Dami Wayne 💚🦇

A FUTURE Damian Wayne Roleplay acc. Pinned Post with further info

[echoesofwayne]

PINNED POST MK III

Custom dividers made by @mozzy-aesthetics. Rp blog run by and takes place in an au by @nightwingdickrider .

GENERAL INFO

This is an au future version of Damian Wayne, based on my own thoughts and headcanons.

Dami uses They/he pronouns.

Preferably goes by Dami as opposed to Damian.

They are an adult. They have a job and everything.

They have CSA related trauma and are hypersexual.

They also struggle with substances, but are not currently on anything due to their pregnancy.

Yes, there's mpreg. See the relationship post for more information.

DIRECTORY

LORE POST

UNIQUE TAGS

RELATIONSHIP MASTERPOST

STARTERS

RULES AND BOUNDARIES

I am firmly against Batcest and other forms of incest, please go away.

No magats/other bigots either.

Age rating has been bumped to 15+. Existing mutuals and followers may remain, as well as those who are TURNING 15 within the year that you follow me.

See @nightwingdickrider for more information on my boundaries. I am an adult.

[echoesofwayne]

Holy shit it's almost my birthday what the fuck

[0racle404]

ALERT: Due to recent posts on vigilante social media accounts, mandatory family therapy with Black Canary will resume at the cave.

Times and dates have been added to your personal schedules.

Do not make me hunt you down for this.

[echoesofwayne]

How about no 💚

[echoesofwayne]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH, SLUTS!!!

[robs-your-robins]

I know people make much of Dick calling Jaybin "Little Wing" that first time but we have to acknowledge the absolute funny truth to it. Dick was still pissed off at Bruce, Jason didn't tell him his name and Dick was for sure not calling Jason "Robin" so in his head, he must have ran through each of these points and also went, "fuck you Bruce. If you can pick up a random kid to be your sidekick, I can do it too. This is Little Nightwing."

[bajha-blast-vigilante]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[echoesofwayne]

I'm crying-

[echoesofwayne]

My soon to be sister in law has taken it upon herself to make the lot of us - including both Jon and Red - in Tomodachi life.

Iconic.

[bwayne-official]

Maybe I need to have another child so that I can fix the mistakes of my past.

[echoesofwayne]

... I do not wish for a sibling who will be younger than my children, no thank you.

[bwayne-official]

I could adopt again!

But even then I could totally have another kid. You could have a biological sibling!

[echoesofwayne]

Please don't.

Thanks.

[bwayne-official]

Maybe I need to have another child so that I can fix the mistakes of my past.

[echoesofwayne]

... I do not wish for a sibling who will be younger than my children, no thank you.

[echoesofwayne]

I'm crying... I had my phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker playing random bullshit for background noise...

Richard stopped by and there was some song playing he liked so we turned it up... Then immediately after that song, Nasty by Ayesha Erotica started up so the speaker started fucking blasting "I GOT A THIN WAIST, MODEL LEGS, LOOKIN' PUSSY IN THE FACE" and I swear I felt the shame of a thousand men...

[shine-on-simon]

do NOT let that man fool you. a good quarter of his playlist is Ayesha

[echoesofwayne]

The face he made when she started playing made me yearn for death....

[shine-on-simon]

i'm sorry but he is playing you. this man has far worse songs on his playlist that Ayesha Erotica

[anightlywing]

...Okay I feel like this is an insult somehow.

[shine-on-simon]

believe what you wanna believe 😁

[anightlywing]

WELL THATS JUST FUCKING OMINOUS!!

[shine-on-simon]

it's only ominous if you think it is 😁

[echoesofwayne]

The girls are fightinnnnggggg~!!!

@anightlywing

[anightlywing]

☹️

Just watching me suffer...first it's the freaky music now it's this.

[echoesofwayne]

You wanna talk suffering? Try being pregnant. With KRYPTONIAN twins.

[anightlywing]

Don't do drugs or whatever D.A.R.E. says 💔 Especially not while pregnant.

Does having an indiscernible amount of toxic black mold spores in my lungs right now help my case at all?

