Life Of A Nerdy Mom

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[zacefronsbf]

[boomboompants]

Help me. I’m poor.

[loneliestgirl15]

since you have read this post you will be told good news tonight. if you reblog this post your best week starts now. if you ignore this post your best week starts now. i just want you to have a good week

[hansensgirl]

have a great week y’all!!

[boomboompants]

Because I need some good news

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[curvestrology-deactivated202202]

⭐️

[mycandlesandcacti]

Absolutely 👏

[cluegrrl]

Blessed in a GOOD WAY PLEASE!!!

[idontgettechnology]

^^^ important distinction!

[boomboompants]

I will be blessed in a good way.

WILL.

[j4ckme]

Two years?! I’m in!

[kentishviking]

why not

[texas-bi-lover-deactivated20181]

I’ll try it

[blog-of-what-comes-to-mind]

Eh

[eliyora]

Double your nana, double your yum

[fuckyahumor]

give me luck double banana

[possiblityforjoy-deactivated202]

No fucking joke, I was offered 4 days of film-set marshalling and I told him I was unavailable for one of the days but I could cancel. And he told me he’d potentially found someone else.

I reblogged this.

And not 20 mins later, he came back to me and said if I really want it, let him know now. So fuck. Wow.

[boomboompants]

It’s never gonna hurt.

[st00cky]

no one:

steve rogers and natasha romanoff in every mcu movie:

[islandvamp]

Accurate

[la-laborista-republiko]

[flavoracle]

I’m not a brave man. I’m not a violent man. But I am a man who knows my strengths, and I’m prepared to use them.

So if I encounter any ICE agents in my neighborhood, I will smile and waive and as soon as they make eye contact I will engage in the most aggressively friendly chitchat ever witnessed on my block.

I will ramble on and on about whatever pops into my head. I will ask them about their day, their hobbies, their home life, and their personal backstory until I find a common area of interest, and then I will crank my smalltalk game UP TO ELEVEN.

I will force them to look awkwardly at their wristwatch DOZENS of times without taking the hint. I will ask seemingly simple questions that do not have ANY simple answers. I will pretend to wrap up the conversation with, “Anyway…” and then segue DIRECTLY into another topic.

Because every minute an ICE agent wastes chatting with me is a minute that they’re not targeting my neighbors and disrupting their lives.

I’m no superhero, but I do have a super power, and I’ll use it to fight oppression in any way I can.

[outerspace-froggy-deactivated20]

Love you, Dave

[sunflower-key]

@flavoracle I’m not a brave man, and I suck at small talk, but I would say I can be violent, what should I do? Because I’m not brave enough to act out but I wanna help

[flavoracle]

I mean, I’m not gonna ask anybody to engage in violence, but if you’re looking for something to do, what about this? 

Get a copy of the song, Cotton Eye Joe. Carry around a big, loud speaker. If you ever see ICE show up in your neighborhood, start playing it at full blast. 

Best case scenario? You can motion for them to come over your way and challenge them to a dance off. (Probably not likely, but it never hurts to dream.) 

Worst case scenario? They think you’re weird and like Cotton Eye Joe. 

Likely scenario? If you’ve let your neighbors know ahead of time that hearing Cotton Eye Joe means ICE is in the neighborhood, it may give them the head start they need to avoid harassment. 

Now you might be thinking that picking Cotton Eye Joe is a really random choice, but consider the following reasoning: 

The song has a very loud, clear, and distinctive opening, so it gets the message across right away without spending time on any kind of intro 

The song was once popular enough that people can easily recognize it 

While the song is catchy, it’s not very likely to be anyone’s favorite, so you don’t have to worry about ruining it for them 

The opening line ‘Fit’adn’t is nonsensical enough to be used as a secret tipoff if you’re unsure who’s listening 

It’s upbeat enough that it likely won’t get on your nerves too fast 

When played really loud, it becomes nearly impossible to talk over 

Would this actually work? Honestly, I have no idea. I’m no expert in active resistance. But I figure it’s worth putting out there. And who knows, maybe it could catch on. 

Stay safe everybody. 

‘Fit’adn’t 

[flavoracle]

The tags that @anautisticaquarius added to this thread are just too good to stay hidden, so I took a screenshot to share with the rest of you :)

[uwiguwi]

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

[uwiguwi]

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

Need this.

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Of course

[sauvamente]

It worked tho

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

Hit me, universe

[tumblringinthetardis]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I’ve been a LONG time fanfic reader and I’ve never had the courage to post any of my drabbles. So here it goes!

[boomboompants]

This was cute.

And also relatable af.

[imposterogers]

markus & mcfeely: steve stayed in the og timeline and was the father of peggy’s children

me, thinking about peggy’s entire character arc where she moved on from steve and was an independent badass, & her actual husband disabled war vet daniel sousa:

[fyeahpeggysous]

     Daniel’s top priority is making sure Peggy is okay (◕‿◕✿)

[boomboompants]

Daniel appreciation post.

