Tough Titty Tonto

My life can be summed up as a pathetic teenage girl who seriously has not idea what to do with herself. I have an unhealthy love for Johnny Depp, Shahrukh Khan, and Saif Ali Khan. Welcome to my Hollywood / Bollywood mess. Not quality.

[lame-beauty-item]

cats on ddr mats 

[depplovers]

#Repost @rosshalfin • • • A very Happy Birthday to Johnny Depp.

[summersweeet]

via weheartit

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

this girl did not have do Alvin n ‘em like that omg

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[aaliyahbreaux]

not her going off like this

[enbyho]

lmaoooooooooo BYE

[lifeasmeesh]

Fuck it up sis!

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

DO YA THANG MA

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this

[nutflix-official]

someone: omg listen to Kanye’s new al-

me:

[bollydicted]

Johnny depp a women beater.

lmaoooo i’m going back in my ask and saw this shit, coo’. 

[stckwll]

[prkerpeter]

i’ve never seen this picture before but it’s the cutest and purest thing in the world

[h0odrich]

to put a long story short, I was trying to kill time and I’m walking thru times sq (gross) and I walked by the church of Scientology and they were giving free personality tests so I’m like ‘this is going 2 b so funny’ and I go in, and everyone looks at me and they’re all like following me w their eyes like it was SCARY. and they sit me down (there’s triangles everywhere it looked like some illuminati hq) and I’m taking this test that’s like 200 q’s that are asking the same 6 questions with weird wording and I hear the lady on the phone behind me ‘hi this is Beth from the church, you haven’t called back… I’m worried, it’s crucial to ur growth that you contact us, you need to call us I can’t emphasize it enough, you will not recover if you don’t call us, we need you to call immediately. thank you xoxo Scientology’ and I’m like damn she’s mad thirsty…. anyways . I finish and this other woman takes me upstairs and leads me into this 4x3 ft room and there’s 8 chairs and a projector and I sit down and it’s DARK and she’s like ‘do u know dianetics 🙃’ and I’m like kinesthetics? like excercise? … anyway so I’m sitting in this HOT ASS little room and I’m like… it’s so dark.. and so hot… they’re pumping some sort of gas in here to brainwash me I feel woozy… the walls are closing in… jk, but this video has the production value of a middle school sex Ed movie with acting skills that would make degrassi look Oscar worthy. I’m in there alone for like 20 minutes and I’m CRYING from laughing like I felt crazy . also there was no knob on the inside ski was ready for the chair to strap down my wrists or for a trap door to open and me to fall thru. finally she opens the door and she’s like time 2 evaluate 🙃… I’m ready to kartwheel over her and jump out the window to escape bc it was TOO MUCH. too much . I’m like ‘I have work in 20 minutes I need to go’ and it’s like everyone in the building heard me bc they all cocked their heads and looked at me. I was ready to fight EVERYBODY, me vs. the church. so she takkes me down stairs and this lady starts showing me this chart and she’s like ‘hmm interesting…’ and we get to talking and she’s like ‘I like you I’m not supposed to say that tho’ and I was like ok……… and she’s telling me how my depression and nervousness levels are so low they’re off the chart.. and she’s like ‘let me read ur trait descriptions’ and she starts going OFF . she’s like ‘ur untrustworthy, unreliable, extremely unstable, ur ugly, ur timbs are dusty…’ I’m jk about the last two but she’s like RIPPING THE HAIR OUT MY HEAD, I was so ready to cal my mom and be like ‘I need to you come fight this woman.’ so I’m sitting there acting mad intrigued like hmmm… I didn’t know I was such a garbage bag of a human thank u for telling me! and she’s basically like ‘if u don’t take these 3 $100 classes and buy this $25 book you’re not going to get better and if you don’t get better you’ll die’ and I’m like LISTEN. I need to leave and she’s like you didn’t give a last name or phone number’ and I had my phone in my hand with 911 already dialed so I couldn’t lie and say I didn’t have one.. I was like ‘I don’t …. like phone calls’ and I went to like run out and everyone’s FOLOOWING ME with their eyes I was rEADY TO FIGHt like una Thurman and the crazy 88’s WITHOUT the hanzo sword. I’m like one mile per hour away from RUNNING and someone’s like ‘wait when are you coming back’ *picture a pair of timbs a cloud of dust left in the church lobby and me running and screaming @ the top of my lungs thru times sq* I escaped and that’s why I’m not fucking w no scientologists and I will deadass fight tom cruise whenever he would like.

[serotnin]

[mockingjaykatniss2]

[lifehackprofessional]

My girlfriend found this about 6 weeks ago, unfortunately right AFTER her time of the month passed. So when it came again, I dug this out of my likes and asked her to test it out. She shared it with a couple of friends, and the feedback from all three was exactly the same.

“This really works. It’s not my favorite method, and it is hard to beat the effectiveness of drugs or a heating pad, but it really comes in handy when like you’re in the middle of class, or you’re just in a situation where there’s nothing you can do. Then it’s a really good time to use the pressure point method.”

[guarded]

via WeHeartIt

[bollydicted]

Person: What state do you live in?

Jughead: Constant despair, you?

[margotbaumer-deactivated2017112]

FDTD AU. Kate, Santanico, Sonja, & Vanessa as a girl gang, plotting heists, robbing banks, and hiding out in motels.

[ashirwin]

[listen] // if i put my hands around your wrists, would you fight them? if i put my fingers in your mouth, would you bite them?

songs for reading and writing smut.

i. toxic (remix) by melanie martinez // ii. burning desire by lana del rey // iii. intro by the xx // iv. heartbeat by childish gambino // v. you and i by washed out // vi. closer by kings of leon // vii. 505 (remix) by arctic monkeys // viii. pull me down by mikky ekko // ix. high for this (cover) by ellie goulding // x. give you what you like by avril lavigne // xi. the zone by the weeknd ft. drake // xii. flesh by simon curtis // xiii. paint by travis garland ft. jojo