[echoesofwayne]

I know I'm absolutely getting ✨fucked up ✨ the minute these kids are out of me and you can't stop me!

That's on you for not cleaning your crusty ass bathroom.

[anightlywing]

Y'know what, fair and deserved. Be safe though, make good drug induced decisions. (I'm great at this older brother shit)

ITS NOT MY FAULT! I think it's in the walls of my apartment or something. Did you know Black Mold can cause significant psychological effects? I know this now, I just thought I was going the normal amount of crazy, turns out it's just my FUCKASS LANDLORDS FAULT.

[echoesofwayne]

Hell yeah!

Bitch, just fucking move! You dumb fucking moron... Your landlord is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve your money. There are way better places around.

[anightlywing]

I'll probably move at some point but I need to like...earn money. Which is hard because of ailments but y'know. Maybe I'll get like a shitty motel or something for a few weeks. I've had worse.

[echoesofwayne]

There's a vacancy in my building that can have your name on the lease if you just say the word, Richard.

[anightlywing]

Hn.

That feels like cheating...

I just need somewhere to crash land for a bit while I get back on my feet- I'll probably just steal of one of Jay's safehouses or something. You don't have to worry about me.

[echoesofwayne]

... You're a total fucking- *loud car honks outside.*, Richard!

I'm offering you an apartment, in the building I own!

[anightlywing]

WELL I APPRECIATE IT!! I JUST DONT NEED YOU TO WORRY!!!

I've been homeless like multiple times before so this is like...nothing.

[echoesofwayne]

Too fucking bad, I worry about you because you were there for me when I was in a bad place multiple times, can't I at least somewhat return the favor?!

Bull-fucking-shit, gege!

[anightlywing]

Hghgh. You're too nice to me, and I don't need you to repay me anything I wasn't expecting anything from you in return- you're my baby brother, I helped you because I love you.

I'm not even worrying, I just have my...quirks. I can handle mold. Mold's a pussy and I'm Dick so I- actually okay I'm stopping that joke where I am right now.

[echoesofwayne]

And that's what I'm trying to do for you, dumbass!

... Richard do not stick your penis in mold, that's how you get fucking super AIDS or something-

[anightlywing]

But I'm like...fine. Chill. Awesome. Wonderful. Fantastic. Great. Good. Perfect. Hn...How about I stay for like a few weeks until I can get a new apartment in Blud, I'd rather obtain it myself anyways.

OKAY WELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!

Honestly if I somehow contracted Super AIDS i wouldn't be surprised anymore. That would happen to me wouldn't it?

[echoesofwayne]

That's acceptable.

Wrap it before you tap it, gege. Otherwise you might defy the laws of human biology like I did!

[anightlywing]

Yayyy.

I do not have enough sex for that nor would I actually be fucking the mold, but thanks for the warning.

[echoesofwayne]

Good.

What have we devolved to...? 😭

[anightlywing]

Could not tell you.

[echoesofwayne]

We've lost the plot I fear...

[anightlywing]

Was there one to begin with...?

[echoesofwayne]

Hell if I know!

[anightlywing]

I'm blaming the black mold.

[echoesofwayne]

Yeah that sounds about right...

[anightlywing]

That I'm using the mold as an excuse or that the mold has made me start making horrible sex jokes about my name?

[echoesofwayne]

Yes.

[echoesofwayne]

I'm crying... I had my phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker playing random bullshit for background noise...

Richard stopped by and there was some song playing he liked so we turned it up... Then immediately after that song, Nasty by Ayesha Erotica started up so the speaker started fucking blasting "I GOT A THIN WAIST, MODEL LEGS, LOOKIN' PUSSY IN THE FACE" and I swear I felt the shame of a thousand men...

[shine-on-simon]

do NOT let that man fool you. a good quarter of his playlist is Ayesha

[echoesofwayne]

The face he made when she started playing made me yearn for death....

[shine-on-simon]

i'm sorry but he is playing you. this man has far worse songs on his playlist that Ayesha Erotica

[anightlywing]

...Okay I feel like this is an insult somehow.

[shine-on-simon]

believe what you wanna believe 😁

[anightlywing]

WELL THATS JUST FUCKING OMINOUS!!

