棘が刺さったままで

Attention boys! 나는 좀 다를 걸

[disgustinggf]

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

People in nyc think like this

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[femur-theif]

All of these are so accurate it hurts

[glass-trash-bab]

@nicadenic

[lesbian-velma-rights]

Also Hermes, God of messengers

[confusedwitch-deactivated202412]

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

[thethinkingaurora]

Oh my god I’m dying, these are all just consecutive sucker punch’s straight to the nose

Help

[william-solace-aaaaa-deactivate]

Ares, the god of war

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

[amerlcanteenager]

[zackisontumblr]

gay rights!

[clementiens]

[joomju]

Reblog so she lives forever.

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Vandalized

[takipoke]

FAKE NEWS!!! FAKE NEWS!!!!!!

[sealsdaily]

MISINFORMATION ON SEALSDAILY TONIGHT...MY GOD...

[snowflakeeel]

the holidays are never officially here until i see the christmas light extension cord of death by electricity and I have yet to see it.

[snowflakeeel]

gotta do everything myself around here

[junk-thunder]

[weirdness-is-good]

[coughloop]

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

[dtbird]

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

[beakedwhalesyo]

Dumbasses say they want a manic pixie dream girl, but then lose their shit when they're actually weird and it's not all an act. Pussies.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Get a Renaissance woman, bitch about her being interesting.

[mctreeleth]

xkcd: quirky girls

[webkinzcat]

[happyheidi]

𝖥𝗅𝗈𝗐𝖾𝗋 𝗄𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗂𝖾𝗌 <𝟥

x - x / x - x / x - x

[henologist]

[backmaskingmax]

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

things on my mind this week

[monstermonstre]

[dreg-heap]

Thanks flea

[sotrias-labyrinth-deactivated20]

Thanks flea

[only-tiktoks]

[stele3]

Oh look, it’s entirely possible for a cisgender comedian to crack jokes about transgender people without being transphobic.

[giantspacehead]

[durnesque-esque]

Ok, but also that quote! As soon as you say something is too far "you bury yourself like a bullshit time capsule along the road to progress."

[posthumanwanderings]

[source]

[catgirl-kaiju]

Yeah, hey Deborah, I’m gonna be late coming in. There’s another friggin mech battle happening on the highway, and I just know this is gonna be a killer pileup. Might be here for hours.

Yeah, this is some real bullshit, if you’ll pardon my french. Can’t believe our tax money’s going towards this. Anyway, I’ll keep you updated.

Uh huh

Uh huh

Okay see ya

Bye

[twofivee]

sometimes u gotta be like “ okay ” & leave that shit alone

[ruinedchildhood]

Gen-Z Car