HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY so I don't know if you've done any platonic gachiakuta stuff yet (I can't see it on masterlist) BUTTT would I pretty please be able to get platonic Zanka & Fem!Reader? But withblike a found family relationship..... Please..... Zanka is my best friend brother and I need more platonic stuff of him.....cries.....
âItâs funny causeââ
"âyou drive me half insane."
Tags : Cleaner!Reader, this whole dynamic is so eerily similar to zanka and Riyo and or rudo, jaybe jaybe not, but jst ignore it, crack, swearing, attempt at humor, no use of y/n, not proof-read
A/n : hii!! I didn't rlly know how to write one moving plot around this so I jst kinda lowk made hcs instead... gulp (hope u don't mind that tho bby)
    âąNo matter how much he tries hard to act like he doesn't, Zanka always tends to be overbearingâeven if he tries his hardest not to.Â
âDid ya eat yet?â
 âI told ya to clean up after yer mess.â
âQuit being so damn ditzy all the time.â
   âąHe tends to get on your case, always reprimanding you about this and that and blah blah blah. To you it's in one ear and out the other. But it comes from a place of worry not belittlement. He is quite aware of your capabilities.Â
    âąHe's used to being the youngest sibling so suddenly having someone younger than him puts him on edge a lot. Truth is, Zanka still has a hard time coming to terms with the fact that he's the older one and that he's the one who's responsible if you ever get in trouble. He carries that weight silently.Â
  âąTeases you at every chance he getsâin privateâif he finds out you like someoneâto an extent at least. Because he is good at keeping secrets, and would never purposefully lower your chances with your crush. His lips are sealed shut if anyone asks anything.Â
âąWould burn holes on the side of your face while you stare at your crush from across the room. You're over here with hearts in your eyes and his would be lodged into the back of his head. âFor fucks sake, just kiss already.âÂ
It's even worse if you're the type to deny your feelings.Â
He'd be over here doing the âif 1 plus 1 is 2, then...â spiel while you try not to spiral out of control.
Either that or he'd just look at you and say âThe suspense is killing me.â in the most unamused, deadpan face imaginable.Â
  âąThe type to sigh and pinch the bridge of his nose once he finds out you've been doing dumb shit behind his back. A mixture of âI'm not mad, just disappointed.â and âIs this how enjin feels when (insert something heinous rudo did)?âÂ
    âąExtremely supportive of you, he knows what it's like to be looked down upon by his peers and people older than him and he never wants you to know what that's like.Â
    âąDifficult to persuade once he decides on something. He doesn't sway between things he's set his mind on⊠until you mention Enjin. Then suddenly it's really easy for you to convince him that he should get you that new plushie you've been eyeing.Â
    âąAlways says yes to things you want as long as it doesn't bother him or effect him negatively. âGo grab that street cat if ya want it. Just know that yer gonna be the one cleaning, bathing, and feeding that thing.âÂ
Queue the sound of you putting down the cat and it running back into the alley it came from.Â
     âąHas the worst rbfâresting bitch faceâknown to mankind and is almost always scowling. It's like his eyebrows are permanently glued to sit so angrily at his glabella. You and Riyo have teased him a handful of times how his wrinkles are about to be crazy once he passes 21.
âI'm just sayinâ if you keep looking that angry, don't be surprised if the neighborhood kids start thinking you're 25.âÂ
âI'mâŠ17?â
âExactly.âÂ
   âąAlways finds a way to poke fun at you to your face but never behind your back. If he doesn't like something you did he'd flat out tell you straight up. However if someone else has that opinion? Best believe he's jumping them.Â
  âąPeople who don't know zanka think he's the type to not know modern slang. Unfortunately for you, he has said âwhat the hellyâ and âbumâ way too many times for you to count.Â
Whenever you tell people that âNo, he might look straight forward and goal oriented but he actually talks like he has a streaming account.â they think you're joking.Â
   âąDoesn't like to spoonfeed you things, if you want to learn something, learn it the hard way rather than the closeted and meek way. You wanna know how to parry attacks? Best believe he is not gonna be holding back when you two spar against each other.Â
My gosh I completely forgot abt this acc bc of how school has been digging in my ass I'm sosorry ts took so long đąđąđąđąđą