[shine-on-simon]

it's only ominous if you think it is 😁

[echoesofwayne]

The girls are fightinnnnggggg~!!!

@anightlywing

[anightlywing]

☹️

Just watching me suffer...first it's the freaky music now it's this.

[echoesofwayne]

You wanna talk suffering? Try being pregnant. With KRYPTONIAN twins.

[anightlywing]

Don't do drugs or whatever D.A.R.E. says 💔 Especially not while pregnant.

Does having an indiscernible amount of toxic black mold spores in my lungs right now help my case at all?

[echoesofwayne]

I know I'm absolutely getting ✨fucked up ✨ the minute these kids are out of me and you can't stop me!

That's on you for not cleaning your crusty ass bathroom.

[anightlywing]

Y'know what, fair and deserved. Be safe though, make good drug induced decisions. (I'm great at this older brother shit)

ITS NOT MY FAULT! I think it's in the walls of my apartment or something. Did you know Black Mold can cause significant psychological effects? I know this now, I just thought I was going the normal amount of crazy, turns out it's just my FUCKASS LANDLORDS FAULT.

[echoesofwayne]

Hell yeah!

Bitch, just fucking move! You dumb fucking moron... Your landlord is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve your money. There are way better places around.

[anightlywing]

I'll probably move at some point but I need to like...earn money. Which is hard because of ailments but y'know. Maybe I'll get like a shitty motel or something for a few weeks. I've had worse.

[echoesofwayne]

There's a vacancy in my building that can have your name on the lease if you just say the word, Richard.

[anightlywing]

Hn.

That feels like cheating...

I just need somewhere to crash land for a bit while I get back on my feet- I'll probably just steal of one of Jay's safehouses or something. You don't have to worry about me.

[echoesofwayne]

... You're a total fucking- *loud car honks outside.*, Richard!

I'm offering you an apartment, in the building I own!

[anightlywing]

WELL I APPRECIATE IT!! I JUST DONT NEED YOU TO WORRY!!!

I've been homeless like multiple times before so this is like...nothing.

[echoesofwayne]

Too fucking bad, I worry about you because you were there for me when I was in a bad place multiple times, can't I at least somewhat return the favor?!

Bull-fucking-shit, gege!

[anightlywing]

Hghgh. You're too nice to me, and I don't need you to repay me anything I wasn't expecting anything from you in return- you're my baby brother, I helped you because I love you.

I'm not even worrying, I just have my...quirks. I can handle mold. Mold's a pussy and I'm Dick so I- actually okay I'm stopping that joke where I am right now.

[echoesofwayne]

And that's what I'm trying to do for you, dumbass!

... Richard do not stick your penis in mold, that's how you get fucking super AIDS or something-

[anightlywing]

But I'm like...fine. Chill. Awesome. Wonderful. Fantastic. Great. Good. Perfect. Hn...How about I stay for like a few weeks until I can get a new apartment in Blud, I'd rather obtain it myself anyways.

OKAY WELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!

Honestly if I somehow contracted Super AIDS i wouldn't be surprised anymore. That would happen to me wouldn't it?

[echoesofwayne]

That's acceptable.

Wrap it before you tap it, gege. Otherwise you might defy the laws of human biology like I did!

[anightlywing]

Yayyy.

I do not have enough sex for that nor would I actually be fucking the mold, but thanks for the warning.

[echoesofwayne]

Good.

What have we devolved to...? 😭

[anightlywing]

Could not tell you.

[echoesofwayne]

We've lost the plot I fear...

[anightlywing]

Was there one to begin with...?

[echoesofwayne]

Hell if I know!

[anightlywing]

I'm blaming the black mold.

[echoesofwayne]

Yeah that sounds about right...

[echoesofwayne]

I'm crying... I had my phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker playing random bullshit for background noise...

Richard stopped by and there was some song playing he liked so we turned it up... Then immediately after that song, Nasty by Ayesha Erotica started up so the speaker started fucking blasting "I GOT A THIN WAIST, MODEL LEGS, LOOKIN' PUSSY IN THE FACE" and I swear I felt the shame of a thousand men...

