BooBooTheCucumber

Hello, my name is brittany. Im a bisexual in a lesbian relationship, democratic and I LOVE CATS AND FUNNY PEOPLE. I also dabble in New age, ghosty, psychic stuff. Feel free to shoot me an ask, I always answer 💙

[booboothecucumber]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[booboothecucumber]

I wish men would compliment girls on their confidence in their music instead of their insecurities. "You don't know you're beautiful." Well maybe she would if she didn't feel like it would make her less worthy if she agrees with you.

[dulect]

[thebestoftumbling]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via KyleMcDowell86)

[memegod]

[xperiane]

[neopoint-blog]

woah bitch the fuck was that for

[thpock]

the funniest election image yet

[booboothecucumber]

Signs and their ideal boyfriends

i'm a lesbian

[sociallychallengednerd]

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

[cuteskiddo]

[unabletofindname]

[bluebirdsonawire]

I feel like I missed my window to do stupid teenager things and stay out all night and jumped straight to being a 55 year old woman who would rather stay home watching tv and falling asleep at 8pm

[silverinthelines-deactivated202]

kylie jenner’s oscar worthy snapchat story…

[cocaineteas]

lmaoooo at Caitlyn being on the bed 

[missfaggot]

FUCK ME UP THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

[hearturs]

[rihenna]

[shewalkedinbeauty]

This will be remembered for years. Iconic.

[nasty-gal-mentality]

She was bold tho

[best-of-memes]

[danthemedicman]

OMG

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

this post cleared my skin opened my pores conditioned my hair and maxed out my bank account i no longer fear death and my depression has been cureed

[kushandwizdom]

Don’t search for love, quietly give it away and it will find you back.

HighConscious_ (via kushandwizdom)

  (via kushandwizdom)

[the-land-of-false-hope-deactiva]

I don’t want to talk about it. If I talk about it I’ll start to cry, and if I start crying I’ll never be able to stop.

[traumatizedchildhood-deactivate]

oh my god

[officialjared19]

I need the rest of this story

[selfishlydisp0ssessed-deactivat]

right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day, they drop her off with a cell phone, the recording of her husband asking for her to be killed, plus the $7000 he paid them, and tell her to go make sure it doesn’t do that again, so she fucking turns up right after the funeral about a week later??, and his ass freaks out and he screams some shit about ghosts, but shes like “lol no bitch i’m real” and hes in jail now and she free af to be with her 8 kids.