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Kukui just intentionally making researchers who get on his nerves uncomfortable by eating tamato berries like apples because his spice tolerance is so high and it amuses him how they react to the ACTUALLY feral regional professor's snack habits.

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui #the only thing about Sada that's “feral” is the aesthetic.#kukui's the one who'd suddenly appear in a tree looking like he lost a fight with nature .5 seconds after you look away

Just guzma dying from the phenomenon known as Alolan Summer and having both kukui and kukui's poliwhirl leaving ice packs and water bottles for him but kukui going about it SLIGHTLY passive aggressively due to having to deal with guzma and his habit of neglecting himself for so long pre-team skull meanwhile poliwhirl just puts the water in front of guzma and stares at him until he drinks

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui #guzma #darkparadiseshipping #kukui's poliwhirl

"My upper and lower back just got a divorce"

- Guzma moments before being (lovingly) suplexed by Kukui

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui #guzma #darkparadiseshipping

For the funni hahas more than anything

Imagine kukui being colourblind and only being able to somewhat identify green & red due to the sheer amount of greenery in alola and ula ula meadow's galarian name literally being "red meadow" (also a healthy dose of spite) but then his colour-blindness is pretty much the same as a dog's resulting in a LOT of moments where him and rockruff will both entirely lose sight of pokemon like bounsweet despite it being right in front of them and Kukui often incorrectly referring to alolan grimer as a yellow pokemon and kantonian grimer/muk as blue

#man gets introduced to Bluey due to it being suggested as a distraction for rockruff and has a few realisations #pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui

Kukui would just walk into Hala's house with one sleeve unrolled and that hand in his pocket to cover up an injury from fucking around and finding out and it just turns into him avoiding answering the inevitable not actually a question "how have things been?" by yapping about what the kids on melemele have been doing while going through the medical cupboard one handed because Hala keeps dissolvable sutures stocked due to having to deal with Kukui when he was a teenager

#he folds immediately when he notices hala in his peripheral giving him the paternal staredown #and he absolutely was fucking around with a particularly bitey yungoos #pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui #kahuna hala

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Biblically accurate kukui family @boomburstsofalola

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I was summoned

Lets face it its incineroar holding kukui using a chain harness because burnet wanted a disaster free afternoon and kukui, someone who knows alola inside and out, was over on poni island in an impulsive mood because he was finally freed from desk duty after 2 weeks of sorting the UB files

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Kukui interior model

Pleassseee I need a model of the interior of professor Kukui's house for my fanfiction.. I saw one somewhere when I looked it up, but then I lost it!

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Seeing fresh content has reawoken the beast

DarkParadise Time.

1: Kukui being noticably taller than Guzma.

Cannot convince me Kukui wasn't like an Exeggutor as a teen and Guzma was too until injuries and stress caused by his homelife started piling up and caused stunted growth.

Kukui absolutely would take full advantage of being the taller one but has on several occasions smashed his head into doorframes due to yapping away and forgetting to duck resulting in Guzma getting revenge for all the short jokes.

Guzma meanwhile would learn very quickly that Kukui will not try to follow him if he can find a small enough space to squeeze himself into and will either walk off to wait him out or try and bribe him out.

2: Guzma using Kukui as a hot water bottle.

The man has so much trauma he refuses to unpack and you expect me to believe he doesn't suffer from night terrors and general anxiety. Guzma's 100% a light sleeper until Kukui figures him out.

Kukui meanwhile takes a while to figure out why he tends to wake up with Guzma pressed right up against his back but once he realises he is refusing to let Guzma escape the hug even if he's crushing him against his chest.

Unfortunately for Kukui him telling Guzma its alright does end up resulting in him being pinned to the sofa due to being put on Hot Water Bottle Duty whenever he's working upstairs and Guzma feels sick or has injuries flaring up.

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui #guzma #darkparadiseshipping #dumbass def didnt forgor tags bc he dozed off

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A sketch of one of my fave ships of all time

#the kukui method of making sure guzma gets his mandated outdoor time #the sheer bastardry in kukui's expression is just YES #FINALLY more of alola's Opposites Attract idiots #darkparadiseshipping

Imagine "Bed, Wed, Behead" with a theme of cryptids and eldritch but one of the options is Kukui and people unfamiliar with him are genuinely confused about it

Then theres Kukui perched on a nearby rock doing field research when he was very much NOT in area .2 seconds ago

#guzma 100% chooses Behead Kukui just for the offended reaction #but also the idea of kukui just scaring the SHIT out of tourists because he suddenly appears without warning #pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui

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kukui is an eccentric little manwhore. i think i watched the anime he's from. pretty sure he fucked ash's mom. or at least tried to and got relegated to the cuck chair by mr mime.

lycanroc is just his normal but smart dog who's sick of his shit and wants to piss on a fire hydrant.

#“kukui is an eccentric little manwhore” took me tf out holy shit #as someone who spent WAY too much time delving into the various iterations of kukui #he's the cause of like 90% of the 20-30 year old characters' sexual tension

Dumbest funny concept

Kukui being able to stare down Totem Kommo-o but then being visibly frightened by the Crabrawler line and having actual beef with Crabrawler specifically because he lives on a beach and has put more holes in his lab with his research than a drilbur on crack resulting in them lil bastards CONSTANTLY trynna get in

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui

fangusfungs

I'm not doing anything else with this tbh.

#guzma #pokemon #imma bite the art >:3 #not tumblr if guzma's jellyfish trauma doesn't resurface periodically

His first tackle was a crit btw

#pokemon #pokemon black and white #pokemon black 2 and white 2

The Gay Hawluchas but i actually finished that half asleep doodle from earlier

Lil sparkly boi and his very lorge hard to read bf

Definitely wanna do something with em cuz i think tumblr needs more

#pokemon #pokemon legends za #mega hawlucha #hawlucha

Im eepy as FUCK rn because i took medicated gummies earlier

Gay hawluchas

#the shiny is on a steppy stool bc hims bf too tol #i will do somethin with these two eventually #probs not when im in the Hungry But Sleepy But Hungry feedback loop #pokemon #pokemon legends za #hawlucha #mega hawlucha

With the reveal of Mr. Windychu & Ms. Wavychu in the Pokemon WiWa announcement trailer and multiple people immediately thinking of the menace himself, Prof Nut, after seeing Windychu

Heres your formal reminder that in the SuMo DEMO Kukui has a Pikachu that he lends to Sun to complete the Demo's Trial

Do what you must with this knowledge

#pokemon #pokemon sun and moon #professor kukui #pokemon winds and waves #mr windychu #ms wavychu

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