GAY RIGHTS!!👅

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[bombin-bitch]

I would like to be sent a funny meme, could anybody send me a funny meme? Pls

[realmanabufactz]

[bombin-bitch]

Funny, did laugh, Hihihaha

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[doctorchakra]

I didn’t know Hidan liked cheeseburgers.

[bombin-bitch]

I would like to be sent a funny meme, could anybody send me a funny meme? Pls

[ticchina]

me: h-

tumblr group chats:

[obito-facts]

i survived no nut november… finally i can eat walnuts again

[bombin-bitch]

Not if i take them from you

[makekonohagreatagain]

Attention: The Uchiha are punk ass bitches.

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

fuck me yourself coward

on second thought, please don't fuck anyone

[makekonohagreatagain]

If you’re willing...

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

This is one of those moments where I have to question just how thotty and desperate I really am

[official-hidan]

Dont do it shisui is you gotta fuck someone fuck me but dont fuck him hes the worst

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

Aren’t you in a relationship??????

[official-hidan]

If its to save you from him my dude im willing to get a divorce

[bombin-bitch]

HEY I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE FUCK YOU

[official-hidan]

We can get remarried afterward tho

[bombin-bitch]

I dont have money for a new wedding

[official-hidan]

I can bitch at kakuzu until either he pays for it or he stops taking my pay checks

[bombin-bitch]

Hell yeah

[realitachifacts]

personally i do not believe in vaccinations simply because if your body is incapable of fighting off something far smaller than the eye can see, it could very well be natural selection at work. additionally because a law ordained by the second hokage prohibits uchihas from receiving them. and look at me now

[bombin-bitch]

What about rabies vaccinations?

[realitachifacts]

i prefer the simple cure of chaining the infected to a tree and leaving them until the disease takes its course.

[bombin-bitch]

I am going to throw a rabid dog at you

[realitachifacts]

and i am going to prepare a rabies quarantine tree chain for you.

[bombin-bitch]

I WILL NOT GET RABIES

[bombin-bitch]

Yall always talk about how bad you wanna be in the akatsuki but you wouldnt survive a day of tobi shitting at 3 am and hidan putting his dirty feet on the kitchen table at breakfast.

[red-moon-is-rising]

I'm surrounded by assholes.

[bombin-bitch]

You're an asshole too

[red-moon-is-rising]

At least i don't occupy the bathroom for 300 000 years to make my hair look perfect

[bombin-bitch]

You should think about doing that because your hair looks like shit and its an eyesore.

[red-moon-is-rising]

It serves it's purpose. I don't want to look like a girl.

[bombin-bitch]

I DONT LOOK LIKE A GIRL

[red-moon-is-rising]

Turn around! Now you look like one! From behind without the insane expression on your face and your dirty mouth. I would say you don't look like a girl, but your hair does.

[bombin-bitch]

My hair is sexy you're just jealous fuck you

[bombin-bitch]

Yall always talk about how bad you wanna be in the akatsuki but you wouldnt survive a day of tobi shitting at 3 am and hidan putting his dirty feet on the kitchen table at breakfast.

[red-moon-is-rising]

I'm surrounded by assholes.

[bombin-bitch]

You're an asshole too

[red-moon-is-rising]

At least i don't occupy the bathroom for 300 000 years to make my hair look perfect

[bombin-bitch]

You should think about doing that because your hair looks like shit and its an eyesore.

[red-moon-is-rising]

It serves it's purpose. I don't want to look like a girl.

[bombin-bitch]

I DONT LOOK LIKE A GIRL

[bombin-bitch]

Yall always talk about how bad you wanna be in the akatsuki but you wouldnt survive a day of tobi shitting at 3 am and hidan putting his dirty feet on the kitchen table at breakfast.

[red-moon-is-rising]

I'm surrounded by assholes.

[bombin-bitch]

You're an asshole too

[red-moon-is-rising]

At least i don't occupy the bathroom for 300 000 years to make my hair look perfect

[bombin-bitch]

You should think about doing that because your hair looks like shit and its an eyesore.

[bombin-bitch]

Yall always talk about how bad you wanna be in the akatsuki but you wouldnt survive a day of tobi shitting at 3 am and hidan putting his dirty feet on the kitchen table at breakfast.

[red-moon-is-rising]

I'm surrounded by assholes.

[bombin-bitch]

You're an asshole too

[realitachifacts]

personally i do not believe in vaccinations simply because if your body is incapable of fighting off something far smaller than the eye can see, it could very well be natural selection at work. additionally because a law ordained by the second hokage prohibits uchihas from receiving them. and look at me now

[bombin-bitch]

What about rabies vaccinations?

[realitachifacts]

i prefer the simple cure of chaining the infected to a tree and leaving them until the disease takes its course.

[bombin-bitch]

I am going to throw a rabid dog at you

[makekonohagreatagain]

Attention: The Uchiha are punk ass bitches.

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

fuck me yourself coward

on second thought, please don't fuck anyone

[makekonohagreatagain]

If you’re willing...

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

This is one of those moments where I have to question just how thotty and desperate I really am

[official-hidan]

Dont do it shisui is you gotta fuck someone fuck me but dont fuck him hes the worst

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

Aren’t you in a relationship??????

[official-hidan]

If its to save you from him my dude im willing to get a divorce

[bombin-bitch]

HEY I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE FUCK YOU

[official-hidan]

We can get remarried afterward tho

[bombin-bitch]

I dont have money for a new wedding

[realitachifacts]

personally i do not believe in vaccinations simply because if your body is incapable of fighting off something far smaller than the eye can see, it could very well be natural selection at work. additionally because a law ordained by the second hokage prohibits uchihas from receiving them. and look at me now

[bombin-bitch]

What about rabies vaccinations?

[makekonohagreatagain]

Attention: The Uchiha are punk ass bitches.

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

fuck me yourself coward

on second thought, please don't fuck anyone

[makekonohagreatagain]

If you’re willing...

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

This is one of those moments where I have to question just how thotty and desperate I really am

[official-hidan]

Dont do it shisui is you gotta fuck someone fuck me but dont fuck him hes the worst

[partyboi-shisui-uchiha]

Aren’t you in a relationship??????

[official-hidan]

If its to save you from him my dude im willing to get a divorce

[bombin-bitch]

HEY I DON'T WANT A DIVORCE FUCK YOU

[liquidstar]

“rival” is just code for love interest 

[liquidstar]

people with naruto urls flocked to this post like moths to a flame

[bombin-bitch]

Just sittin here, eating some rocks.

[definitelynotobito]

Can Tobi have some

[bombin-bitch]

Two, no more

[definitelynotobito]

Three

[official-hidan]

Ill slip you a rock tobi dont worry

[gay-boi-sasuke]

chief, can i get a rock?

[official-hidan]

No one likes you except for itachi and naruto so no

[gay-boi-sasuke]

i feel attacked, what if i bring my own rock to eat? can i join then?

[bombin-bitch]

If you bring your own rocks then we can have a stone battle!!

The first one with a fatal head wound looses!!