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darling, please can i have another egg? i've eaten this one

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[passionpeachy]

spring horse 🌷

[itswhatyougive]

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

[pnglove]

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[rosieandthemoon]

"La Femme-Escargot" circa 1900

[greelin]

[as if this is not a normal and natural human thing to want] yeah i just really want to connect with people for some reason. Like some weird loser freak

[lamignonette]

[triplesixyz-deactivated20200529]

Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine

[dreamstars]

[cliffsecord]

Who up lezzing their miserables

[lamignonette]

[enyafans4communism]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[whizpurr]

[meimetchi-deactivated20251007]

gooodbyee 200 dollars helloo piece of pleastic

[ih8ikura]

[bigfatbitchdotcom]

I am not in this life to fucking watch ads