The sexiest thing about me?
Everything hurts my feelings
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The sexiest thing about me?
Everything hurts my feelings
why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made
because barbie movies slap next question
are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made
tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️
anyway here’s a definitive ranking of every barbie movie I’ve ever even vaguely heard of
Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s
12 DANCING PRINCESSES IS GOD TIER AND MARIPOSA IS TOP TIER
ISLAND PRINCESS WAS GOOD AND YOU’RE A COWARD!!!!
so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter
i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg”
“Hozier liked”
who am i lets go tot he ᴮᴱᴬᶜᴴ ᴮᴱᴬᶜᴴ
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listen. it’s 2018. it’s time to admit, finally, that bbc sherlock is, in fact, bad, and was only good because we watched it when we were 15 and didn’t know how to dismantle scripts that SOUND clever but are really just gold-flake covered shit
*angry and annoyed asexual agreement*
what’s this mean
It means they agreed but weren’t like, horny about it i guess
me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case
I have never laughed so hard
I am despondent
For y'all who don’t know
https://youtu.be/5rjDNVKoDVo
Thank God for the context because I was perplexed
me: *taking a test*
my brain: Capri Sun
me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-
my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th