some freak from massachusetts

Hello! I am Airinyourtires. Mostly she/her but I like to mix it up! I'm an adult but not by much.

[sacred-portal]

[airinyourtires]

me

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[lastvalyrian]

aborted server member: I would have loved to misinterpret your joke message

[ryebreadgf]

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

[ryebreadgf]

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[memories-of-ancients]

Drinking horn with gilded copper mounts, Europe, 15th century

from The Hunt Museum, Limerick

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

[localxenospores]

i was compelled

[beastoftheblackhole]

I was also compelled

[badnightbrian]

[ouroborosorder]

the girl who is comfy in bed yearns to be On The Computer. The girl who is On The Computer yearns to be comfy in bed. Thus does desire become the root of all suffering

[molabuddy]

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

[mosabfamily]

Oh my God tonight I thought I had lost my wife

Her body suddenly stopped responding in my arms, as if all life had left her at once. I kept calling her name and shaking her gently, begging her to open her eyes again.

The doctor told us her condition has become extremely critical due to severe deterioration in her health and serious complications. She may not survive without urgent intervention and immediate medical care that cannot be delayed or postponed in any way.

I am asking you with whatever strength I have left. I am watching her fade away moment by moment, completely powerless to stop it. Please don’t let her reach the end while there is still a chance to save her. GoFundMe

Vetted by #520

[thundergrace]

New message from Lil Nas X!

He reveals that he's been diagnosed with bipolar disorder. He is getting help through a therapist and a psychologist. He says he suspected he had it for years but was afraid of a diagnosis because he didn't want to take medication and felt life was already hard enough for him being Black and gay.

Anyway, he looks genuinely happy. Most importantly, he looks healthy 🥹

[stormsbourne]

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

[tibli]

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

[marlinspirkhall]

I've got to find myself more macrophage

[acesexualspock]

Now Hiring: macrophages

[daughter-of-sapph0]

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

[rumoglobalheavyindustry]

2020 art of a macroglia worker, i.e. acting as a CNS macrophage in a big metabolizing building

[filthburger]

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[sunlitmcgee]

Mr. Tenna is Kris Dreemurr's childhood imaginary friend and has the most diagetically designed vibes out of any Darkner, making him, as a concept and design, Kris' intellectual property. This of course means that Kris Dreemurr legally owns Tenna's name and likeness and if you've ever written or drawn him, you owe Kris Dreemurr royalties.

[cheezydraws]

[ciderjacks]

TRUE FACT: Toby Fox has made virtually no money from Deltarune Chapter 3, as nearly all of it has gone to Kris Dreemurr.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This is fucking killing me. Like what

[swarnpert]

love that kids are emo again. i love walking into the grocery store or goodwill and seeing some teenage emo kid all decked out walking around with their mom or something

[anotherknifeinmyhands]