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@boomingeggman
Well, if ever I have had quite the moment of procrastination, as well as stupidity upon my own part for forgetting to type upon my latest exploits on destroying that pathetic hedgehog and his crew, this would perhaps indeed be such the case. Hopefully this cursed display of laziness shall never happen again, and as such I can proceed to finally continue with where I left off with my studies and work towards Eggmanland....
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Iva shrieked as soon as she saw her male self. "If you're me... Then that means... My machine worked! I'm in an alternate universe!"
Well, it does appear that you indeed are within such a different dimension, if what you are telling me is true, and you are as you say you are, a different version of myself. But if you are telling me the truth, and not some perhaps half-baked lie in order to seem like such to get close enough to make that pathetic hedgehog life easier, then you shall need to give me more proof you are me than simply saying such words.~
"You want me to prove it, huh?"
She pulled out a remote, and a HUGE robot walked over to her. It was covered in spikes, it had missile launchers for hands, and it towered over the both of them.
"Is this proof enough for you?" she asked, grinning arrogantly.
Well, you certainly do OWN a mech of your own. And I do indeed love the design you have chosen. But you have forgotten one thing: If you truly are myself, then you can build your own creations before me. If you can build something that truly is fitting of branding my glorious logo upon it, then perhaps then you are most likely as said before.~
*He grinned as he was indeed slightly wondering if she was telling him the truth. But in reality, he just wished to see what she could do with building things, so he’d know whether or not she would be a perfect asset for destroying Sonic.*
Iva glared at him.
"Jeez, and I thought I was self-absorbed.” she mumbled, folding her arms.
I would prefer the term “confident in one’s own abilities”, if you didn’t mind such….but either way, we may seem to be at an impasse at this moment. If you are indeed as you are, and you are as great and as grand of a brilliant genius as myself, then I’m sure such a simple test of your abilities should thus be easy and nothing to fear, am I correct?~
"Totally. I’m always up for a challenge."
"Do your worst!"
I think I know of both a perfect way to both ensure if you indeed myself, and also be rid of a certain blue pest once and for all….try to create something that can for certain stop that pathetic speeding hedgehog in his tracks, and be rid of such an annoying foe for good, and if you can do such, not only shall it end my suffering from then on with my inevitable plans, but you will then for certain ensure myself you are the real thing.~
Iva smirked.
"That’ll be easy. I already got rid of MY universe’s Sonic, and I’m sure I can get rid of THIS one."
Is this so? Then this should indeed be quite the simple task for you. His cursed allies will likely also try to halt your progress or chances of succeeding with whatever you attempt. But if you have a plan to tend to keeping them at bay as well, then if you are a true genius, this as such should be a cinch for yourself to tend to.~
"I actually JUST completed a robot to destroy them. I just have to go to my universe and get it. Wanna come with me?"
I would be delighted then to go with you, if you indeed have the proper method of tending to such pests, and thus making world conquest much less of an annoyance to obtain.~
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Iva shrieked as soon as she saw her male self. "If you're me... Then that means... My machine worked! I'm in an alternate universe!"
Well, it does appear that you indeed are within such a different dimension, if what you are telling me is true, and you are as you say you are, a different version of myself. But if you are telling me the truth, and not some perhaps half-baked lie in order to seem like such to get close enough to make that pathetic hedgehog life easier, then you shall need to give me more proof you are me than simply saying such words.~
"You want me to prove it, huh?"
She pulled out a remote, and a HUGE robot walked over to her. It was covered in spikes, it had missile launchers for hands, and it towered over the both of them.
"Is this proof enough for you?" she asked, grinning arrogantly.
Well, you certainly do OWN a mech of your own. And I do indeed love the design you have chosen. But you have forgotten one thing: If you truly are myself, then you can build your own creations before me. If you can build something that truly is fitting of branding my glorious logo upon it, then perhaps then you are most likely as said before.~
*He grinned as he was indeed slightly wondering if she was telling him the truth. But in reality, he just wished to see what she could do with building things, so he’d know whether or not she would be a perfect asset for destroying Sonic.*
Iva glared at him.
"Jeez, and I thought I was self-absorbed.” she mumbled, folding her arms.
I would prefer the term “confident in one’s own abilities”, if you didn’t mind such….but either way, we may seem to be at an impasse at this moment. If you are indeed as you are, and you are as great and as grand of a brilliant genius as myself, then I’m sure such a simple test of your abilities should thus be easy and nothing to fear, am I correct?~
"Totally. I’m always up for a challenge."
"Do your worst!"
I think I know of both a perfect way to both ensure if you indeed myself, and also be rid of a certain blue pest once and for all….try to create something that can for certain stop that pathetic speeding hedgehog in his tracks, and be rid of such an annoying foe for good, and if you can do such, not only shall it end my suffering from then on with my inevitable plans, but you will then for certain ensure myself you are the real thing.~
Iva smirked.
