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the gros michel/cavendish jokers in balatro is such an obscure and well structured joke for a hidden mechanic. the gros michel goes extinct, later on the cavendish appears in the shop & its much better and has a much lower but nonzero chance of going extinct, just experienced the punchline for the first time after losing the cavendish deep into a purple stake run. this game's flavor is one of a kind

tlirsgender

Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok

tlirsgender

On the one hand I'm sure everyone else is very heavily emphasizing that magneto is Theee big bad of all time and so on and so forth the whole time the new ones are training but also. Like. Imagine you're the new new new mutants or whatever and somebody manages to actually knock magneto over and he stays on the ground for a second and you're kind of looking at each other like. Guys isn't he *really* old what if we just killed magneto & then the entire city starts shaking while he's getting back on his feet & you're like ohhh he's just REALLY ANGRY now. Ok :) oh that's bad :/ oh shit. Uh oh

tlirsgender

[ID: tags from @transguyhawkeye that read, "#having a panic attack over whether you just broke magnetos hip meanwhile he just separated wolverine into recycling and organics for the #third time this week" /end ID]

tylostoma

did you hear they're gonna start publicly executing anyone with a glimmer of hope and a light in their eyes

svvashbuckler

moving blogs

Realized recently I could just use an old blog i made ages ago to kinda have a fresh start. So uh, yeah, idk. If you’re a moot n still wanna be moots or if ur interested in a new blog where I’ll probably be posting writing and shit? Just shoot me a DM or something.

svvashbuckler

nonzero (but still very low) chance i might post tit on there or something so uh. Factor that into your calculations ig

svvashbuckler

nvm i remembered i hate my body so yall are safe

svvashbuckler

moving blogs

Realized recently I could just use an old blog i made ages ago to kinda have a fresh start. So uh, yeah, idk. If you’re a moot n still wanna be moots or if ur interested in a new blog where I’ll probably be posting writing and shit? Just shoot me a DM or something.

svvashbuckler

nonzero (but still very low) chance i might post tit on there or something so uh. Factor that into your calculations ig

#raps quietly #idk lol estradiol has been treating me well n i kinda wanna give back to the community

svvashbuckler

moving blogs

Realized recently I could just use an old blog i made ages ago to kinda have a fresh start. So uh, yeah, idk. If you’re a moot n still wanna be moots or if ur interested in a new blog where I’ll probably be posting writing and shit? Just shoot me a DM or something.

moving blogs

Realized recently I could just use an old blog i made ages ago to kinda have a fresh start. So uh, yeah, idk. If you’re a moot n still wanna be moots or if ur interested in a new blog where I’ll probably be posting writing and shit? Just shoot me a DM or something.

#raps quietly

dunphy

Doechii Best Rap Album acceptance speech at the 67th Annual GRAMMY Awards | February 2, 2025

vexwerewolf

I genuinely think there was no greater insight into the modern Christian mindset than when the Pope said he very much hoped Hell was empty and he was absolutely hounded by both Catholics and Protestants outraged at the idea of a man who wanted a place of infinite suffering to have nobody in it.

denkies

🐈 clan-confessions Follow

i'll never say this publicly but honestly i think tigerstar had some valid ideas about having one big clan. obviously he was super wrong with all the violence and force, but one big clan could solve a lot of issues. No more border patrol fighting, more food for everyone during leaf-bare season, no drama involving cross-clan mates, etc etc. a lot of deaths could be avoided if we all took care of one another instead of fighting all the time

🌠 fishluvr76 Follow

ok are we all going to ignore that anon is siding with a literal DICTATOR??? :/

🌸 sweet-tooth Follow

That's not what they meant and you KNOW it. They brought up some valid points about preserving lives, and denounced Tigerstar's actions as much too violent. Starclan above, no cat can have an opinion these days...

🌒 singlequeen7 Follow

Honestly I don't know how I feel about this... each Clan is beautifully unique and has their own traditions, which would fade away if Clans were desolved altogether. But OP makes a valid point about less violence and food scarcity. I hate the idea of sending my kits off to become Warriors, only for them to die during a stupid argument about Sunningrocks. A pile of rocks is NEVER worth a cat's life, whether they are in your Clan or not. And we have lost lives like that before.

🍄 medicinepawz Follow

I agree! Traditions are important, but every medicine cat knows that working together saves lives. Sharing herbs can stop the spread of greencough, and sharing prey stops kits from crying from hunger. We really need a better system, because I can't cry myself to sleep another night, blaming myself for not having enough cobwebs to stop a kit from bleeding out in front of me.

🐅 lonelywarrior5346-deactivated

leave it to a woman and a medicine cat to emotionally manipulate proud warriors into giving up our PURECLAN bloodlines and Clan patriotism lolol

🍄 medicinepawz Follow

HELLO?????

🐛 bug-enjoyer Follow

> complains about "emotional manipulation" (it wasn't?)

> proceeds to be misogynystic AND racist in the same sentence???

> we get it babygirl, you want to fuck Tigerstar. weird ass mf.

🐈‍⬛ moondrops Follow

"Lonelywarrior5346" is Flintstep from Riverclan btw

🌸 sweet-tooth Follow

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