[scarletxwinter]

Bucky: Okay Morgan, there are 206 bones in the body, but! I’m gonna teach you how to dislocate someone’s body in 230 ways—

Sam: Dude. She’s a kid.

Morgan:...

Bucky: Oh yeah! You’re right.

*turns around for a few seconds before turning back with puppets over his hands*

Bucky, in somewhat a Kermit the frog’s voice: Hi kids! We’re going to show you how to dislocate someone’s body! Let’s start with the Clavicle region. Do you know where that is?

Sam: oh my god.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

nebula, unfamiliar with terran anatomy: *sits down crisscross applesauce next to morgan*

[allofthefeelings]

I’m so glad that with Natasha, er, temporarily indisposed, Bucky is covering Morgan’s important education.

(Actually, the Winter Soldier having been forced to assist in brutally training young women to kill, while Bucky chooses to gently teach a young girl to defend herself, is beautiful character development, and I think a great way to reclaim both his agency and his humanity.)

[anais-ninja-bitch]

WHEN nat gets back, she's gonna be like

nat: okay so what did you teach her?

bucky: breaking bones, and the quickest way to a man's heart.

nebula: through the ribs.

nat: excellent >:]

[allofthefeelings]

TONY, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Why is my baby sparring with the Black Widow? Why did you give my baby a knife?

NATASHA, DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHING HER SIDE WHERE MORGAN GRAZED HER: You got me.

BUCKY: She didn’t even react like that when I shot her, Morg. You’re good at this. Great job with the stabbing!

TONY: I’m sorry what the fuck is happening.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

rhodey: none of this is okay. stop. now. please.

pepper and happy: wait, let them finish this lesson at least.

[cargopantsman]

Okay but what happens the first time a boy pulls Morgan's hair in elementary school?!?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[boomboompants]

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I read this...

[formerlyjannafaye]

posting your fic on AO3 like

[boomboompants]

I feel like this is my whole life.

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[tedllasso]

[steverogersnotebook]

@lillianfromaccounting

Also @pahndamonium @avenger-nerd-mom @captaincorruptor

[avenger-nerd-mom]

I literally stopped the movie here, @steverogersnotebook. Just because of his watch and his other hand under his thigh. I’m 100% that’s pure Evans, Friday night, ass on the couch, ‘babe, bring me a beer, I’ll rub your feet.“

I’m here for it.

[mcgregorswench]

[melifair]

@idontgettechnology

[idontgettechnology]

This is 100% their ugly couch in their ugly 70s apartment. And totally what Darcy sees when she comes home from work and is like, “Could you sprawl more, please? I’m not sure if you’re sprawled enough.”

…while we’re still slow-burning, that is. 😈

[melifair]

YESSSS 😍😍😍

Please tell me she’s just over it and plops down anyway regardless of how he’s sprawled, like ‘ok then, you’re not gonna scoot over, alright’ and she just wedges her self in stretching in the process to carve herself a decent space, meanwhile Steve just gives her the expression of a disgruntled cat losing its space.

[idontgettechnology]

Oh girl yes. They’ve spent so much time together by this point they’re both so over everything. They basically spend two years pushing and moving each other out of the way of their own comfort.

It’s a very small apartment 😉

[boomboompants]

I am HERE for it.

Also, pretty sure my grandma had this couch and it was my favorite but not very soft.

[dykebucky]

i'm done pretending endgame is real... guys we gotta just accept it's a fanfiction 😔

[gaygnomegirl]

The Russo brothers: Don’t like don’t read! 💁‍♀️ R&R please 🙏 NO FLAMES 🙅‍♀️

[dykebucky]

Not Captain America: The Winter Soldier Compliant 🤪 Not Captain America: Civil War Compliant 🤡 Not Thor: Ragnarok Compliant 😜 Not Avengers: Infinity War Compliant 💃 Not Avengers: Age Of Ultron Compliant 😳 Alternate Universe: Time Travel ⏰

[winterofthedarkestlight]

Credit @neatao3tags on Twitter.

[prettiestcaptain]

(x)

[whatthefoucault]

No but like

did nobody question Steve going back to return all the infinity stones by his damn self?  Like, it was dangerous and weird enough the first time that SOMEBODY DIED you’d think somebody, at some point, would question the wisdom of a person going in and doing this alone.

Especially since we now know that was Red Skull on Vormir?  Just gonna send Steve by himself to deal with that shit, checks out

Like we literally have people with more expertise on Pym particle stuff around and none of them were like “hey maybe we should help out with this!”

and if Steve got all weird and was like NO I GOTTA DO THIS BY MYSELF like… they’ve all been through A Lot and I know that the MCU has a shitty track record of not letting anybody acknowledge Steve’s mental well-being but still.  Nobody, at any point, was like “gee, this seems like it might be a two-person job”.

ok