Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis III

ATLA and LoK

[paunchjournal]

Long ago…

[ukaikieshin-remade-deactivated2]

[esperelizabeth]

[ID: Two screencaps with edited text of Iroh and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender from the episode Bitter Work. Zuko and Iroh are sitting in an abandoned, broken down house after Azula hit Iroh with fire. Zuko has just given a cup of tea to Iroh.

Screencap 1: Iroh takes a sip of tea. He raises an eyebrow and tries to hide a disgusted expression. Iroh asks, “What kind of tea is this?”

Screencap 2: Zuko, sitting in front of Iroh with his own cup of tea, says, “Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.”

End ID]

[comradekatara]

the first time toph’s parents see her after the war, poppy nearly faints at the sight of her daughter’s dirty calloused feet and unseemly boyish shorts, and immediately takes her to go shopping for a new hanfu (or several), since she can only assume that the reason toph is wearing such an ...unfortunate outfit is due to lack of resources. toph absolutely does not want to wear that fancy girly crap ever again, but it dawns on her that she knows someone who definitely would, so she plays along for the day until immediately leaving her parents again that night, at which point she sends her new clothes to the south pole, where she knows they will find a good home.

[yayee-prsp]

[lanjunlazy]

水族兄妹🥰

[jaanii]

[half-a-hetero]

[veevil]

For the art request: anything with the gaang and being sweet/kind to appa?

Absolutely! I was gonna include Suki and Zuko, but got lazy lol

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

to this day i cannot BELIEVE aang called up and blew off like nine avatars just because they didnt offer any vegan options to ending the war

[pikameme-dayo]

roku: my best friend assaulted me as a senior citizen :(

kyoshi: sometimes some murder is OK

kuruk: just punch people that disagree with you

aang: okay i’m starting to think that none of you took this avatar thing seriously

[teeveew]

You're not wrong

[aboutiroh]

Aang when he is told he’s the Avatar at age 12: *has a melt down because he understands the seriousness of this function and the consequences his new responsibilities will have on his personal life* 

other Avatars at age 16: I’m the avatar? Cool! Hey look it comes with a glowing eyes feature! 

[aviculor]

aang: fuck this noise, i’ll get advice from the last air nomad avatar

yangchen: i gave up that hippie bullshit first chance i got, i love murder

[bolin-san]

Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe

[mikamielo]

“I’ll show you LIGHTNING!”

[mezalea]

so I came to a realization while reading some stuff about ozai. bitchlord had the shortest reign of any firelord ever, but that isn’t the funniest thing yet. it was listed that the most notable victories of his reign was the surrender of omashu and the fall of ba sing se.

both of those were led by azula, not ozai. in short, his fourteen year old mentally unstable daughter did more in ozai’s seven year term than ozai ever did.

do what you want with this information. loserlord, indeed. 

[hollypunkers]

He didn’t even get the throne on his own, Ursa masterminded the entire coup for him

[mezalea]

the tags say no lies

[roach-works]

ozai fought two thirteen year olds as a grown man. the first one surrendered. the second one did not surrender and went on to absolutely kick his ass. 

[massacre-girlypop]

I’ll add that Ozai lost to the 12-year-old Avatar quite literally 15 minutes into his Sozin’s-comet-infused raid on the rest of the world. You know. The comet that literally began the war and gives Firebenders insane amounts of power. The invasion DIDN’T EVEN START and it was over.

This man lost the War that had lasted 100 years while he was cracked out of his mind on power to a 12-year-old who had only learned the other three elements earlier that year. I repeat. LOSERLORD INDEED.

[thottiehardy-deactivated2023111]

You can tell Iroh was the cool brother

[siderealsandman]

Ozai got one rematch with Zuko and Zuko could have 100% ended his life. In fact, if Zuko held even 1% of a grudge, Aang and co would have busted in on the Fire Lord running from a teenager with broadswords drawn, probably screaming.

[meriyart]

yip yip ✧

[shittyaestheticsloser]

[ Avatar the Last Airbender ]

[tbartss]

Chieftain Katara who else agrees

[twentyseight]

soft breeze

[eternalgirlscout]

people talk a lot about how wild shit would have gotten in the fire nation if zuko had joined the gaang at the end of season 2 but i think we’re ignoring that there’s a solid chance that in “The Runaway” zuko and toph would have ended up committing actual highway robbery

[eternalgirlscout]

katara: can you believe the rest of them? you’re the only other person responsible enough to know not to pull these ridiculous scams–

zuko: oh, sokka said i’m not allowed to

katara: what?

zuko: i suggested a thing i used to do all the time when uncle and i were on the run. i don’t know why sokka didn’t like it, it’s the simplest scam ever

katara: 

katara:

katara:

katara: do i want to know

zuko: it’s the one where i point my swords at somebody and they give me all their money. worked every time.

[eternalgirlscout]

zuko: [is asleep]

toph, earthbending him to the top of the hill away from the rest of the group and then kicking him awake: rise and shine sokka’s asleep let’s go rob some people

zuko, pulling his dao out of his sleeping bag: sick let’s go

[mzminola]

#the biggest problem I think is that zuko and toph have by far the most experience#dealing with rich assholes and corrupt government officials and general snobby jerks#so you will NEVER EVER convince them that the people they’re robbing don’t deserve to get socked in the face and lose some money#the true toph-zuko journey#we were robbed [tags via lullabyknell]

[magicmooshka]

Katara as a mermaid! 🌊✨