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bread

[alexanderalbon]

formula 1 2020 season + firsts (in chronological order)

[eggmayonaise]

I fuckign hate seeing ppl my age be successful because I am a bitter, jealous, and untalented individual

[mimifalzenhive]

wow i reblogged this 2 years ago and reading it again made me cringe i’ve changed so much as a person in the last two years alone

[eggmayonaise]

Same I’m sorry

[depsidase]

[anxietyproblem]

[gay-irl]

[gay-irl]

gay_irl

[flavorblastedcheesetits]

All your gay ancestors that were corralled by society into having a heterosexual marriage and kids:

[valtsv]

me listening to any song that slaps:

[shesnake]

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[mariacallous]

[rodrickheffeley]

thinking about time when robert pattinson went on a date with his stalker and ended up driving her away by complaining entire night. literal legend

[rodrickheffeley]

the way his mind works much to think about

[bellaisbaby]

*Rosalie has been put in charge while the parents are away*

Rosalie: You know what? You’re in time out. Get on the fridge! Get up there!

Emmett, climbing on top of the fridge: This house is a fuCKING NIGHTMARE!

[flannelshirtvampire-deactivated]

Poor innocent 14-year-old baby seth clearwater listening to edward and jacob fight over pussy from outside that tent in eclipse

[captainc0oter]

The only cop I'll ever trust

[grvmesnightmare-deactivated2023]

Imagine if Bella has a dog throughout the series. What if Edward hated it but Emmett loves it and just dresses it up. I don’t care if it doesn’t match the series but this is all that’s on mind atm.

[gaytwihard]

We were cheated out of hearing Edward’s Chicago accent

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Was the “*chest compressions* C’MON *chest compressions* C’MONNNNN *chest compressions*” in breaking dawn not enough?

[selierynn]

[dacasyo]

iconic

[whitepeopletwitter]