100% Trans Fat

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[cumbrane]

[theofficialgordonramsay]

when i was 13 i was reading a sasuke uchiha/oc fic on quizilla.com that repeatedly referenced heating up apples covered in tin foil in microwaves, to the point where eating a tin-foil covered apple fresh from the microwave was a multi-chapter occurence & that’s the story of how i lit my first microwave on fire

[theofficialgordonramsay]

casual reminder that sasuke uchiha personally set my microwave ablaze

[erin-hart]

Who knows about Sally Hemings?

She was Thomas Jefferson's slave.

Called his "mistress," but how can you be a mistress when you were a slave, a child, and could not consent? Had absolutely no choice?

She bore him 6, perhaps as many as 8 children. He kept her locked in a basement room.

The room was recently unearthed, and DNA evidence has proven the lineage of Sally's children.

She was beteeen 12 and 14 years old when he started raping her, and Jefferson was in his forties. He freed the children that he had with her, but not Sally. Her daughter had to free her mother after Jefferson passed away.

This is not taught in schools. This side of history. We are supposed to consider the founding fathers as great men, fighting for justice and freedom, guided by God... when they are evil men. Selfish men who did nothing, save that it was for their own aggrandisement, personal benefit, and financial gain.

I would also like to add that Sally was Jefferson's dead wife's half sister. Sally's mother was raped by her owner, who was Martha (wife of Thomas) Jefferson's father.

These people left a legacy.

A legacy of entitlement under the most criminal of circumstances, and White Supremacist beliefs which pervade U.S. Society and Culture, to this very day.

[raptorific]

I’m genuinely worrying about people whose main source of social development comes like 100% from these incredibly insular and entirely unregulated internet spaces. Like this isn’t even a “technology is bad and kids these days don’t learn how to talk to one another” post, it’s a “basic conflict resolution skills and the practical realities of interacting with human beings are the sort of things you probably shouldn’t learn in an unstructured environment, populated largely by antisocial weirdos, and when you do develop your interpersonal skills entirely in that environment, you’re going to have a fast and rude awakening when you finally do have to apply those skills outside the tiny toxic community you cultivated them in and find that they don’t transfer well to classroom discussions or dates or job interviews or having a roommate”

[browsedankmemes]

We’ve got High Hopes

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

remember to keep a distance of three feet from ur weed man, he is extremely essential rn

[catchymemes]

[thrashersasuke]

sasuke is the coolest bitch ever he's got snakes and can make lightning come out of his hand and from the sky and it looks like a dragon and has a GIANT purple armor based of the storm god in japanese mythology like hes just the COOLEST character ever and hes not even some of u peoples favorite......... some of you wanna judge the things he did as if he didnt do them with style? u are so boring

[narto-you-ignorant-slu-inactive]

Naruto at Sasuke's trial post war

[sumetal]

Its suck his titty wednesday

[sumetal]

congrats to everyone whose made it to the first suck his titty wednesday of the decade. i love you

[thezfc]

Just a few Cats review tweets 😹😹😹😹

[valleyhowler]

Is it “Happy Impeachment” or “Merry Impeachment”? I don’t wanna offend anyone.

[greycloudsroll]

Treason’s Greetings

[cyberlesbiab-deactivated2021052]

Remember to steal JK Rowling’s books

[honeybearbutch-deactivated20200]

Remember not to read jk Rowling’s books

[hedgehog-moss]

I like to think there is a parallel universe where reading comment sections is known as a soothing pastime because everyone on the parallel Internet is as kind and polite as the commenters on yourdailypoem.com:

[pervocracy]

After you’ve been steeped in online culture for a while, it’s genuinely hard to summon up the vulnerability and honesty to leave comments like this.  But it’s worth doing when you see something that you love, or that speaks to a good part of yourself.

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

tag yourself I’m “So easy to picture this wonderful bird!”

[skincarelair]

[tenderpotter]

E.M. Forster (1879-1970) about Mohammed el-Adl // Sappho (c. 630-c. 570 BC) // Gordon Bowsher to Gilbert Bradley (soldiers in WWII) // Richard Siken (1967-)

[eastcoastdruid]

i am a 1750′s ghost and life is a group of thirteen year olds using a ouija board to ask me if josh from homeroom has a crush on them

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

don't bother me i'm fucking stanced

[adaryc-moved]

Happy Birthday Pikachu! (Wizards Black Star Promo 24)

[sexhaver]

this card was SUPER banned in tournaments the second it released because it had an attack that did double damage if it was your birthday and tournament judges were sick of having to check people’s IDs