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Perfect pairing and the international symbol for leave me the hell alone, you may sit with me but do not speak until spoken to! If I had a very bad day at work this was my go to moment of silence for survival of the day.

Meanwhile in a Louisiana swamp everyone loves a good sexy picture

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Naked Skinny-dipping

This how we always swam in the lake at our grandparents house on the lake. Both guys and girls were cousins so it wasn’t a big deal to swim together in our birthday suits. It was just fun when the summer heat was so extreme. Once we did our chores that grandma and grandpa needed us to do for them the swimming was the benefit of doing what they needed. Great times in the summer heat.

My dad for some reason took us grocery shopping. My sister decided that she wanted something and dad said no. Then she laid down on the floor and made a big scene thanking that he would by what she wanted. We just happened to be by the fruits and vegetables area when she had her hissy fit so dad took out the sprayer and hosed her down. He said that she would not embarrass him and if she thought it would, then you are wrong! She was so surprised that she got up and said nothing. Dad went to the grocery manager and said that if he would give him a mop he would clean up the floor. The manager said that it would be his pleasure to clean it up and he wished more people would make their kids behave in the store. This was about 1967 when this happened so even then kids were dictating what their parents would do. Not in our household!

Our car club went to a BBQ restaurant and my wife had just been to the dentist and her teeth were very sensitive. She asked the owner if his ribs were tender, his answer was you can suck them off the bone good. Thats what she ordered and told him why she asked. He said “I’ll take care of you!”. She took one bite and said that she was good to go! The owner brought another order out and checked on her and just laughed and said that I told you so. Sometimes she just wants ribs and it takes me about 3 1/2 hours to smoke them and add 25 minutes for the sauce to caramelize and she is good to go.

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We have a local butcher shop and I asked them if they had a prime rib. He asked how many people was I cooking for and the answer was 6 or 7 so he sold me a 5 bone prime roast. I asked him to remove the bones and retie them. Then I cooked it with a meat probe and pulled it to rest for medium rare and covered it with a loose piece of aluminum foil. To my surprise the cooking temp kept climbing towards medium so I took the foil off of and cut the ties for the ribs then the prime rib roast stopped climbing and the ends were medium but the next slice was a perfect medium rare. I took the pan drippings and added a little butter and made a little Anjou. A small bowl of horseradish finish the plating. The guest never showed up so my son ate the ribs and my wife wanted an end cap cut, guess who ate two pieces of the prime rib roast! We warmed it up for dinner the next evening and it was delicious. So the guest that never showed up lost the most.

Every 3 months my wife and I would get away together and stay at a very nice hotel. We had two requirements for our long weekend stay. 1) weeks would always order room service for brunch. 2) We would find a high end restaurant and we would dress up for the evening. I had a great idea to pay the waitstaff a one hundred dollar bill before ordering food, then tell him that we wanted to spend $200 on the meal so just serve dinner with whatever you think we would love to eat. We always have had better meals than if we ordered ourselves. Here’s to all the messy sheets that we left at checkout.

I was doing my residency in Marshfield Wisconsin and I had a fellow resident that was from Germany. We went to see Schindler’s List together and he translated all the German language for me. There’s one scene where a German Officer is standing and talking to a German Jew and a lower ranked soldier shoots the Jew and the officer is mad. I thought he was mad because of shooting the Jew. What my friend said was the officer was mad because the enlisted soldier shot while he was very close when he shot him. It was not at all what I thought before he told me what he actually said in that scene. We both agreed that the movie was historically accurate.

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Mathematic Fractals. Invented well after I graduated. It reminds me of neutrinos.

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My actual favorite scotch, one ice cube to cool it down but not water it down and change the aged smooth taste. The other favorite is in an old fashioned drink.

We were everywhere on our bikes not necessarily in our own neighborhood. Where ever we were we could drink from any garden hose at any house and nobody thought we were wrong. It might be a total strangers house and you just let the water run until it cooled and then get your drink and then simply replace the hose just like we found it. That showed we respected the house owner, it was just the right way to get a drink.

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You can’t milk a bull or steer no matter how they are dressed.

Exactly

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Headed to the beach again for vacation in a rental home just by the beach with a short boardwalk over the beach dunes. We’re taking our two labs with us just to see how much they like the beach. They have their own kiddie pool and love lying down in it to cool off. It will be fun to watch them discover salt water and sand.

(via Helen Cathcart)

I worked with a lady whose sons sell fresh corn to the local supermarkets and they have a trailer in front of their house where you can get freshly picked corn from them. Bring your own bags and they will fill them up for $5.00. I always boiled my corn and told her that I was going to cook their corn for dinner tonight. She said that they microwaved their corn for 6 to 8 minutes and it shucked completely clean easier. So I tried it and was amazed how tender it was and yes it shucked completely clean easier, the corn was essentially steamed in the leaves and was a lot cleaner. I have completely converted to using the microwave for all my fresh corn.

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At the end of his performance a man comes out and puts a long coat on his shoulders. The man who does this every time he preforms is his childhood best friend. He travels with him throughout his career. He gives so much energy he is profusely sweating and the coat lets him cool down slowly and therefore he doesn’t feel sick afterwards.

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