I'm Not The Messenger At All

I am the message.

[niyarest]

are you “i look worse with my glasses on” team or “i look worse without my glasses on” team?

[fujoneko-zft]

I look fucking ugly all the time

[niyarest]

i know i made this post but Mood

[astroalive]

Sagittarius

bright, curious, optimistic, deep

[fakeblack]

is this saying mater and lightning mcqueen are gay

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

Tag yourself I’m Sleve McDicheal

[laughingfish]

BOBSON DUGNUTT

[door-maker-gal]

Rangers lineup looks good this year

[gif87a-com]

[mmmskulljuice]

slug: hmmm… plant: *chawmp* slug: ah I see. no thank you.

[averagefairy]

sickest thrift store find

[skiiiba-deactivated20191010]

[johnnythehorsepart2]

[aerthworm]

when it’s bedtime and i call my pet skull up onto the california king

[end0skeletal]

Elephant Hawk Moth by Dark-Raptor

[celebsofcolor]

Nicki Minaj attends the ‘Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garcons: Art Of The In-Between’ Costume Institute Gala at Metropolitan Museum of Art on May 1, 2017 in New York City.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

We are torn between nostalgia for the familiar and an urge for the foreign and strange. As often as not, we are homesick most for the places we have never known.

Carson McCullers (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

[ruinedchildhood]

[kombuchakween]

Honestly one of my fave posters at a Women’s March

[tastefullyoffensive]

[angelfrommontgomery]

Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them

[dalishpariah]

we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

[femboy-genius-deactivated202407]

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke