[coolguy404]

Anytime I do the “five things I can see, four things I can touch” mantra, my peanitz is the first answer

[casgirl]

I’m not gonna lie very little has been going according to keikaku these days

[diamondguls]

yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩

[beguines]

Pádraig Ó Tuama, Kitchen Hymns

[fleshpond]

stunning questionnaire

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[kylieminvogue]

"STAR TREK" S2E26 - Assignment: Earth

[jimbles-archive]

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[calebwittebane]

my name is Fucked Bastard and my special talent is not going to make it

[dogpuppy]

[chantssecrets]

Toni Morrison in a long white dress, embracing James Baldwin and holding his hand while standing in a field in the French Riviera, Saint-Paul-de-Vence.

[dogpuppy]

[sobcat]

this saturday we like survive and stuff

[wallofgoats]

life hack