cataclysmic

YOU CALL YOURSELF A WILD THING, AND YOU'RE TERRIFIED SOMEBODY'S GONNA STICK YOU IN A CAGE. WELL BABY, YOU'RE ALREADY IN THAT CAGE. IT'S WHEREVER YOU GO. NO MATTER WHERE YOU RUN, YOU JUST END UP RUNNING INTO YOURSELF.

[bonniesousa-blog]

vnnalise:

┌  she had noticed the other laughing though was surprised that she might help her. ❝ i just need a little help with getting back to the shop. ❞ the red head sighed ❝ but with this huge coffee stain hidden, somehow. i didn’t bring a jacket or anything. ❞ she added onto what she said giving her top another state, still in disbelief that it happened to her.  ┘

bonnie rolled her eyes, primarily at herself, for the kindness she was giving to this girl. it was a bit out of character for her, usually a fend for yourself type of person, but it just seemed to be oneof those odd days where she would decide to be good for once. “i have a jacket, it gets cold in the theater so i always have to have one. i will need it back though.” she took hers off and handed it to the girl.

[bonniesousa-blog]

cvllicpes:

blinking at the brunette, calliope simply sighs, continuing to potter behind the desk that separates them. “well if you don’t like the whipped cream, why order a drink that contains whipped cream?? or why not say hey, no whipped cream??” as with everything calliope did, it comes across bitchier than she intends it, but then she realizes that she doesn’t care. what was the girl going to do?? give them one star on yelp?? sure. nobody else did coffee quite the same though, so it was unlikely that her business would go elsewhere. thus a silver-tongue wasn’t required because patrons rarely had other options. “are you still getting your drink??” she repeats, wondering why it is she hasn’t left her job, joined a circus, ended up in australia, been anywhere but here right now. “i’ll tell you what. if you don’t get your drink, i’ll be sure to change my name to tiramisu because it’s not like you’re in the place to get coffee, or anything.” 

“it’s not like i hate it, if i comes with the drink i’m not gonna lose it over the whip cream, it’s just not the best whipped cream i’ve had.” the girl was obviously either in a bad mood or just an overall bitter bitch, bonnie supposes this is what she gets for being nice. the girl may have been too similar to her, unintentionally bitchy and not caring about it, and a mixture of that same personality usually didn’t work. “well i had to ask, some people may come in here waiting for that sweet whipped cream on their drink and you couldn’t do that part of your job, so excuse me for being wary about you possibly not knowing how to do the rest of your job.” she shrugged, not caring to be civilized since the other girl didn’t either.

[bonniesousa-blog]

vnnalise:

┌  ❝ dang it !! ❞ the red head exclaimed as she looked down at her now coffee stained white top and paper ❝ just what i need, paper work ruined and a coffee stained top. ❞ she grumbled to herself grabbing some napkins from a dispenser patting down the wet stain that covered most of the top ❝ oh my god ❞ she looked down to see that her top was now visibly see through, she couldn’t exactly use the paper work to cover herself up from embarssment, she didn’t bring a jacket of some sorts either. she quickly stumbled back to where she was seated ❝ mind helping a gal in need ?? ❞ she asked someone that looked familiar. ❝ i’ve just got to get back to bath and body works without being stared at ❞ she pointed out her top before hiding it again and giving an pleading look. ┘

bonnie watched as the red head seemingly struggled, her shirt covered in coffee and her comments showing just how annoyed she was. bonnie couldn’t help but laugh at the girls struggle, it was funny in the way watching people fall over and try to act like nothing happened was funny. maybe she was a sadist, finding others embarrassments funny. “tell me what you need to do and we’ll see.” if it was easy then perhaps she would put some effort into helping, if not then she wasn’t going to risk being late for work for no good reason.

[bonniesousa-blog]

✆, $

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

bonnie: i’m so tired and i’m running late but good morning?? please wait for me at the coffee place

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

bonnie: it’s gonna be way more expensive than that if you want the best shit i have to offer

bonnie: lolol wrong person

[bonniesousa-blog]

12 & 23

12: What is an inaccurate Hollywood cliche about your line of work that makes you cringe every time you see it?