"That’ll be easy. I already got rid of MY universe’s Sonic, and I’m sure I can get rid of THIS one."
Is this so? Then this should indeed be quite the simple task for you. His cursed allies will likely also try to halt your progress or chances of succeeding with whatever you attempt. But if you have a plan to tend to keeping them at bay as well, then if you are a true genius, this as such should be a cinch for yourself to tend to.~
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Iva shrieked as soon as she saw her male self. "If you're me... Then that means... My machine worked! I'm in an alternate universe!"
Well, it does appear that you indeed are within such a different dimension, if what you are telling me is true, and you are as you say you are, a different version of myself. But if you are telling me the truth, and not some perhaps half-baked lie in order to seem like such to get close enough to make that pathetic hedgehog life easier, then you shall need to give me more proof you are me than simply saying such words.~
"You want me to prove it, huh?"
She pulled out a remote, and a HUGE robot walked over to her. It was covered in spikes, it had missile launchers for hands, and it towered over the both of them.
"Is this proof enough for you?" she asked, grinning arrogantly.
Well, you certainly do OWN a mech of your own. And I do indeed love the design you have chosen. But you have forgotten one thing: If you truly are myself, then you can build your own creations before me. If you can build something that truly is fitting of branding my glorious logo upon it, then perhaps then you are most likely as said before.~
*He grinned as he was indeed slightly wondering if she was telling him the truth. But in reality, he just wished to see what she could do with building things, so he’d know whether or not she would be a perfect asset for destroying Sonic.*
Iva glared at him.
"Jeez, and I thought I was self-absorbed.” she mumbled, folding her arms.
I would prefer the term “confident in one’s own abilities”, if you didn’t mind such….but either way, we may seem to be at an impasse at this moment. If you are indeed as you are, and you are as great and as grand of a brilliant genius as myself, then I’m sure such a simple test of your abilities should thus be easy and nothing to fear, am I correct?~
"Totally. I’m always up for a challenge."
"Do your worst!"
I think I know of both a perfect way to both ensure if you indeed myself, and also be rid of a certain blue pest once and for all....try to create something that can for certain stop that pathetic speeding hedgehog in his tracks, and be rid of such an annoying foe for good, and if you can do such, not only shall it end my suffering from then on with my inevitable plans, but you will then for certain ensure myself you are the real thing.~
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Iva shrieked as soon as she saw her male self. "If you're me... Then that means... My machine worked! I'm in an alternate universe!"
Well, it does appear that you indeed are within such a different dimension, if what you are telling me is true, and you are as you say you are, a different version of myself. But if you are telling me the truth, and not some perhaps half-baked lie in order to seem like such to get close enough to make that pathetic hedgehog life easier, then you shall need to give me more proof you are me than simply saying such words.~
"You want me to prove it, huh?"
She pulled out a remote, and a HUGE robot walked over to her. It was covered in spikes, it had missile launchers for hands, and it towered over the both of them.
"Is this proof enough for you?" she asked, grinning arrogantly.
Well, you certainly do OWN a mech of your own. And I do indeed love the design you have chosen. But you have forgotten one thing: If you truly are myself, then you can build your own creations before me. If you can build something that truly is fitting of branding my glorious logo upon it, then perhaps then you are most likely as said before.~
*He grinned as he was indeed slightly wondering if she was telling him the truth. But in reality, he just wished to see what she could do with building things, so he’d know whether or not she would be a perfect asset for destroying Sonic.*
Iva glared at him.
"Jeez, and I thought I was self-absorbed.” she mumbled, folding her arms.
I would prefer the term "confident in one's own abilities", if you didn't mind such....but either way, we may seem to be at an impasse at this moment. If you are indeed as you are, and you are as great and as grand of a brilliant genius as myself, then I'm sure such a simple test of your abilities should thus be easy and nothing to fear, am I correct?~
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Iva shrieked as soon as she saw her male self. "If you're me... Then that means... My machine worked! I'm in an alternate universe!"
Well, it does appear that you indeed are within such a different dimension, if what you are telling me is true, and you are as you say you are, a different version of myself. But if you are telling me the truth, and not some perhaps half-baked lie in order to seem like such to get close enough to make that pathetic hedgehog life easier, then you shall need to give me more proof you are me than simply saying such words.~
"You want me to prove it, huh?"
She pulled out a remote, and a HUGE robot walked over to her. It was covered in spikes, it had missile launchers for hands, and it towered over the both of them.
"Is this proof enough for you?" she asked, grinning arrogantly.
