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@squirrel-girl-real
Okay we’re all gonna be real nicies until I can get one of them fancy pinned posts with the gifs and the embedded songs!
I’m Doreen! I’m from da Midwest and I’m a big fan of yours probably! I like most of yas.
Bisexual, she/her, no lovers… and like… 1 friend…
Come to my place for my cooking :•3
Explainin what I do under here
*sigh*
Please don't listen to the people spreading my problem I have. I swear I'm going to beat them with a stick!
@yotonystark
The- the problem? What’s wrong, boss?
:•(
You’re- you’re following me now? Why?
N-No offense!
- @squirrel-girl-real
Why does everyone react this way? Wait, actually don't answer that; I know the answer. Look, I'm a hero now; I'm a good guy, not the Green Goblin, just Norman Osborn most days. I want to play nice with everyone and help make a difference. Again, not evil.
Well it’s not- I’m not worried about evil! I have evil friends!
It’s just. Why me? Do we have stuff in common?
Is it offensive to say I'm curious about you? I heard you defeated Doom in combat and well... Again no offense but how? Your a squirrel, your powers are squirrel based.
I don't understand it. So I'm observing you; pretend I'm not even here.
Well I technically just told the squirrels to sorta- clamber on him. And that’s not really my most impressive feat, I thought…
Wanna meet the Tony Variant that scared the shit out of Norman that craves flesh due to a demon inside him?
You'll be fine.. hopefully
I’m usually fine with these kinds of things! But this is NOT how ya send an ask!
You’re- you’re following me now? Why?
N-No offense!
- @squirrel-girl-real
Why does everyone react this way? Wait, actually don't answer that; I know the answer. Look, I'm a hero now; I'm a good guy, not the Green Goblin, just Norman Osborn most days. I want to play nice with everyone and help make a difference. Again, not evil.
Well it’s not- I’m not worried about evil! I have evil friends!
It’s just. Why me? Do we have stuff in common?
hey whats up squirrel nation today we're going to give namor a head injury
Hi pallll :•3
Rocket, are you dating anyone? Honest question! I swear!
- @squirrel-girl-real
No.
I am Groot.
Shut up, Groot.
Awww, tell me what he said! I swear I’m *thisss* close to understanding him!
He was talking about someone I used to know it's not important
I am Groot😔
Awwww, I’m sure it’s very important :•(
Hi pallll :•3
Rocket, are you dating anyone? Honest question! I swear!
- @squirrel-girl-real
No.
I am Groot.
Shut up, Groot.
Awww, tell me what he said! I swear I’m *thisss* close to understanding him!
Boss, you’re a playboy. How do I pick up girls?
- @squirrel-girl-real
Retired playboy. And depends; you looking for love, or a hookup?
…l-love, I guess?
The best I got for you in that case is to join a team of superheros and hope your commanding officer falls in love with you and then pine for almost a decade
My commanding officers are all men so far… I’m great at pining, it’s really not fair…
That does present a complication. Have you tried your commanding officer's best friend?
…who’s your best friend again?
...also a man. Damn.
Is there nobody you can set me up with :•(
How do you feel about ex assassins?
Are- are they nice?
She's lovely once you get to know her.
Who is it?
Nata-. Wait. Remind me how old you are?
Almost… 30… way to remind me :•(
Hey it's okay! I'm technically almost 60. Anyway have you met Natasha Romanoff
I don’t think so…
Wonderful. Would you like to?
I- y-yeah! Yeah.
I can make that happen
Yay! How soon can we meet?
Eh.. she's on a mission right now. Give me a week?
Fine… I’ve waited longer…
She's worth the wait.
I- are- are we sure she’ll even like me?
No. I'm never sure if Natasha will like anyone, but hey, you're great, and she's great, so we'll see!
O-Oh.
..that wasn't very reassuring, huh?
She'll love you, i'm sure!
Ughhh where is she? I’m getting nervous…
"Tada!!" He presents Natasha, who looks vaguely amused by his antics.
“Ohhhhauh- you’re. You look very nice.”
Natasha tilts her head and smiles a little. "Thank you. So do you."
“You- you- you’re- no. No I. I don’t look as good. As. As you.”