[shine-on-simon]

do NOT let that man fool you. a good quarter of his playlist is Ayesha

[echoesofwayne]

The face he made when she started playing made me yearn for death....

[shine-on-simon]

i'm sorry but he is playing you. this man has far worse songs on his playlist that Ayesha Erotica

[anightlywing]

...Okay I feel like this is an insult somehow.

[shine-on-simon]

believe what you wanna believe 😁

[anightlywing]

WELL THATS JUST FUCKING OMINOUS!!

[shine-on-simon]

it's only ominous if you think it is 😁

[echoesofwayne]

The girls are fightinnnnggggg~!!!

@anightlywing

[anightlywing]

☹️

Just watching me suffer...first it's the freaky music now it's this.

[echoesofwayne]

You wanna talk suffering? Try being pregnant. With KRYPTONIAN twins.

[anightlywing]

Don't do drugs or whatever D.A.R.E. says 💔 Especially not while pregnant.

Does having an indiscernible amount of toxic black mold spores in my lungs right now help my case at all?

[echoesofwayne]

I know I'm absolutely getting ✨fucked up ✨ the minute these kids are out of me and you can't stop me!

That's on you for not cleaning your crusty ass bathroom.

[anightlywing]

Y'know what, fair and deserved. Be safe though, make good drug induced decisions. (I'm great at this older brother shit)

ITS NOT MY FAULT! I think it's in the walls of my apartment or something. Did you know Black Mold can cause significant psychological effects? I know this now, I just thought I was going the normal amount of crazy, turns out it's just my FUCKASS LANDLORDS FAULT.

[echoesofwayne]

Hell yeah!

Bitch, just fucking move! You dumb fucking moron... Your landlord is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve your money. There are way better places around.

[anightlywing]

I'll probably move at some point but I need to like...earn money. Which is hard because of ailments but y'know. Maybe I'll get like a shitty motel or something for a few weeks. I've had worse.

[echoesofwayne]

There's a vacancy in my building that can have your name on the lease if you just say the word, Richard.

[anightlywing]

Hn.

That feels like cheating...

I just need somewhere to crash land for a bit while I get back on my feet- I'll probably just steal of one of Jay's safehouses or something. You don't have to worry about me.

[echoesofwayne]

... You're a total fucking- *loud car honks outside.*, Richard!

I'm offering you an apartment, in the building I own!

[anightlywing]

WELL I APPRECIATE IT!! I JUST DONT NEED YOU TO WORRY!!!

I've been homeless like multiple times before so this is like...nothing.

[echoesofwayne]

Too fucking bad, I worry about you because you were there for me when I was in a bad place multiple times, can't I at least somewhat return the favor?!

Bull-fucking-shit, gege!

[anightlywing]

Hghgh. You're too nice to me, and I don't need you to repay me anything I wasn't expecting anything from you in return- you're my baby brother, I helped you because I love you.

I'm not even worrying, I just have my...quirks. I can handle mold. Mold's a pussy and I'm Dick so I- actually okay I'm stopping that joke where I am right now.

[echoesofwayne]

And that's what I'm trying to do for you, dumbass!

... Richard do not stick your penis in mold, that's how you get fucking super AIDS or something-

[anightlywing]

But I'm like...fine. Chill. Awesome. Wonderful. Fantastic. Great. Good. Perfect. Hn...How about I stay for like a few weeks until I can get a new apartment in Blud, I'd rather obtain it myself anyways.

OKAY WELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!

Honestly if I somehow contracted Super AIDS i wouldn't be surprised anymore. That would happen to me wouldn't it?

[echoesofwayne]

That's acceptable.

Wrap it before you tap it, gege. Otherwise you might defy the laws of human biology like I did!

[anightlywing]

Yayyy.

I do not have enough sex for that nor would I actually be fucking the mold, but thanks for the warning.

[echoesofwayne]

Good.

What have we devolved to...? 😭

[anightlywing]

Could not tell you.

[echoesofwayne]

We've lost the plot I fear...

[anightlywing]

Was there one to begin with...?

[echoesofwayne]

Hell if I know!

