SPAGHETTI, PUZZLES AND MORE! OH MY!

A BLOG FOR ME, THE GREAT PAPYRUS FROM UNDERTALE! THERE WILL BE SPOILERS. AND CAPS LOCK! THIS IS ESSENTIALLY A STRANGE MIX BETWEEN AN RP BLOG AND A PERSONAL/KIN BLOG. UNLESS IT'S TAGGED WITH 'DON'T REBLOG', FEEL FREE TO RESPOND TO ANY TEXT POST I MAKE HERE! I WILL RP WITH OCS (BUT CAN BE SELECTIVE WITH THEM) AND ANY FANDOM! M!A: NONE.

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*BUFF BABBYE FLEXESS EVEN HARDE- Oh dear god, he did it again. Babbye has become a cloud.*

UH. REST IN PEPPERONI??

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BUFF BABBYE SAYS YOU AREN'T RIPPED ENOUGH

OH YEAH? WATCH THIS!

* [Papyrus flexes very hard, somehow making him INCREDIBLY RIPPED. Rule of funny at it’s finest!]

HA!

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Let me see the Gaster Fastermobile.

...

WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT.

* [Papyrus sighs to himself.]

I SUPPOSE THERE’S NO HARM IN SHOWING IT OFF. NOT LIKE IT CONTAINS SECRETS THAT COULD SHATTER THE UNDERGROUND.

* [He leads the anon to the laundry room and presses a secret button, opening up the floor. The Gastermobile slowly ascends.]

THERE IT IS. ISN’T IT GLORIOUS?

[silenthillcoffeebeans]

the gaster rp community has been a hot mess

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IS THAT A YES

AT THIS RATE...

SURE, WHY NOT?

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* OH GOD THEY GOT TO YOU TOO I'M SO SORRY PAPYRUS

DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT! I’LL JUST ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS, HONESTLY.

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WAIT.

THIS MEANS I CAN LIFT UP UNDYNE!

AWESOME!

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M!A BARA

WELP.

...ONLY ONE THING TO DO.

-Papyrus flexes, making shades appear on his muscles-

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YOU'RE THIN AS SHIT, WANNA HIT THE GYM? *MUSCLES BULGE DUE TO HOW BUFF THEY ARE*

...I THOUGHT OF A SKELETON PUN AS A POTENTIAL RESPONSE AND IT WASN’T VERY HUMERUS--

AUGH!

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HEY BRO *FLEXES*

OH NO, FLAPS WAS RIGHT! THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!

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* J US T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT THE ANONS WILL COME AND YOU WILL SUFFER.

* R U N.

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IF YOU SAY SO! I TRUST YOUR JUDGEMENT, AFTER ALL.

-Papyrus runs away! The animation is a simple two frame run cycle. It’s comically bad.-

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* EVERYTHING IS HELL PAPYRUS PLEASE RUN

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FROM WHAT?? THIS IS INCREDIBLY CONFUSING.

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DID. DID I MISS SOMETHING.

WHY ARE PEOPLE BECOMING BUFF.

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I REALLY NEED TO BE ON HERE MORE. WHOOPS.

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CLOSED THREAD [ft. boneinthezone, flapsinhands & skeletonshitposts]

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* I UH, I’M… MOSTLY SURE THAT THEY’RE DOING OKAY. BUT. WE CAN CHANGE THE SUBJECT IF YOU WANT. DID UH, DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED TO ASK ABOUT OR…?

* [Flaps is terrible at conversation. Whoops.]

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“HM. ...OH, I KNOW! IS THERE SOME SPECIAL WAY I AM ABLE TO CONTACT YOU? BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU’RE WORTHY OF MY FAMOUS SPAGHETTI! I CAN FEEL IT... IN MY BONES! NYEH-HEH-HEH--AUGH, SANS HAS BEEN INFLUENCING ME TOO MUCH.”

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OKAY, TIME TO CHECK MY INBOX--

SAAAAANS!

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CLOSED THREAD [ft. boneinthezone, flapsinhands & skeletonshitposts]

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* OOH. HUH… WELL. THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL, EITHER WAY! 

* AND UH, THAT’S GOOD THAT IT DOESN’T REALLY WORRY YOU ALL TOO MUCH. x: THAT SOUNDS KINDA WEIRD I THINK BUT I’M JUST GLAD NONE OF THIS IS REALLY STRESSING YOU OUT, HAH… LAST PERSON I TOLD DIDN’T REALLY. SEEM TO TAKE IT ALL TOO WELL.

* [He coughs a bit. That encounter had been… Awkward, at best.]

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“I KNOW, RIGHT? IF I EVER GET TO THE SURFACE, I’M TAKING IT FOR A RIDE!”

“AHHHH. I DO HOPE THAT PERSON IS DOING OKAY. ANYWAYS, SHOULD WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT? I THINK I’VE GOTTEN THE INFO I NEED TO GET THE GIST OF THIS STUFF.”