Things I forgot about HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The essay prompt: Witch Burning in the 14th century was completely pointless. Discuss.
Gwendolyn the Weird. What a queen.
(Also the fact that Harry probably had so much summer homework because of the events of The Chamber of Secrets)
The chaos that was Ron Weasley using a telephone
The Weasleys encounter with mutant skeletons in Egypt
Percy Weasley wears horn rimmed glasses
Aunt Marge getting drunk and Dudley eating four pieces of pie
The Irish Team (World Cup finalists in GoF) bought firebolts for every member.
The shopkeeper/magical veterinarian couldn’t realize Scabbers was an animagus apparently
Just like Ron, Arthur’s ears turn red when stressing.
Even Harry’s socks were hand me downs
Ginny sobbed when the dementors confronted the group on the train
The trio getting lost on the way to Divination
“Hippogriffs don’t trust ya if you blink too much.”
Buckbeak actually bowed to Draco but then Draco ruined it by being an ass
Lupin kept the boggart in the teachers lounge
Lavender Brown’s murdered rabbit
Dean Thomas offered to forge a signature on Harry’s permission slip
Lupin tried to add sugar to his wolfsbane potion
Hannah Abbot was convinced Sirius Black could turn into a flowering shrub
Peeves blew cold air into Harry’s ear while he was sleeping
Harry hearing Lilys screams when encountering the dementors (Y’all, I don’t know how I forgot this because every time it happened I teared up)
Cedric Diggory and Cho Chang make their first appearances as Quidditch seekers.
“Still in the showers, we figure he’s trying to drown himself.”
Ginny made Harry a singing get well card.
Cho Chang was the only girl on the Ravenclaw quidditch team
Malfoy and the gang tried to impersonate dementors to sabotage Harry
Neville got sent another howler
Hagrid took Buckbeak to London on the Knight Bus
Snape’s teeth are yellow and uneven
Fudge wears a pinstripe cloak
Professor Trelawney’s vision about Peter Pettigrew
Scabbers hid in a milk jug for…months? Possibly?
Harry Potter full on decked Sirius Black in the face.
Crookshanks is the real hero of Prisoner of Azkaban
The Maurauders did not become animagi until 5th year
Remus coined the term “cleverest witch of your age”
Sirius was so skinny he could slip through the bars in Azkaban
Both Sirius and Remus were fully prepared to kill Peter Pettigrew
Fudge wanted to grant Snape the Order of Merlin 1st Class
Sirius would not leave until Harry and Hermione said Ron was going to be okay
Snape told all the Slytherins that Remus was a werewolf
Harry thought Dumbledore stepped in to keep Snape from failing him
Remus was the best DADA professor by far
Hermione got a 320% on her Muggle Studies exam
Sirius gifted Ron his owl.
(Not something I forgot but) PSA! Severus Snape sucks!