Intro:
Let’s get this out of the way now.
Yes, I’m a Nova Centurion - Richard Rider, Corpsman 11249-44396 - and I killed Annihilus. Yes, it’s true; I did rip his insides out of his throat. No, I don’t want to talk about it.
I was a teen superhero and I used to be on the New Warriors. I used to go by Kid Nova back then, but they called me “the Human Rocket” (okay, that was me. They called me “buckethead”). No, I wasn’t part of… that. I was also on the Guardians of the Galaxy for a bit. Don’t know them? For the best. Nowadays, I’m the last of the Nova Centurions, and one of only three survivors of the Xandarian omnicide, and I’m trying to rebuild my life with an ultra advanced alien AI computer inside my head. Say hello, Worldmind.
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Yeah, he can only be heard by myself and telepaths. I’m not crazy or talking to myself. I swear. Cosmo the talking Soviet space dog will back me up.
I told you, I’m not crazy!
Also, yes, I was dead for a bit - you’re not imagining it. I got better.
If you need job done well, I’m your cosmic hero!
Please pay me, I really need the credits.