[echoesofwayne]

I'm crying... I had my phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker playing random bullshit for background noise...

Richard stopped by and there was some song playing he liked so we turned it up... Then immediately after that song, Nasty by Ayesha Erotica started up so the speaker started fucking blasting "I GOT A THIN WAIST, MODEL LEGS, LOOKIN' PUSSY IN THE FACE" and I swear I felt the shame of a thousand men...

[shine-on-simon]

do NOT let that man fool you. a good quarter of his playlist is Ayesha

[echoesofwayne]

The face he made when she started playing made me yearn for death....

[shine-on-simon]

i'm sorry but he is playing you. this man has far worse songs on his playlist that Ayesha Erotica

[anightlywing]

...Okay I feel like this is an insult somehow.

[shine-on-simon]

believe what you wanna believe 😁

[anightlywing]

WELL THATS JUST FUCKING OMINOUS!!

[shine-on-simon]

it's only ominous if you think it is 😁

[echoesofwayne]

The girls are fightinnnnggggg~!!!

@anightlywing

[anightlywing]

☹️

Just watching me suffer...first it's the freaky music now it's this.

[echoesofwayne]

You wanna talk suffering? Try being pregnant. With KRYPTONIAN twins.

[anightlywing]

Don't do drugs or whatever D.A.R.E. says 💔 Especially not while pregnant.

Does having an indiscernible amount of toxic black mold spores in my lungs right now help my case at all?

[echoesofwayne]

I know I'm absolutely getting ✨fucked up ✨ the minute these kids are out of me and you can't stop me!

That's on you for not cleaning your crusty ass bathroom.

[anightlywing]

Y'know what, fair and deserved. Be safe though, make good drug induced decisions. (I'm great at this older brother shit)

ITS NOT MY FAULT! I think it's in the walls of my apartment or something. Did you know Black Mold can cause significant psychological effects? I know this now, I just thought I was going the normal amount of crazy, turns out it's just my FUCKASS LANDLORDS FAULT.

[echoesofwayne]

Hell yeah!

Bitch, just fucking move! You dumb fucking moron... Your landlord is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve your money. There are way better places around.

[anightlywing]

I'll probably move at some point but I need to like...earn money. Which is hard because of ailments but y'know. Maybe I'll get like a shitty motel or something for a few weeks. I've had worse.

[echoesofwayne]

There's a vacancy in my building that can have your name on the lease if you just say the word, Richard.

[anightlywing]

Hn.

That feels like cheating...

I just need somewhere to crash land for a bit while I get back on my feet- I'll probably just steal of one of Jay's safehouses or something. You don't have to worry about me.

[echoesofwayne]

... You're a total fucking- *loud car honks outside.*, Richard!

I'm offering you an apartment, in the building I own!

[anightlywing]

WELL I APPRECIATE IT!! I JUST DONT NEED YOU TO WORRY!!!

I've been homeless like multiple times before so this is like...nothing.

[echoesofwayne]

Too fucking bad, I worry about you because you were there for me when I was in a bad place multiple times, can't I at least somewhat return the favor?!

Bull-fucking-shit, gege!

[anightlywing]

Hghgh. You're too nice to me, and I don't need you to repay me anything I wasn't expecting anything from you in return- you're my baby brother, I helped you because I love you.

I'm not even worrying, I just have my...quirks. I can handle mold. Mold's a pussy and I'm Dick so I- actually okay I'm stopping that joke where I am right now.

[echoesofwayne]

And that's what I'm trying to do for you, dumbass!

... Richard do not stick your penis in mold, that's how you get fucking super AIDS or something-

[anightlywing]

But I'm like...fine. Chill. Awesome. Wonderful. Fantastic. Great. Good. Perfect. Hn...How about I stay for like a few weeks until I can get a new apartment in Blud, I'd rather obtain it myself anyways.

OKAY WELL I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!

Honestly if I somehow contracted Super AIDS i wouldn't be surprised anymore. That would happen to me wouldn't it?

[echoesofwayne]

That's acceptable.

Wrap it before you tap it, gege. Otherwise you might defy the laws of human biology like I did!

[anightlywing]

Yayyy.

