[dogpuppy]

[7777777awawawa7777777]

if you switch from saying haha to hehe people might think it’s strange at first but soon enough theyll see you as a hehe person and they wont even care or get mad. just a tip

[dahppled]

sometimes it feels like I should just shut up forever and not do anything at all

[girlballs]

it's tgirl pussy saturday. reblog to obliterate the united states of america and NATO

[charl0ttan]

gene wilder willy wonka-johnny depp willy wonka is sort of like ceasar romero joker-heath ledger joker. i can admire each of them for their eras sensibilities

[system-of-a-froggy]

jared leto-joker is timothee chalamet-wonka

[catgirltoes]

What the hell happened to the energy around gender neutral bathrooms. Remember when we were fighting for all bathrooms to be gender neutral. But now we can barely argue that people can use the gendered bathroom of their choice. Maybe there's some single stall bathroom tucked away in a basement somewhere.

[irisunmuted]

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[omtai]

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP

[feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[cutecipher]

we have a code red politeful purrer incident

[rickybabyboy]

proof of tiger politeness

[egregore-engine]

autism coded behavior is when you're a kid and you're horrifically grieved when you realize how fucking cruel and unfair the world is and everybody laughs at you because of course the world is cruel and unfair by human design, that's just the way the world works kiddo! and you say "but it shouldn't" and they laugh at you more.

[bisexualityjunkie]

bored does anyone want to physically attack or say something weird to me

[suredisaster-deactivated2024022]

Every time i think about this tweet i start crying

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me