:] @boooooooooby - Tumblr Blog

There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

pukicho

Do you like men? Sorry

That's right, you should be

catgirltitties

ok so write that down

bebsi-cola

you know what, "because i'm in pain" is a good enough reason as any. why do you want to take meds? in pain. why do you wanna cancel? in pain. why didn't you want to talk? in pain. yeah don't be a jerk to everyone you meet and expect them to welcome that. but why were you being a jerk? in pain. it's a reasonable explanation. being in pain should be enough of an explanation. it should be considered an immediate problem that we try to fix as soon as possible instead of expecting the vast majority of people alive to just get on with it.

elliebartlets

i don’t know what’s better scully’s facial expressions or mulder walking out the door

cali

guy whos email is mario19 cuz he is 19 years old and when hes 20 he deletes the old mail and resigns up to every service with mario20 and when he gets to mario25 and its in use already he solidifies into a stone statue and stays in stasis for a year

cali

yenthecat

CRINKLE PAPER MUCH EXCITEMENT

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

zangoonse

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

cutecipher

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

cutecipher

i have mixed feelings about competitive

cutecipher

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

goldenphoenixrises

status-quo-hater

This version of the progress flag legitimately looks so nice

Gilbert baker rainbow, huge intersex circle, the design is cluttered but in a good way 10/10

[ID: A version of the progress pride flag with a large purple intersex ring outlined in gold, looping through pink, blue, brown, and black chevrons on the side, which have a base of white. The horizontal stripes are: pink, red, orange, yellow, green, light blue, dark blue, and purple. End ID.]

kira-serialfaggot

It's happening the morphing into Ohio

Girls. That's the original image. We've come full circle. It's always just been the state of Ohio

14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

nonbinary-wrath-month

People who say "Society loves tomboys! Society has no problem with women embracing masculinity!" have never spoken to an (ex-)tomboy about what people started saying to them at puberty.

transfemme-shelterdog

Mind elaborating on what is said to them at puberty?

nonbinary-wrath-month

Personally speaking, around puberty, I got a lot of comments from pretty much everyone around me that boil down to "You need to outgrow this tomboy thing and become more feminine." (Examples include: "I know you don't want to wear this dress and bra to [X event], but you're not little anymore, and it's not cute anymore for you to turn up your nose at this." Or, from adults, "no boy is going to want to be your boyfriend if you keep dressing like that.")

Those were the kinder comments. The meaner comments usually involved the word "dyke" or other similar pejoratives. Girls told me that they thought I was creeping on them (because they thought boyish = lesbian = creep) and made a lot of jokes at my expense. Boys thought of me as an imposter in their midst and spoke to me accordingly. It was a lonely time.