I do not have enough sex for that nor would I actually be fucking the mold, but thanks for the warning.

[echoesofwayne]

Good.

What have we devolved to...? 😭

[anightlywing]

Could not tell you.

[echoesofwayne]

We've lost the plot I fear...

[echoesofwayne]

I've just been to the doctor. Apparently, my pregnancy is now at the stage where "penetrative sexual activity is inadvisable"...

... Don't get pregnant, folks.

[super-sunburst]

aww don’t worry lil peach, i’ll just have enough sex for both of us <3

[echoesofwayne]

[super-sunburst]

…

i don’t know if that is a good reaction or a bad one

but your welcome!

[echoesofwayne]

It's bad...

You know what's fucking worse about it all? If your brother wasn't so fucking MASSIVE, I'd probably be able to squeeze another two weeks of fun before being forced to abstain!

I'M GOING TO MISS OUT ON BIRTHDAY SEX, KONSTANCE.

[super-sunburst]

NOO not the birthday sex?!

Castrate Jon. not all of him - but part of him. he’s Kryptonian, i’m sure it’ll regrow anyway. like a lizard.

also no heroin that’s bad for you!

[echoesofwayne]

Konnie my birthday is literally 6/9 you have no idea how much of a tragedy this is...

But what if it grows back smaller?!

Fine. Cocaine.

[super-sunburst]

you have an iconic birthday and i am jealous

nahhh that won’t happen. probably. we can always check out the Fortress for information? but like it’s probably like a lizard. it’ll grow back proper

no cocaine either. you’re pregnant. and after that you’ll be a mom. drugs are bad

[echoesofwayne]

Well. You weren't even born.

That's terrifying to think about...

Dating Timothy has softened you.

[super-sunburst]

exactly! i don’t get a birthday let alone one that’s so iconic like yours!

meh, not too scary. it’ll just take some time.

no! i still do drugs. i just can’t encourage somebody who’s pregnant to do drugs. after you’re healed up we can go get high or something. but like you need to give birth first. for the babies

i ain’t soft

[echoesofwayne]

A shame.

I hope.

Thank you, I needed that.

You are, kinda.

[super-sunburst]

truly </3

don’t worry! he’ll be fine! you can do it!

and hey - i’m here for whatever you need. literally whatever. so long as it’s healthy for you while you’re pregnant. no dying in childbirth because of unhealthy habits like drugs - got it?

fuck you i am not!

[echoesofwayne]

Sigh... I need a girln't's night...

I CAN'T GET FUCKED, YOU CUNT

[super-sunburst]

that would be amazing,,, we could do a tame one? with mocktails and shitty movies and all that fun stuff. just no actual substances?

L

[echoesofwayne]

That sounds fun.

I can't be taking ls, I'm a Wayne...

[super-sunburst]

it would be!

L + Ratio + Whatever bitch <3

[echoesofwayne]

Sometime next week is ideal, but before my birthday...

[super-sunburst]

of course of course

there’s the Friday? if that works for ya?

[echoesofwayne]

Perfect.

[echoesofwayne]

I've just been to the doctor. Apparently, my pregnancy is now at the stage where "penetrative sexual activity is inadvisable"...

... Don't get pregnant, folks.

[super-sunburst]

aww don’t worry lil peach, i’ll just have enough sex for both of us <3

[echoesofwayne]

[super-sunburst]

…

i don’t know if that is a good reaction or a bad one

but your welcome!

[echoesofwayne]

It's bad...

You know what's fucking worse about it all? If your brother wasn't so fucking MASSIVE, I'd probably be able to squeeze another two weeks of fun before being forced to abstain!

I'M GOING TO MISS OUT ON BIRTHDAY SEX, KONSTANCE.

[super-sunburst]

NOO not the birthday sex?!

Castrate Jon. not all of him - but part of him. he’s Kryptonian, i’m sure it’ll regrow anyway. like a lizard.

also no heroin that’s bad for you!

[echoesofwayne]

Konnie my birthday is literally 6/9 you have no idea how much of a tragedy this is...

But what if it grows back smaller?!

Fine. Cocaine.

