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«NSFW/18+, sorry kids» An IRL changeling | he/him | tagging things is hard :( "#boordfles blathers" are usually self posts | "#to do list" is for me to come back to later

[boordfles]

I am once again asking you to call your representatives

5 Calls

Spend 5 minutes. Make 5 calls. Make your voice heard.

Use 5 Calls, choose your location and issue you want to call about, and they give you a script.

Locally, they got so many calls earlier this year they closed their office phone lines for a few weeks.

Never let up. Never surrender. Summon your inner Karen. IF LEAVING VOICEMAIL: Please leave your full street address to ensure your call is tallied.

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[klapollo]

personal favorite tag I've gotten on this post. great sequence of words.

[xekstrin]

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

[xekstrin]

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

[xekstrin]

[metamatronic]

What is the funniest thing that has happened in tomodachi life so far

i cannot emphasize how far out of vox’s league all of these characters are. bonus:

[fallenir]

i put Long Markiplier in my island if anyone care

[taiji94]

I made ENA! <3 Including a custom made hat, shirt, pants and fitting wallpaper +floor. What do ya'll think? (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[vertyd]

The miitamorphosis

[the-reblog-squad-deactivated202]

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

[gru8d0g]

I thought this would be cute to make for my island

[deep-space-atomic-clock]

my new mii: electron cloud

[untitledcatgame]

really really extremely REALLY VERY rough mockup as we are working on the new battle system 😊 !!!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[spicymochi]

choose your fav tiny cat

[jovialgnomejpeg]

ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[thecaptainkindofgirl]

My dad works at Home Depot and this one customer came in trying to return a lawnmower that wouldn’t start. Another employee asked the customer if he had put any gas in it and the customer was outraged, yelling that they should have told him it needed gas (it was in the manual) and the employee told him “Well it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams, sir.” That pissed the guy off more so he called the manager all “Can you believe this guy!? He told me it doesn’t run on hopes and dreams!” and the manager just said “Well, it doesn’t.”