The Inhumanity Of Turtles

Bubba | 30 | She/They | Bisexual | Nerd | Icon made using PotatoLord's picrew

[turtles-allthewaydown]

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

[dailydoseofkerryweaver]

Daily Dose of Kerry Weaver: Day #56

10.05

[librarycards]

Carrie is a great reminder of how it is morally correct for fat teenage girls to get to kill whoever they want

[zenaida-auriculata]

My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

[byjove]

stop remaking good films and start remaking bad films that might have been good if they had better editing, actors and directors

[minyard-05]

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[berkeleygirl3]

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[fittingoutjane]

Pair this with a black skirt and boots, and you, too can be a Visigoth.

[the-haiku-bot]

Pair this with a black

skirt and boots, and you, too can

be a Visigoth.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[booksbrackenbooze]

Why did no one warn me how absolutely exhausted I would be after donating blood?

Everything I read, and even the phlebotomist, was just like "You'll be a little tired, don't do anything strenuous for the rest of the day."

It is now the next day and all I want is to lay my head down on the work counter and take a nap.

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[aya--bb]

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

[notemily]

via ered.bsky.social, the only kinds of unethical fiction:

people in the replies are going "what about books glorifying unethical things" and "what if it's propaganda" and you, my friends, are who this comic was made for

[cheesebearger]

made for my office door

[depsidase]

[briannyssey]

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

[briannyssey]

🥺🥺

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]