“don’t even get me started, usually people think we’re all total drug addicts that can barely even do the damn job, or we’re edgy walter white. i’m just a bitch straight chillin tryna make some cash with my love for science and get lit with my drugs.”

23: What's creepier during the daytime than at night?

“i don’t know, maybe a murder and someone getting away with it? cuz they have to be pretty sly to get away with murder in broad daylight when most people are out.”

[bonniesousa-blog]

crushed velvet and champagne

crushed velvet: have you ever used your charm to get something you want?

“oh all the time, you know flirt with the cashier somewhere to get something for free. bat your eyelashes or flash someone to get away with something. i like to think i’ve mastered that talent.”

champagne: what topic could you talk about for hours?

“the actual science of my business, science overall. hit me up with that nasa shit and i can go on for days.”

[bonniesousa-blog]

$

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

bonnie: here’s that booty pic u asked for daddy

bonnie: hrejwi wrong person

bonnie: unless u like it then hmu 

[bonniesousa-blog]

diamonds, roses, silver, wine

diamonds: how do you feel about excessively spending money?

“okay here’s the thing, i love it. i want to be able to spend money like i have nothing to lose, but i can’t do that cuz i ain’t rich. which leads to the next topic, my desperation for a sugar daddy who will let me spend money excessively. if you know anyone who would let me do that, hit me up.”

roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

“summer, of course. i love the heat and having an excuse to go to the beach and get a tan. wearing skimpy outfits, business is better in summer since most people are on break, and it’s great to be in san diego during the summer time.”

silver: do you have any obscure hobbies? what are they?

“i enjoy collecting memorabilia of a young matt dillon.”

wine: what kind of drunk are you (happy/affectionate, angry, sad, fun/wild)? if you don't drink, what kind do you think you WOULD be?

“definitely a happy and fun drunk, if i was any other kind then i wouldn’t drink as often as i do.”

[bonniesousa-blog]

%

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

bonnie: why is everyone calling you a daddy? i know that’s the latest kink but i’ve been hearing it about you a lot

[bonniesousa-blog]

1, 2, 6 (Reddit q's)

1: What is the most useless fact you know?

“the amount of times a person walks in their entire life would be walking around the world like five times, or something like that.”

2: What was your most awkward "hahaha...oh wait you're serious" moment?

“one time i was getting high with someone while their pregnant girlfriend was in the other room and he asked me on a date, i thought he was joking but he was dead serious. rejected that quickly. i would’ve fucked him, but date him? yikes.”

6: What is riskier than most people might realize?

“driving, i mean people drive around every day, multiple times a day but one accident and you’re life is over. you can be the perfect driver but the minute a bad one is on the same road your life is at serious risk, but we still drive anyway.”

[bonniesousa-blog]

lingerie, lipstick, perfume

lingerie: do you consider yourself a promiscuous person?

“yes, i do. i enjoy sex very much, i participate in it quite often, and i enjoy the rush of sleeping with someone already in a relationship. i think that makes me promiscuous.”

lipstick: do you enjoy talking to strangers?

“it’s not like i go out of my way to talk to them and i prefer talking to strangers rather than people i know, but i don’t mind it and i talk to strangers every day so...i guess?”

perfume: if you could make your own signature fragrance, what would it smell like?

“the fuck, i don’t know i’ve never thought of this shit, maybe cinnamon or something? fuck this shit is hard to think about.”

[bonniesousa-blog]

Questions from Reddit: Part 2

1: What is the most useless fact you know?

2: What was your most awkward "hahaha...oh wait you're serious" moment?

3: What is your favorite headline from The Onion?

4: Everyone's belly button and butthole have just swapped places, how does this change the world?

5: What sounds disturbing if used with the adjective 'weaponized'?

6: What is riskier than most people might realize?

7: What was your most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor?

8: What is considered a punishment as a kid but a reward as an adult?

9: What's something you do in private that if discovered would make you seem absolutely crazy?