Doreen has to tilt her head back just to make eye contact.
Natasha is amused, but its endearing. "You're sweet," she comments.
“No I’m nnnnot- I’m sorry I’m sorry you’re like… r-really um… impressive…?”
"You are. Don't be sorry. It's cute. And thank you."
“So would- would you want to go on a date…? Or… you’re taken, aren’t you? You’re probably taken-“
A slight smile. "I'm not taken. A date sounds lovely."
“I think I’m going to pass out-“
I'm 90% sure I've met an alien that looks just like you somewhere before
I am groot☺️
@bolts-to-bark
Ooh! Upsetting! Can I see?
Hold on, Quill showed me a photo
Yeah, this is the one he showed me, I thought it was a humie for a sec but there's no way.
…this isn’t funny. Ew.
That's what I said
You said this looks *just* like me…?
I'm 90% sure I've met an alien that looks just like you somewhere before
I am groot☺️
@bolts-to-bark
Ooh! Upsetting! Can I see?
Hold on, Quill showed me a photo
Yeah, this is the one he showed me, I thought it was a humie for a sec but there's no way.
…this isn’t funny. Ew.
I'm 90% sure I've met an alien that looks just like you somewhere before
I am groot☺️
@bolts-to-bark
Ooh! Upsetting! Can I see?
Boss, you’re a playboy. How do I pick up girls?
- @squirrel-girl-real
Retired playboy. And depends; you looking for love, or a hookup?
…l-love, I guess?
The best I got for you in that case is to join a team of superheros and hope your commanding officer falls in love with you and then pine for almost a decade
My commanding officers are all men so far… I’m great at pining, it’s really not fair…
That does present a complication. Have you tried your commanding officer's best friend?
…who’s your best friend again?
...also a man. Damn.
Is there nobody you can set me up with :•(
How do you feel about ex assassins?
Are- are they nice?
She's lovely once you get to know her.
Who is it?
Nata-. Wait. Remind me how old you are?
Almost… 30… way to remind me :•(
Hey it's okay! I'm technically almost 60. Anyway have you met Natasha Romanoff
I don’t think so…
Wonderful. Would you like to?
I- y-yeah! Yeah.
I can make that happen
Yay! How soon can we meet?
Eh.. she's on a mission right now. Give me a week?
Fine… I’ve waited longer…
She's worth the wait.
I- are- are we sure she’ll even like me?
No. I'm never sure if Natasha will like anyone, but hey, you're great, and she's great, so we'll see!
O-Oh.
..that wasn't very reassuring, huh?
She'll love you, i'm sure!
Ughhh where is she? I’m getting nervous…
"Tada!!" He presents Natasha, who looks vaguely amused by his antics.
“Ohhhhauh- you’re. You look very nice.”
Natasha tilts her head and smiles a little. "Thank you. So do you."
“You- you- you’re- no. No I. I don’t look as good. As. As you.”
Doreen has to tilt her head back just to make eye contact.
Natasha is amused, but its endearing. "You're sweet," she comments.
“No I’m nnnnot- I’m sorry I’m sorry you’re like… r-really um… impressive…?”
"You are. Don't be sorry. It's cute. And thank you."
“So would- would you want to go on a date…? Or… you’re taken, aren’t you? You’re probably taken-“
Boss, you’re a playboy. How do I pick up girls?
- @squirrel-girl-real
Retired playboy. And depends; you looking for love, or a hookup?
…l-love, I guess?
The best I got for you in that case is to join a team of superheros and hope your commanding officer falls in love with you and then pine for almost a decade
My commanding officers are all men so far… I’m great at pining, it’s really not fair…
That does present a complication. Have you tried your commanding officer's best friend?
…who’s your best friend again?
...also a man. Damn.
Is there nobody you can set me up with :•(
How do you feel about ex assassins?
Are- are they nice?
She's lovely once you get to know her.
Who is it?
Nata-. Wait. Remind me how old you are?
Almost… 30… way to remind me :•(
Hey it's okay! I'm technically almost 60. Anyway have you met Natasha Romanoff
I don’t think so…
Wonderful. Would you like to?
I- y-yeah! Yeah.
