collection of april fools 2024 boop posts

[tearlessrain]

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw

[yourlocalxenomorph3]

since i fully expect tumblr to monetize booping at a later date like they did with the crabs, here's your reminder to not give them any fucking money until they get their asses in gear and not only address but fix their moderation policies surrounding racism and transmisogyny and bigotry in general

[winged-fool]

🫡🫡🫡

[boop-posting]

[ID: the violinist from the titanic movie as he resigns himself to death. There are three 'boop' paws positioned in various places across the image. The text overlaid on the image reads, "Gentlemen, it has been a privelege booping with you today."]

[daily-grian]

im booping him

egads he's been booped

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[boop-posting]

[ID: Regina George learning over a table with the text, "So you agree? New features implemented sitewide should be opt-in from the beginning instead of opt-out?"]

[genrenommer]

Would you rather be booped by

a walrus?

a fairy?

the cast of Goncharev?

a color theory expert?

Ea-Nasir?

@neilhimself?

Voting ended onApr 2, 2024

[heycallmered]

but for real, they added an easy "give attention" button; this is a win for me and every other attention-seeking slut on this site

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

[boop-posting]

[ID: The Danny Devito meme where he holds up two pistols and says, "So anyway, I started blasting," except that the word "blasting" is replaced by the word "booping"]

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you fish for helping me get to max (aka 1000) boops given, only about 5 of those were given to other people

OH MY GOD????????????

[boop-posting]

[ID a boop-o-meter that is maxxed out on boops given and has recorded no boops received.]

[honestlydarkprincess]

even after this goes away i want my mutuals to know i'm always giving you a little boop

[heilos]

My entire dashboard right now

[janjan-the-ninth]

For Boop-Badges Collectors

Rough estimate: It's possible to reach 1000 boops in less than 2 hours (took me 1:30h), if you got some people to spam it to.

If you are a blog where people can spam boop's to, reblog this.

[homophobinnit-deactivated202409]

I don’t care if I know you bc we’re mutuals or I follow you or you follow me or if you’re just randomly on my dash/notes but if I see your url and I see that boop button you’re getting fucking booped

[homophobinnit-deactivated202409]

why am I at the center of a massive summoning circle

[boop-posting]

[ID: a tumblr reblog graphic which shows the paths of all of the reblogs of the above post. there is a large circle in the center with several concentric rings around it which spread out into dots.]

[lizkreates]

Mad with boop power! I felt inspired.

[boop-posting]

[ID: A detailed cartoon calico cat stands under the word “BOOP” in a large, stylized font. Flames surround the cat, and various cat paws are poking into the top of the image.]

[yesokayiknow]

[boop-posting]

[ID: a notification that reads, “missmarthanightingale (mutuals) sent you an EVIL BOOP. revenge?” END ID]

[ID: a gif of Jaime Lee Curtis in the woods. While she is gesturing and smiling, Michael Myers steps behind a tree. She looks behind herself, confused, and turns back to the camera with a worried expression. END ID]

[museaway]

saw someone complaining about getting too many boops and blocking people. the opt out button is right there.

feel free to max out your boops on my blog. hit that button 1k times idc. you earn those paw badges

[wifegideonnav]

i genuinely hope that boop day inspires everyone to interact more with other tumblr users. because it’s clearly way more fun this way!! even once the boop button is gone, there’s still asks, tag and ask games, comments, dms, fuck it let’s bring back blog rates i don’t care. part of the reason that tumblr is dying is that its way less social than it used to be. let’s fix that!!