[super-sunburst]

you have an iconic birthday and i am jealous

nahhh that won’t happen. probably. we can always check out the Fortress for information? but like it’s probably like a lizard. it’ll grow back proper

no cocaine either. you’re pregnant. and after that you’ll be a mom. drugs are bad

[echoesofwayne]

Well. You weren't even born.

That's terrifying to think about...

Dating Timothy has softened you.

[super-sunburst]

exactly! i don’t get a birthday let alone one that’s so iconic like yours!

meh, not too scary. it’ll just take some time.

no! i still do drugs. i just can’t encourage somebody who’s pregnant to do drugs. after you’re healed up we can go get high or something. but like you need to give birth first. for the babies

i ain’t soft

[echoesofwayne]

A shame.

I hope.

Thank you, I needed that.

You are, kinda.

[super-sunburst]

truly </3

don’t worry! he’ll be fine! you can do it!

and hey - i’m here for whatever you need. literally whatever. so long as it’s healthy for you while you’re pregnant. no dying in childbirth because of unhealthy habits like drugs - got it?

fuck you i am not!

[echoesofwayne]

Sigh... I need a girln't's night...

I CAN'T GET FUCKED, YOU CUNT

[super-sunburst]

that would be amazing,,, we could do a tame one? with mocktails and shitty movies and all that fun stuff. just no actual substances?

L

[echoesofwayne]

That sounds fun.

I can't be taking ls, I'm a Wayne...

[super-sunburst]

it would be!

L + Ratio + Whatever bitch <3

[echoesofwayne]

Sometime next week is ideal, but before my birthday...

[echoesofwayne]

I've just been to the doctor. Apparently, my pregnancy is now at the stage where "penetrative sexual activity is inadvisable"...

... Don't get pregnant, folks.

[super-sunburst]

aww don’t worry lil peach, i’ll just have enough sex for both of us <3

[echoesofwayne]

[super-sunburst]

…

i don’t know if that is a good reaction or a bad one

but your welcome!

[echoesofwayne]

It's bad...

You know what's fucking worse about it all? If your brother wasn't so fucking MASSIVE, I'd probably be able to squeeze another two weeks of fun before being forced to abstain!

I'M GOING TO MISS OUT ON BIRTHDAY SEX, KONSTANCE.

[super-sunburst]

NOO not the birthday sex?!

Castrate Jon. not all of him - but part of him. he’s Kryptonian, i’m sure it’ll regrow anyway. like a lizard.

also no heroin that’s bad for you!

[echoesofwayne]

Konnie my birthday is literally 6/9 you have no idea how much of a tragedy this is...

But what if it grows back smaller?!

Fine. Cocaine.

[super-sunburst]

you have an iconic birthday and i am jealous

nahhh that won’t happen. probably. we can always check out the Fortress for information? but like it’s probably like a lizard. it’ll grow back proper

no cocaine either. you’re pregnant. and after that you’ll be a mom. drugs are bad

[echoesofwayne]

Well. You weren't even born.

That's terrifying to think about...

Dating Timothy has softened you.

[super-sunburst]

exactly! i don’t get a birthday let alone one that’s so iconic like yours!

meh, not too scary. it’ll just take some time.

no! i still do drugs. i just can’t encourage somebody who’s pregnant to do drugs. after you’re healed up we can go get high or something. but like you need to give birth first. for the babies

i ain’t soft

[echoesofwayne]

A shame.

I hope.

Thank you, I needed that.

You are, kinda.

[super-sunburst]

truly </3

don’t worry! he’ll be fine! you can do it!

and hey - i’m here for whatever you need. literally whatever. so long as it’s healthy for you while you’re pregnant. no dying in childbirth because of unhealthy habits like drugs - got it?

fuck you i am not!

[echoesofwayne]

Sigh... I need a girln't's night...

I CAN'T GET FUCKED, YOU CUNT

[super-sunburst]

that would be amazing,,, we could do a tame one? with mocktails and shitty movies and all that fun stuff. just no actual substances?

L

[echoesofwayne]

That sounds fun.

I can't be taking ls, I'm a Wayne...

