maxf's stream from yesterday
(x) which i am not rewatching because it was so long so you're just getting my paraphrasing and not actual quotes
lando reached full adhd nirvana and was not only watching - but also, simultaneously, listening to - formula e, golf, and something called like farm style country market, like they kept saying what it was and i was like. this provides zero useful information. is that a sport?
max is mcfucking losing because he's so over stimulated just existing near lando. he keeps shaking his head and saying, i just can't watch all those things. i can't do it. i can't. i think he only had formula e on but he was also trying to look at chat and stream and every few seconds lando starts shouting commentary about a different sport. WHAT A DRIVE. IT'S WET, IT'S WET. maybe something about that third thing he was watching but still don't know what sport that was so we can never tell.
this keeps getting restablished in the steam so i'm also going to reestablish it here: it's not just that lando had all the windows open, he somehow had the audio on for all of those things plus the stream chat
he said it's his super power that allows him to just focus in one one thing and ignore everything else
truly watching this stream is the biggest thing that's allowed me to understand how he can do formula one like makes complete sense he can take in an insane amount of stimulation and just choose what to focus on and tune out everything else
someone asks what LN is on and max says, i dunno, kinder and quinoa?
and lando says, i went to the shop this morning and i bought quinoa and a kinder bar, and then he does his high pitched glee cackle and says over and over again how incredible that was
because to be seen is to be loved
meanwhile they're obviously also doing background findom because that's a 24/7 lifestyle for them. a guy keeps donating like 200 subs every time max says jeddah and so lando starts gremlin chanting JEDDAH JEDDAH JEDDAH
later, max asks lando if they can go to space for a boys trip in a very like, hiiii daddy can we please go to space?
and then everyone jokes that max is paying for that one with his jeddah subs in a way that makes it very clear that lando typically pays for everything else, which of course we already knew but i still appreciate the reminder.
which is to say - in addition to cars, golf, and mystery sport, lando somehow must've also had freaking youtube open because he starts shouting MAX MAX
there's a rocket launching!!!
max gets the softest most excited voice and says he loves space
i personally do not love space, frankly none of our business and it's quite clear we can't even handle earth, what do these guys like about rockets launching?
tracking how fast it goes.
they literally keep shouting out the speed of the rocket in delight
and you know what that makes sense actually
this whole stream made a lot of things make sense, like why lando's signing on to watch max's stream minutes before quali or why he wants his music to be wall rattling: guy is by far the happiest when he has enough stimulation to peel your toenails off.
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