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“[My wife] said, ‘You know, we’ve been together for nine years, and I think we’ll be together for a long time. But you will never know what I really think of you, and I will never know what you really think of me.’ And I said, ‘Yeah, it’s kind of beautiful.’”

JOHN MULANEY The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

makomoriz

i know what you think of me, tim kreider

orteil42

love drinking water while taking a piss every chance i get to remind myself of my status as, ultimately, just a loud little tube with opinions

orteil42

single btw

kidzbopdeathgrips

deathandmysticism

Thomas Greenhill, The art of embalming, 1705

moonkitty

thanks for autogenerating this facebook

deathandmysticism

Ramón del Valle-Inclán, La laámpara maravillosa, ejercicios espiritualis, 1916

tiredtangerine

fyeahcontroversialcharacters

sinclair-wildstar

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

dreamychocolateprincess

People who don’t get this infuriate me

mythandlaur

Also the slowburn coffee shop AU wouldn’t be 100k words if the characters were perfect because then they’d just be able to talk to each other immediately without anything getting in the way and if that isn’t the case then it must be a painfully boring coffee shop AU.