Well, you certainly do OWN a mech of your own. And I do indeed love the design you have chosen. But you have forgotten one thing: If you truly are myself, then you can build your own creations before me. If you can build something that truly is fitting of branding my glorious logo upon it, then perhaps then you are most likely as said before.~
*He grinned as he was indeed slightly wondering if she was telling him the truth. But in reality, he just wished to see what she could do with building things, so he'd know whether or not she would be a perfect asset for destroying Sonic.*
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Iva shrieked as soon as she saw her male self. "If you're me... Then that means... My machine worked! I'm in an alternate universe!"
Well, it does appear that you indeed are within such a different dimension, if what you are telling me is true, and you are as you say you are, a different version of myself. But if you are telling me the truth, and not some perhaps half-baked lie in order to seem like such to get close enough to make that pathetic hedgehog life easier, then you shall need to give me more proof you are me than simply saying such words.~
I do apologize for my vanishing of late. I have been busy concocting another plan to be rid of that pesky annoyance of a hedgehog and his friends, and such plans to rid myself of my foes and be able to rule the world take time. Hopefully by tomorrow, it shall then be ready so I may finally be rid of that hedgehog...~
*cobaltcockiness started following you.*
We shall see about THAT, you pathetic waste of my existence.~
[Attack Chance: 1d20 = 7]
*It would soon fire at Sonic again, but would end up missing once more, as it’d keep chasing them on and on, firing on and on in its attempts to destroy it’s intended target.*
—Sonic figured it would try to take the shortest path to him at all times, so he gave something a shot; taking a large turn and cutting a corner suddenly so Eggman stood in a perfect line between the robot and Sonic. He stopped for a moment, looking back;
“Better hope your robot isn’t as dumb as you, Egghead!”
[Defense Chance: 1d20 = 4]
*Unfortunately for Eggman, he ended up at the wrong side of a plasma shot, as he was soon blasted, and left crispy and in rage. All as his temper rose so high at his own arch nemesis.*
YOU SIMPLE-MINDED MACHINATION! FIRE AT SONIC, NOT ME YOU BUMBLING AUTOMATON!
*afoxofboom started following you.*
[Defense Chance: 1d20 = 5] [Tails Attack Chance: 1d20 = 15]
*Thankfully for Tails, it would end up slamming into another wall, as some screws and bolts flew off of it from the impact. And by then, sparks began to fly all over Mecha Tails as it was becoming quite easily damaged and in bad condition.*
You pathetic pile of scrap! If you do not stop being destroyed by that heroic fool of a vulpine, I will dismantle you and turn you into a lamp! DESTROY THAT FOX, AND DO IT WHILST I STILL HAVE WHAT LITTLE PATIENCE I HAVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE!
Looking at Eggman after a moment, he soon got an idea. He swung the robot around and let go, making it fly towards him. He couldn’t swing it as hard as he wanted to, but hopefully it crashes into him. A yawn was coming, but he managed to stifle it. This is no time for that.
[Defense Chance: 1d20 = 5]
*Metal would soon meet genius, as it ended up crashing into him, and knocking them back to a wall. And as Eggman would struggle to get up, Mecha Tails did the same, looking about ready to explode and be destroyed. One more attack would do it in, and ruin Eggman's day as per usual.*
*redwreckingball started following you.*
….Why do you pathetic heroes always have to barge into my loving home of death traps and robotics? Do you have anything better to do in this moment than these things? And…why are YOU here at this moment, you red muscled fool? Don’t you have some OTHER genius’s creations to destroy? Perhaps something BETTER to do than ruining a simple would-be conqueror’s own machinations?
"No…I…if you just give me… .!"
The echidna rubbed his temples in aggravation at the male always trying to cut him off when he tried to explain himself, yes the male had to smash some robots that were in the way of him coming in to talk to the other but honestly that was just a perk of being chosen for coming to warn the other about the terrible weather that was outside, though as the genius continued to moan on, he lost his patience as he sent a fist into the side of one of the male’s computers before speaking.
"AS. I. WAS. SAYING. I drew the last straw and was told to come here to warn you about the monsoon approaching, god damn Amy and her drawing sticks routine, I swear it was fixed.”
Well then, if that is all, your "warning" was not needed. My glorious abode can defend itself quite well from the weather this area can unleash, and as such I do not have any need to fear what mother nature herself may try to throw at me. So whilst you may have thought of this as important, all you have done is waste your time barging into this fortress of a home. And as such, unless you require to inform myself of something important, or have finally chosen to let yourself become obliterated by my machines, then I'd have to thus ask you to leave.