[echoesofwayne]

I've just been to the doctor. Apparently, my pregnancy is now at the stage where "penetrative sexual activity is inadvisable"...

... Don't get pregnant, folks.

[super-sunburst]

aww don’t worry lil peach, i’ll just have enough sex for both of us <3

[echoesofwayne]

[super-sunburst]

…

i don’t know if that is a good reaction or a bad one

but your welcome!

[echoesofwayne]

It's bad...

You know what's fucking worse about it all? If your brother wasn't so fucking MASSIVE, I'd probably be able to squeeze another two weeks of fun before being forced to abstain!

I'M GOING TO MISS OUT ON BIRTHDAY SEX, KONSTANCE.

[super-sunburst]

NOO not the birthday sex?!

Castrate Jon. not all of him - but part of him. he’s Kryptonian, i’m sure it’ll regrow anyway. like a lizard.

also no heroin that’s bad for you!

[echoesofwayne]

Konnie my birthday is literally 6/9 you have no idea how much of a tragedy this is...

But what if it grows back smaller?!

Fine. Cocaine.

[super-sunburst]

you have an iconic birthday and i am jealous

nahhh that won’t happen. probably. we can always check out the Fortress for information? but like it’s probably like a lizard. it’ll grow back proper

no cocaine either. you’re pregnant. and after that you’ll be a mom. drugs are bad

[echoesofwayne]

Well. You weren't even born.

That's terrifying to think about...

Dating Timothy has softened you.

[super-sunburst]

exactly! i don’t get a birthday let alone one that’s so iconic like yours!

meh, not too scary. it’ll just take some time.

no! i still do drugs. i just can’t encourage somebody who’s pregnant to do drugs. after you’re healed up we can go get high or something. but like you need to give birth first. for the babies

i ain’t soft

[echoesofwayne]

A shame.

I hope.

Thank you, I needed that.

You are, kinda.

[super-sunburst]

truly </3

don’t worry! he’ll be fine! you can do it!

and hey - i’m here for whatever you need. literally whatever. so long as it’s healthy for you while you’re pregnant. no dying in childbirth because of unhealthy habits like drugs - got it?

fuck you i am not!

[echoesofwayne]

Sigh... I need a girln't's night...

I CAN'T GET FUCKED, YOU CUNT

[echoesofwayne]

I've just been to the doctor. Apparently, my pregnancy is now at the stage where "penetrative sexual activity is inadvisable"...

... Don't get pregnant, folks.

[super-sunburst]

aww don’t worry lil peach, i’ll just have enough sex for both of us <3

[echoesofwayne]

[super-sunburst]

…

i don’t know if that is a good reaction or a bad one

but your welcome!

[echoesofwayne]

It's bad...

You know what's fucking worse about it all? If your brother wasn't so fucking MASSIVE, I'd probably be able to squeeze another two weeks of fun before being forced to abstain!

I'M GOING TO MISS OUT ON BIRTHDAY SEX, KONSTANCE.

[super-sunburst]

NOO not the birthday sex?!

Castrate Jon. not all of him - but part of him. he’s Kryptonian, i’m sure it’ll regrow anyway. like a lizard.

also no heroin that’s bad for you!

[echoesofwayne]

Konnie my birthday is literally 6/9 you have no idea how much of a tragedy this is...

But what if it grows back smaller?!

Fine. Cocaine.

[super-sunburst]

you have an iconic birthday and i am jealous

nahhh that won’t happen. probably. we can always check out the Fortress for information? but like it’s probably like a lizard. it’ll grow back proper

no cocaine either. you’re pregnant. and after that you’ll be a mom. drugs are bad

[echoesofwayne]

Well. You weren't even born.

That's terrifying to think about...

Dating Timothy has softened you.

[super-sunburst]

exactly! i don’t get a birthday let alone one that’s so iconic like yours!

meh, not too scary. it’ll just take some time.

no! i still do drugs. i just can’t encourage somebody who’s pregnant to do drugs. after you’re healed up we can go get high or something. but like you need to give birth first. for the babies

i ain’t soft

[echoesofwayne]

A shame.

I hope.

Thank you, I needed that.

You are, kinda.