#1 earwig defender @bonesbeetle - Tumblr Blog

introduction

if we've never talked & you call me something like friend/buddy/any petname i will block you

my interests: bugs! i collect bugs & love bug hunting, movies, photography, getting lost, dollmaking, horror of all kinds & qualities, and wandering outdoors.

send me bugs! for ID or just to show off, i love to see em

cryptotheism

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

cryptotheism

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

firefox-official

Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

nitw

my entire body hurts i'm sobbing so bad over this holy shit

melonfacade

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soup-mother

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

sharkgirldick

Boob job from a girl with big naturals...?

juniepops

bungerc0re

most insufferable traits become tolerable and often attractive when transferred instead to a woman

bungerc0re

this is mostly a consequence of misogyny, the forces that enable men to be sleazy scumbags by default heavily discourage that in women and so her shittiness is in active defiance of social order rather than in line with it, but critically women are just more likable

clunchwarp-supreme

look at the excitement in his body language

cocaineyoga

Good morning friends

Saturdayyyyyy

elliespectacular

Deeer

A YTP of a bowhunting instructional VHS. I picked up a copy of this tape at a flea market and was delighted to find that it had been digitized and uploaded to YouTube.

Initially I had some inexplicable technical headache with the project file and had to start the whole thing over, but I'm happy I could preserve what I'd started and produce a hefty 10+ minute video.

Full YTP with captions here!

Thanks <3