Ok that last post wasnt actually about fruit, but fruits rants.
William - i know it would be funny to give him a purple fruit , but i feel like he'd appreciate a big bowl of sweet berries. Like, dont you think figs would be perfect? Wrong i think he'd find them gross and grosser if he ever learned about how some pollinate . He might like grapes tho but idk if theyd be a fav. Bonus cantaloupe even tho not a fruit
Henry - apples. I dont think hes picky about food, so no fav Variety, whatevers cheapest or calls to him. He eats the core. But i do think hes far more likely to grab like a candy than a fruit for sugar.
Jojo - now SHE'D probably like figs, but not her favorite. I feel like novelty's her game. Kumquat or something like that. She's buying star fruit whenever its in the grocery. Grapefruit. I feel like she'd lean towards citrus type stuff mostly. Classic orange. Eat a lemon straight from the tree.
Caroline - don't you want to slice into a mushy disgusting pear (im a pear hater sorry). Maybe a banana because that's a funny sight to me. Either way, kind of plain, kind of mushy, stuff you'd fine frequently in a beautiful american grocery store
Michael - he'd fucking love a good fruit. Take a handheldable fruit and eat into it, straight back to fuckjng around and being a menance. But i think his favs would be like, watermelon or pineapple. Those are very summer fun to me.
Charlie - honestly, i don't think she'd have particular like, favoritism towards fruit . Is avocado a fruit . It is, seed, avocado..or tomato lmao.
Sammy - mango girlie 1000%. Or also pineapple. I think he'd really like , like, prepackaged fruit cups in syrup.
CC - clementine that are easy af to peel. It might also be apples , but, i think he'd get sad and grossed out if they oxidized. Giving him like the food texture issues (because i can'tgive eeeveryone it), most fruits are off the table 90% of the time. Dried fruit roll up.
Lizzie - candy masquerading as fruits. OH OR CHERRIES. FJCKING DUHHHHH. And Candied cherries she eats them straight out the jar. Or, yknow different flavor, but i think pomegrante. Mostly becausd its red and i think necessarily requires outside help so she can pester an adult in her life.
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Post scoop michael only eats bananas because all his teeth r knocked out or rotten. Jk i dont think he can eat much at all. Gums sadly on a canned slice of pineaplle
Ralph phone guy - yknow he also seems like a classic guy. Apples and bananas. Shit u can put in a bag, pocket if rlly needed, and easy-to-no cleanup. Classic.
Kelly phone dude - dudei geniunelt dont know. I think he'd like fruit.
Chica the chicken - pizza and pineapple (she apperciates the unique idea and it's a good way to incorporate some vitamins and fiber into her diet. Do pineapples even have a good amount of fiber)
Vanessa - This ISNT JUST BECAUSE I HAVENT SAID PEACH YET. but peach. I think shed apperciate the fuzz, and the pit in the middle. What a unique fruit. She'd also Be a peach if she was a fruit. Completely different than their fav fruit, another list potential i could make in the future
Movie! Vanessa - she likes bananas tho. She cuts them up into slices or uses them in smoothies.
Movie! Michael - too focused on finding his dead brother to enjoy fruit. Jk. Maybe grapes. I think hed buy a big bag of grapes and abby and him would chomp down
Abby - grapes or like raspeberries and blackberries BUT THEYRE EXPENSIVE AS SHHHHIT. Avtually do the movie characters hmention fruit at all. I should rewatxy the movies i gotra get the fruit loee
Steve raglan - eats a banana in the grossest most groaniest way possible just to annoy people at hks fake career counsler job