*afoxofboom started following you.*
[Defense Change: 1d20 = 3] [Tails Attack Chance: 1d20 = 19]
*Once again, Tails was able to end up landing where it counted, as the whip would soon wrap around its leg. And fortunately for the fox, as Mecha Tails soon became slammed into the wall, it took a good amount of damage as well as he did such. If he kept this up, he’d have such a machine destroyed before Eggman could even do anything else with it.*
"This is easier than I thought!" Maybe he shouldn’t have assumed that, but it does look like he dealt quite a bit of damage. Since he’s still holding onto it with the whip by the leg, he attempted at swinging it to another wall, but it’d depend if it’s quick enough to react in time. At least he’s doing okay so far despite the tiredness.
[Defense Chance: 1d20 = 5] [Tails Attack Chance: 1d20 = 15]
*Thankfully for Tails, it would end up slamming into another wall, as some screws and bolts flew off of it from the impact. And by then, sparks began to fly all over Mecha Tails as it was becoming quite easily damaged and in bad condition.*
You pathetic pile of scrap! If you do not stop being destroyed by that heroic fool of a vulpine, I will dismantle you and turn you into a lamp! DESTROY THAT FOX, AND DO IT WHILST I STILL HAVE WHAT LITTLE PATIENCE I HAVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE!
*arosethatbooms started following you.*
...Of COURSE the pink hedgehog would also decide to torment me. Do you not have that blue idiot of a spined pest to annoy and bother, instead of barging within my home? If you do this, at the LEAST you could knock upon the door, so I could destroy you with my home security system? It would at least be more proper and less damaging of my abode if you could at least consider this the next time you'd choose to bother myself...
*redwreckingball started following you.*
....Why do you pathetic heroes always have to barge into my loving home of death traps and robotics? Do you have anything better to do in this moment than these things? And...why are YOU here at this moment, you red muscled fool? Don't you have some OTHER genius's creations to destroy? Perhaps something BETTER to do than ruining a simple would-be conqueror's own machinations?
*shadowsboomingjustice started following you.*
Shadow? What are YOU doing within my death fortress of a home? I do not have the patience to await for people, and especially hedgehogs to waste my time, so do tell me whatever it is you have of note to say, and do be quick with your words. At the least, so I don’t have to utilize the giant novelty buzzsaw again to make clear my point.~
You and I both know that piece of junk would malfunction the second you turn it on, so save me the empty threats. I want to know where that brat kid we call Tails is at.
Surely you know at least where Sonic is at, because that’d make things even easier. It’s basic knowledge that wherever Sonic is, Tails isn’t far behind.
So, you wish to know of where that azure bane of my own existence is at, am I correct? Well then, he should be where he always is this eve: Within his own home of a headquarters. Likely talking with his allies, and generally being an annoying do-gooder that grinds my gears to no end. If you'd wish to deal with that waste of space that is such a cobalt foe, and perhaps destroy him for me whilst you so happen to be in the neighborhood with him, that would be delightful.~
*cobaltcockiness started following you.*
Oh, do have a moment of patience for once within your speed-riddled life, you annoying pest. Watch, and you shall see why you should be running…right about…..NOW!~
*The moment in which Eggman then yelled “NOW!”, the Egg Flapper soon fired out a single plasma shot at Sonic. And it did so FAST. Whilst it did such, it’d begin to use its turbine engines to thrust forwards, towards the hedgehog as a rapid pace, as it had one goal in mind: Make the hedgehog into a fine paste upon the ground or floor below itself.*
“WOAH!!”
—He sprinted, barely avoiding the blast and swiftly running from the robot. It wasn’t long before he was practically running in circles around the room to avoid the robot’s assaults.
“There’s one problem with fast robots, Eggface! They’re normally pretty stupid!”
We shall see about THAT, you pathetic waste of my existence.~
[Attack Chance: 1d20 = 7]
*It would soon fire at Sonic again, but would end up missing once more, as it'd keep chasing them on and on, firing on and on in its attempts to destroy it's intended target.*
*afoxofboom started following you.*
[Defense Chance: 1d20 = 8]
*Unfortunately for the robotic copy of Tails, it wasn’t able to defend itself in time. And soon, Mecha Tails would take damage, ending up taking time to get itself back upon its feet. And naturally, this left Eggman very furious as this happened.*
Come ON, you confounded pile of metal and bolts! Do NOT disappoint me, DESTROY that annoyance of a vulpine ally to that hedgehog, and do it NOW!
Looks like he managed to cause some damage this time. Soon what looks like a whip made of energy appeared with what looks like electricity coursing through it, as he activated it. He attempted to grab the robot with it. If he manages to, he’d swing it around and slam it into a wall. However, if it were to dodge, he’d miss instead.
[Defense Change: 1d20 = 3] [Tails Attack Chance: 1d20 = 19]
*Once again, Tails was able to end up landing where it counted, as the whip would soon wrap around its leg. And fortunately for the fox, as Mecha Tails soon became slammed into the wall, it took a good amount of damage as well as he did such. If he kept this up, he'd have such a machine destroyed before Eggman could even do anything else with it.*
