Bleach characters play with a Oiuja Board
As requested by la-femme-anonyme. :)
In this post, I will imagine that the Bleach characters have gotten hold of a Ouija Board, and now they are going to try to contact their dead friends. Here’s how their conversations might go…
1. Kyoraku, Ukitake, and Unohana try to contact Yamamoto
Kyoraku: Yama-jii, come in, Yama-jii. I’d like some head captain advice, please. I’m a little in over my head, here.
Ukitake: It’s moving! It’s moving!
Ukitake: Grow! That’s a sweet message.
Unohana: It’s still moving.
Kyoraku: No, Yama-jii. No. Please…just don’t.
Ouija Board: E…Y…E…B…R…O…W…S…O…U…T
Unohana: Yup. That guy has issues.
2. Isane and Nanao try to contact Sasakibe
Isane: Y-you died so quickly - I just wanted to know if you have any last requests?
Ouija Board: Y…E…S…T…A…K…E…C…A…R…E
Ouija Board: O…F…M…Y…T…E…A
Isane: So, give it to somebody who’ll drink it?
Ouija Board: S…O…G…L…A…D…I…D…I…D…N…T… H…A…V…E…K…I…D…S
Nanao: …what ELSE are you supposed to do with tea??
3. Hisagi tries to contact Tosen
Hisagi: C-captain? If you’re there, I want to tap into your great dead guy wisdom.
Hisagi: So, um, is it wrong to bang my captain?
Tosen: I…A…M…D…E…A…D…Y…O…U…K…N…O…W
Hisagi: I-I meant the new one!!
4. Matsumoto and Kira try to contact Gin
Matsumoto: Gin? I have to know. Where did you keep running off to when we were kids?
Gin: I…M…S…O…R…R…Y…I…D…I…D…N…T…W…A…N…T…
5. Ichigo tries to contact Masaki
Ichigo: So, um, Mom. I heard you were a Quincy. I just want to know - why didn’t you ever tell me?
Masaki: I…C…H…I…G…O…Y…O…U…P…O…O…R…S…I…L…L…Y…B…O…Y
Masaki: I…G…A…V…E…Y…O…U…A…B…E…D…S…P…R…E…A…D…
W…I…T…H…T…H…E…Q…U…I…N…C…Y…C…R…O…S….S
Ichigo: What? I thought it was the letter ‘T’!
Masaki: Y…O…U…A…R…E…T…R…U…L…Y…Y…O…U…R…
6. Nel tries to contact Nnoitra
Nel: Well, Nnoitra, you did it. You got yourself killed. Was it everything you hoped and dreamed?
Nnoitra: Y…E…A…H…I…T…W…A…S…P…R…E…T…T…Y… A…W..E..S…O…M…E
Nel: You never change, huh?
Nnoita: W…H…Y…M…E…S…S…W…I…T…H…
7. Orihime and Grimmjow try to contact Ulquiorra
Grimmjow: Why the fuck do we want to talk to him again?
Orihime: Shhh. I want to know if he’s found peace. H-have you found peace, Ulquiorra?
Ulquiorra: T…H…E…R…E…I…S…N…O…P…E…A…C…E
Ulquiorra: O…N…L…Y…S…A…S…S…
Grimmjow: So it’s one of THOSE posts, is it?
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