10: Growing up rich or financially well off, what did you think was normal until you learned otherwise?

11: What sacrifices do you make for your S.O. that they are unaware of?

12: What is an inaccurate Hollywood cliche about your line of work that makes you cringe every time you see it?

13: What are some good psychological tricks that work?

14: How would you describe Reddit to a friend who has never heard of it?

15: How would you describe Tumblr to a friend who has never heard of it?

16: What is the single most liberating thought that you've ever had?

17: If someone were to take over your body in this very instant, what would you need to brief them on?

18: What's the worst case of "spoiled rotten" that you've seen?

19: You are to curse someone you don't like with a mildly inconvenient Midas Touch, what is it?

20: If Star Wars was real life, what would you do for a living?

21: What was the most sadistic thing you did as a child?

22: What becomes 10x creepier at night?

23: What's creepier during the daytime than at night?

24: You have been darned to heck. What's it like there?

25: What is something you have told the truth about but everybody thought you were lying?

26: What sensation do you absolutely HATE?

27: What small change in a sport would make it more entertaining?

28: What's a genuinely hurtful comment you can't forget?

29: What's the most useless thing you still have memorized?

30: What is the greatest completely legal loophole you know about?

[itsalec-hi]

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[spacelies]

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keep my sleepy self entertained between creativity lapses while i work on make out part two? i’ll try my best at everything (i would die if anyone sent asks, there’s so many of you now!! i wanna hug you all c: )

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[bonniesousa-blog]

🌹 luxury asks. 🌹

bubble bath: do you have any routines before bedtime? like skin care, etc. what are they?

champagne: what topic could you talk about for hours?

crushed velvet: have you ever used your charm to get something you want?

diamonds: how do you feel about excessively spending money?

faux fur: describe your wardrobe.

glitter: describe someone special to you.

gold: describe what you would call the most perfect meal.

jazz: name a song that resonates with you and your emotions. explain the reason why.

lace: what is something in your life completely different from last year?

lingerie: do you consider yourself a promiscuous person?

lipstick: do you enjoy talking to strangers?

pearls: what's something about your personality that surprises others?

penthouse: what would you consider your dream home? describe it.

perfume: if you could make your own signature fragrance, what would it smell like?

robe: how do you prepare for an evening alone with a loved one/date?

roses: If it had to be winter, autumn, spring or summer for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

satin: what is your most favorite article of clothing?

sheet mask: what's your favorite lazy activity?

silk: do you have more inner or outer beauty?

silver: do you have any obscure hobbies? what are they?

sparkling water: what are your top three songs for the summer?

wine: what kind of drunk are you (happy/affectionate, angry, sad, fun/wild)? if you don't drink, what kind do you think you WOULD be?

[bonniesousa-blog]

cvllicpes:

most millennials would be glad to be surrounded by free caffeine all day. the prospect of coffee, coffee and more coffee meaning that every five am walk of shame you did could be respectfully counteracted, would surely be a dream for everyone her own age. however, when being surrounded by coffee all day also meant being surrounded by the whiny american public all day too, it counteracted the positives of the occupation. they already didn’t understand british humour, making her an almost pillar of solace at work ( which wasn’t something that calliope would be caught complaining about, of course. )  today, her first shift back, seemed to be surrounded with nothing but disaster. current task? figure out how to get the canister for whipped cream to work without dashing it across the store. “fuck this!” she curses, more audible than a manager would’ve allowed her. “if you wanted whipped cream, it’s not happening. my condolences to your arteries, but one day they’ll thank me.”

bonnie was getting her coffee before her next shift at the movie theater, an activity she did almost every day. working was never something she wanted to do, in a dream life she could make her drugs and have a sugar daddy to help with anything else she needed. yet she still hadn’t found a sugar daddy, meaning she needed an actual job along with her drug dealing to keep her afloat. snorting some coke and a coffee in the morning is what got her through the day, even if her job was far from excruciating. “never really liked the whipped cream here anyway, so i guess i will be thanking you now. thank you.” she attempted to joke, far too tired this morning to really show any emotion. “i’m still getting my drink though, right?”