butt-naked except for a scarf

i'm em and tags are for sideline commentary only art blog @wondertrio

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[meanbossart]

My favorite part of Act 2 is when the cutscene for Ketheric Thorm's boss fights starts, and the first thing we see are Orin's feet. What a good day. I love them, thangs. I wanna suck on them like it's the 4th of July.

[littledeadling]

Comfort Objects 💜🧸

A bittersweet Horatio & Elethar backstory comic.

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[monacellipress]

Jellyfish mosaic tile piece, Havana, Cuba. From Great Houses of Havana.

[logarto]

thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time

[stranglerfigpudding]

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

[3000s]

tony soprano. i didnt say his name but he popped into your head didnt he

[which-ocs]

Which OC has this hat?

[killerqueenofficial]

Fidel Castro

[mars11e]

[cunked]

[cyberglittter]

ahmei jin by natasha sachi

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[juliedillon]

Workin' on some gay knights ⚔ Will try to finish this up in watercolor after I fix some of the proportional errors that I didn't notice until I scanned it in 😅

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[segamascott]

[passumbapper]

did chikorita ever end up decreasing the increase or was that another of bidens failed promises