sav

20something, she/her, vermin lover of books, bands, romance anime, and fandoms that died around 2015

[bookslikeno]

hey guys this is my new intro because somehow my old one was incredibly cringey despite being written less than a year ago!

the name’s savannah, I’m in my 20s, and have had this blog for way too long (if you scroll back you will see every fixation I’ve had for the past 10 years)

my ~forever~ obsessions are one direction, the 2010s dystopian ya novel era, hannibal (nbc), and rock music that my dad forced me to listen to until it inevitably became a core part of my personality (I’ve been in a Beatles phase recently)

I use the phrase ya’ll a lot despite firmly being from the northeast but nonetheless if y’all wanna chat I love mindlessly ranting about my interests !!!

[cloudabserk]

i think hannibal was woobifying will graham in those sessions. somebody check his notepad

[bookslikeno]

so I’m usually a hater but I am especially a hater for dog acts on AGT

[sillystigmata]

LET’S ALL LIVE!!!

[gagged0ngore]

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Murder husband core

[fractally]

I am a fan of the dynamic where there's no leak and Shane moves to the Cens of his own accord and then Shane and Ilya never come out exactly but they just live openly and all these dumbass hockey players are just like

"Oh yeah they're just like that. They live together and room together and vacation together and get mad if they're separated on the bench. And they kiss in the locker room sometimes but it's you know. They're joking around. Good guys. Gay? Well---no I don't think so. I mean that's weird. Roz is a pussy hound. I mean I've never seen him with a woman but you know he is. Anyway Hollander had that whole thing with Rose Landry and he still talks about her, I think he's still hung up on her. Poor guy. I did walk in on Hollander sleeping on Roz's lap the other day but they were just getting in sync for power play you know? You reporters always want to make everything gay it's so weird. What do you mean 'why do they kiss so much' they're the top goal scoring duo in the league"

[silverrmagic]

'i asked chat gpt..' ok well i asked dan howell and he said microwave is onomatopoeia

[grahamsmutt]

more than just friends though, if you fw that

[yaoiblackmold]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[irreparableteacup]

hannibal cannot ever complain about having a headache around will or will starts going “oh no you poor thing. do you know how bad headaches caused by encephalitis are? and that doesn’t just go away with advil. you have to get immunotherapy treatment for it. which, funny enough, i didn’t get for months because SOMEONE decided to hide the fact that i had it from me. hmm. wonder who that could’ve been.”

[bookslikeno]

guys does anyone lowk have any teen wolf fanfic recs that aren’t like the most popular ones from 2013…I’m reminiscing

[sisterdanielsrosary]

how being in the phandom has been feeling lately

[bookslikeno]

my fyp has decided it’s time to rewatch Hannibal

[lover-of-mine]

At least buddie is still single. It could be worse. Random women with no last name could be in here now.

[didanagy]

BRIDGERTON (2020-)

1.05 The Duke and I

2.06 The Choice

3.07 Joining of Hands

4.08 Dance in the Country

[lover-of-mine]

At least buddie is still single. It could be worse. Random women with no last name could be in here now.

[leftoverspacedust]

heated rivalry show you will always be famous. budget so low the sex was explicit and the hockey was implied