Hey! quill said this would help us get clients and he's not the most trustworthy but we're flarkin trying anyway- oh scut it's on-
Okay welcome to the scrap n sap bounty huntin' services I'm rocket
I am Groot!
And we're the owners of this company. We're... "Committed to bringing you a top notch experience-" who the flark wrote this?
I am Groot
Of course it was Quill who else would it be- okay here's the deal, we saved the universe more than once so you're gonna give us money or else.
I am Groot!
I can too threaten them! We saved their asses like 80 times-
I am Groot!!!
DON'T YOU BRING HER INTO THIS-
Rules for arrest (click me)
Notes from Nova database:
Translated to Terran standard language
Rocket Raccoon
Height: 4"4
Weight: 16 pounds
Species: halfworlder, genetically based off earth Raccoon
Other aliases: Rocky, Rakka, 89P13, emperor Razkoon of the 245th century, peanut butter
Affiliations: Guardians Of The Galaxy¹, Gardeners of the Galaxy², Groot, Lylla, Blackjack O'Hare, Black Bunny Brigade, Wal-russ, the high evolutionary*
Medical assessments: multiple cybernetic enhancements, Pyromaniacal tendencies, underweight, tomophobia, Autophobia, CPTSD, PTSD, high level intellect, hoarding disorder, OCD
Identifying features: scars over muzzle, tattoo on arm and back saying "89P13", cybernetic enhancements, hole through ear with an earring
Crimes: 13 counts of theft, 22 counts of escape from incarceration, 7 counts of mercenary activity, 15 counts of arson, 453 counts of unlicensed bounty hunting, kidnapping, murder, +456
¹: Peter Quill, Gamora Zen-whoberi, Drax the Destroyer, Yondu Udonta, Kraglin Ubfonteri, Nebula, Cosmo The Space Dog and The Nowhere Corp, Celestial Madonna, Adam warlock, Phyla-Vell, Beta Ray Bill
²: Katherine Pryde, Benjamin Grimm, Flash Thompson, Drax the Destroyer
*89P13 has requested this be removed from his file
Groot
Height: 200 ft
Weight: 6.896 tons
Species: Flora Collosi
Other aliases: N/A
Identifying features: glowing yellow eyes, scorch marks over whole body, missing a finger on left hand
Affiliations: guardians of the galaxy, gardeners of the galaxy, the collector, Flora Collosi, king Groot, baby Groot, Xemnu, Korg, Miek, captain Mar-vell, everyone :)
Medical assessments: abandonment issues, pyrophobia, mycophobia
Crimes: 5 counts of littering, 463 counts of accomplice, loitering, 2 counts of murder, 5 counts of mangling
Addendum: translation required for all communication
