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Freelance vibes: spending 15 minutes wrestling with the world’s heaviest portable dance floor

#I seem to be able to deadlift now #but gosh #why are all my hours solo????#I just need like two extra sets of arms #apparently I need to become an insect #metamorphosis #Kafka #boy did these tags get out of hand

Sometimes you season food for taste. Sometimes you put cinnamon on your roast potatoes because you need some mental clarity.

#pagan witch #witchcraft #kitchen witchcraft #but it actually tasted decent

Let me just check my blind spot…

…Yep, I’m now blind

#the sun #the sun was in my blind spot #driving #morning sunrise #conversations I have with myself on a road trip

H: Book, you’ve met someone in the city, haven’t you?

Me, barely tuned into the conversation: Hmmmm? Oh yeah, my fiancée lives in the city

My flatmate: *absolutely losing it in the background*

#Sometimes you have to pull out the fancy titles #for comedic effect #lgbtq+#he was a little behind on the gossip

Book died as they lived: baffled, and glaring at someone

Love going to a goddess for energy and her also getting tired 4 hours in

#hey #we love and respect the boundaries here #paganism #pagan #the morrigan

Get yourself a friend with land. And when the world gets too much, sleep in a field for a couple of nights.

#van life #travelling #countryside #and no internet #really makes everything better #mental health break #the world is a lot

Sometimes I get a call for a self-tape 5 hours before it’s due. At the time, I was grumpy at the amount of work and the lack of notice and the plans I would have to cancel to get it all done.

But now, sat on the couch curled up under a blanket editing away, I’ve been hit by a new wave of gratitude that I get to spend my evenings doing this because I truly, truly love my job.

#actor #acting #acting life #self-tapes #video editing #cosy work

Mum: Oooh wait, I need my potato!

#her pyjamas #she needed her pyjamas #I think this was just more evidence #that she needed to sleep

Fuse our faces together!!!… in a fun, cutesy way…

#I'm sure that sounded better in their head #I was barely awake and slightly terrified #lgbtq+

Mum: All you have to do is throw a few arms at her and she panics

Me: Well yeah, I’d freak out if people start lobbing arms at me too

Me: Yeah, my dad went to a bridle shop

P: Oh, did he need a new wedding dress?

#leatherworker #I didn't hear the homophone until after #how they said this #with a straight face #is beyond me

'We have once again, returned to Jesus'

(It’s a museum, in Italy. There’s a lot of Jesus)

#Italy #museums

P: You came up in conversation

Me: Horrifying, terrifying, why

#can you tell I do not enjoy #being perceived

‘I know it’s raining but I’d like to get dressed without the rest of the group watching so could you please step outside for a minute?’ and other joys of van living

#van life #privacy is at a premium #but it is just a field

“I don’t know why my brain is on shuffle with words”

Dad: I have actually been in your place

Me: Yeah, wearing these clothes

#he lent me his wardrobe #I stole his wardrobe #I was wearing his outfit #I saw the opportunity #and I took it #vintage clothes

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