I can make that happen
Yay! How soon can we meet?
Eh.. she's on a mission right now. Give me a week?
Fine… I’ve waited longer…
She's worth the wait.
I- are- are we sure she’ll even like me?
No. I'm never sure if Natasha will like anyone, but hey, you're great, and she's great, so we'll see!
O-Oh.
..that wasn't very reassuring, huh?
She'll love you, i'm sure!
Ughhh where is she? I’m getting nervous…
"Tada!!" He presents Natasha, who looks vaguely amused by his antics.
“Ohhhhauh- you’re. You look very nice.”
Natasha tilts her head and smiles a little. "Thank you. So do you."
“You- you- you’re- no. No I. I don’t look as good. As. As you.”
Doreen has to tilt her head back just to make eye contact.
Natasha is amused, but its endearing. "You're sweet," she comments.
“No I’m nnnnot- I’m sorry I’m sorry you’re like… r-really um… impressive…?”
Boss, you’re a playboy. How do I pick up girls?
- @squirrel-girl-real
Retired playboy. And depends; you looking for love, or a hookup?
…l-love, I guess?
The best I got for you in that case is to join a team of superheros and hope your commanding officer falls in love with you and then pine for almost a decade
My commanding officers are all men so far… I’m great at pining, it’s really not fair…
That does present a complication. Have you tried your commanding officer's best friend?
…who’s your best friend again?
...also a man. Damn.
Is there nobody you can set me up with :•(
How do you feel about ex assassins?
Are- are they nice?
She's lovely once you get to know her.
Who is it?
Nata-. Wait. Remind me how old you are?
Almost… 30… way to remind me :•(
Hey it's okay! I'm technically almost 60. Anyway have you met Natasha Romanoff
I don’t think so…
Wonderful. Would you like to?
I- y-yeah! Yeah.
I can make that happen
Yay! How soon can we meet?
Eh.. she's on a mission right now. Give me a week?
Fine… I’ve waited longer…
She's worth the wait.
I- are- are we sure she’ll even like me?
No. I'm never sure if Natasha will like anyone, but hey, you're great, and she's great, so we'll see!
O-Oh.
..that wasn't very reassuring, huh?
She'll love you, i'm sure!
Ughhh where is she? I’m getting nervous…
"Tada!!" He presents Natasha, who looks vaguely amused by his antics.
“Ohhhhauh- you’re. You look very nice.”
Natasha tilts her head and smiles a little. "Thank you. So do you."
“You- you- you’re- no. No I. I don’t look as good. As. As you.”
Doreen has to tilt her head back just to make eye contact.
Boss, you’re a playboy. How do I pick up girls?
- @squirrel-girl-real
Retired playboy. And depends; you looking for love, or a hookup?
…l-love, I guess?
The best I got for you in that case is to join a team of superheros and hope your commanding officer falls in love with you and then pine for almost a decade
My commanding officers are all men so far… I’m great at pining, it’s really not fair…
That does present a complication. Have you tried your commanding officer's best friend?
…who’s your best friend again?
...also a man. Damn.
Is there nobody you can set me up with :•(
How do you feel about ex assassins?
Are- are they nice?
She's lovely once you get to know her.
Who is it?
Nata-. Wait. Remind me how old you are?
Almost… 30… way to remind me :•(
Hey it's okay! I'm technically almost 60. Anyway have you met Natasha Romanoff
I don’t think so…
Wonderful. Would you like to?
I- y-yeah! Yeah.
I can make that happen
Yay! How soon can we meet?
Eh.. she's on a mission right now. Give me a week?
Fine… I’ve waited longer…
She's worth the wait.
I- are- are we sure she’ll even like me?
No. I'm never sure if Natasha will like anyone, but hey, you're great, and she's great, so we'll see!
O-Oh.
..that wasn't very reassuring, huh?
She'll love you, i'm sure!
Ughhh where is she? I’m getting nervous…
"Tada!!" He presents Natasha, who looks vaguely amused by his antics.
“Ohhhhauh- you’re. You look very nice.”
Baby???? Little baby??? Baby baby???? Oh my lord???
- @squirrel-girl-real
Beautiful precious baby?
