go apeshit sometimes

[bolgeas]

FSN Cast as Onion Headlines

Saber: Area Woman Not Listened To Again

Archer: Man Who Thought He Lost All Hope Loses Last Bit Of Additional Hope He Didn’t Even Know He Still Had

Lancer: Badly Injured Man Not Done Partying Yet

Caster: Stone-hearted Ice Witch Forgoes Exclamation Point

Assassin: Fucking Loser At A Movie All By Himself

Rider: Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Who Gives A Shit About Rich, Lustrous Hair

Shirou: ‘I Am Under 18’ Button Clicked For First Time In History Of Internet

Illyasviel: Kitten Thinks Of Nothing But Murder All Day

Rin: Area Woman's Entire Day Ruined By Bangs

Shinji: Man Thinks People Care Enough About Him To Be Let Down By His Failures

Sakura: Woman Has Few Enough Friends To Consider Confiding In Sister

Kirei: Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up

Gilgamesh: Asshole Admits To Being Asshole In Supreme Asshole Move

[routins-bye-deactivated20200724]

*punk anime boy voice* HAAH?

[the-write-ideas]

                                            ɪ'ᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ                                          ᴅɪᴇ ѕᴛᴀɴᴅɪɴɢ

                                             ᴛʜᴀɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ                                           ᴏɴ ᴍy ᴋɴᴇᴇѕ

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subparsanta‌:

She pauses to think about it. “That…sounds like a great idea. I will be certain to do that next time.” Santa has gained 1 EXP in the skill of ‘asserting dominance’!

“It’s more effective when ya smile real big after eating a piece in a single bite.” Would this be enough to give Santa more EXP? Would it actually decrease her HP drastically? Better try it out to find out!

[break-six]

They’re getting along! (,:

[bolgeas]

*Phone ringing*

Scathach: Hello?

Cu Chulainn: It's Cu Chulainn

Scathach: *sighs* What did he do this time?

Cu Chulainn: No, Shishou, it's Cu Chulainn. It's actually me!

Scathach:

Cu Chulainn:

Scathach: What did you do this time?

[bookquotesbook]

“You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.”

— Natalie Babbitt, Tuck Everlasting

[bolgeas]

"Oh? What’s with the sudden change of attitude? I’ll go with ya anytime ya want, Saber. Just don’t have that sword of yours out in the open.”

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fakepriest‌:

“Ah, take a vacation? Who would run things around here, then?” seeing your annoyed face is the same as being on vacation

He’s been tired of ‘being like that’ ever since he was born, thank you very much for your enlightening question, Lancer.

“The point of a vacation is so ya don’t hafta worry about things like that.” 

Why was it that he seemed to be the source of entertainment in Fuyuki’s church for more than one party?

[bolgeas]

“Give a guy a break, would ya?! Take a vacation yourself while you’re at it! Aren’t ya tired of... being like that all the time?” That was probably a stupid question, to be honest. // @fakepriest

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"That’s––” Were these ‘pathogens’ the literal kind or actual people? What the heck was a safe answer to give? “...I can’t just hand out my spear like that, ya know.” // @pvrified

[bolgeas]

sets a wall down gently for one blue dog lancer

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*slowly shoves entire pizza slice in my mouth without ever breaking eye contact*